Quote Originally Posted by Winthur View Post
I'd like to issue a counterproposal. I'd like Mr. Imposter to drop all charges, and I will supply him with ice cream.
Unfortunately, I have been spoken with my lawyer and am forced to decline your offer. Furthermore, if the defendant and his defense do not provide legal documents and/or a written statement from the Queen, I will be forced to file charges of fraud. Also, I request that all names in a state of debated ownership* be temporarily seized by the court for safekeeping until such a time as ownership of the monikers is established.

*These names are currently "Kainozzo", "Winthur", and "I like wearing women's clothing"