A DM's Nightmare: Featuring the worst art you have ever seen!

[Drakonzeta]

... Wow... That's the name you came up with for (CENSORED)? I doubt he'd like that...

Just for the record, I'm Jack. Also, I was a half-elf because I wanted to be an elf without the minus to constitution.

... I was going to clarify something right here, but anything else and nerd would probably yell at me.