<To Enoc> "Right... I see...ever found any vast hordes of treasure?"
<Thinks To Self> Ha! Even if i really was a minstrel this guy would still be boring.
OOC: How did you ever reach 10th level?
"Well that all depds on your idea of adventure, thei have been times I have been chased by monster for miles and others when I have seen people being masacared, whats your idea of adventure?"
Every argument that comes your way can be solved easily with sensible reasoning or with a shock collar.
Lighting never strikes twice....unless the DM believes you deserve it.
Well if this was meant to end well you wouldn't have rolled a one, right?