Does This Work?

[OracleofWuffing]

Excuse me? Given that no one else (at the time of this writing; DAMN YOU WUFFING!! *shakes fist*) has posted, you are clearly responding to something I've said, so I'll respond back.

Now, if a giant was to wield, say, a gnome, as a club, then the gnome is both weapon and creature, causing all sorts of sticky wickets. D&D isn't equipped to handle such corner cases, so debate and decision is required, which is where we come in.

Now, you see, I have the hamster spinning its wheels. Let's say we have two giants wielding gnomes, and both gnomes are wearing this cloak. Now, if we make a disarm attempt...