Murphy's Law 4 (4 Times The Mayhem!)

[Marnath]

Then I guess it's a Mary-Sue thing?

Hush your silly talk.
Half-elves aren't sues, they're just bubbly and wonderful and everyone loves them ^.^ yes i'm being sarcastic :P

Look on the bright side: It can't be worse than My Immortal. (Literally, it's metaphysically impossible.)

It can always get worse.........

...Is it wrong that I'd like to see an attempt?

Yes, bad Coffee! You shouldn't torment yourself like that. >.>