Alas, poor Twitchy never actually died a single death in combat, though he rolled some impressive fumbles on the "Good hits, bad misses" chart (this was back in 2e, remember), including his one sole Crowning Moment of Awesome. Which involved him plunging a +3 longsword into his own chest.

Next up:

Spider Bard
Or: Paranoia is Your Only Friend

(For all future reference, I got used as trap bait. A lot).