And I've started reading it. Interesting, but could be better written. Vetinari would never say 'sure as hell'.
Well, at this point you've not only travelled a long-distance to meet these strange internet people for a weekend, you've also shared a room with one! *Le gasp* If she doesn't get used to it I imagine that could be a problem for her.
And then roll another one to see if each stab actually hits or if you dodge it. Then a 3rd to see if you survive.
Pfft. What kind of person goes to bed at midnight?