GLoG XIV: Where Bad Puns Go To Die.

[Reinholdt]

"The deal is simple. In exchange for getting this... thing the Nightheart, I get to keep the Brightheart and learn the location of where both are held."

Reinholdt and the others are in the library.

[Tempest Fennac]

Tempest finds the library. Hi guys. Lore asked me to come along.

(You all know what Tempest looks like, right?)

[celtois]

Xavier waits to leave..feel free to godmode to take him with you


as I must deadtime..

[Ashen Lilies]

I thought we might need a mage. I hope you don't object.

[Fan]

"Well.. Not to seem offensive, but we are risking our lives here, so... What exactly is in it for us? Any possible motivation beyond helping out my good freind Vespe, and getting to stick it to some paladins?"

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt, the talking sniper kitty, looks at the new person. No he doesn't know what Tempest looks like unless it's his avatar. Would he be surprised regardless of what he looks like? No, he's a bloody talking cat.

"Who's Void? And who are you? The book is Void, isn't it? I don't mind a mage."

Reinholdt looks at Noctis. "Now hold up there. I don't recall inviting you. I recall you inviting yourself. If you come, that's your own problem."

[Tempest Fennac]

To Lore. I'm fine with that. To Fanboy's character. I'd sooner avoid violence to be honest.

[Ashen Lilies]

The spines on the books in the library shift, spelling a sentence across one of the shelves.

What is it you wish for? Gold? Or something else entirely? I can grant you your deepest desires.

[celtois]

You don't have to come if you see no reason to come. None of us will mind if you bail (Stealth the less people the better.)

[Vespe Ratavo]

Our deepest desires? Really? Vespe grins widely.

[Tempest Fennac]

(Sorry, I meant to say Lore. If I remember corretly, the character was initially called Void, so I keep getting mixed up. Tempest looks like the fennec fox in my avatar. He has lightning going between his ears, though.)

To Reinholdt. I'm Tempest. I've been a member of HALO for getting on for a year, and I met Lore a while back.

[Reinholdt]

"Hmph. There you go Noctis. You can make your own seperate deal with Lore. The Brightheart was promised to me, though."

"He did mention something about other artifacts there, and that we could have any we could get our hands on. I'll have no trouble splitting those with you."

"And I'm Reinholdt, Treasure Hunter Extraordinaire," he says to Tempest with a flourish.

[Fan]

((When I saw Vespe's question I immediately thought "Fanboy's death." I guess old habits do die hard.))
"Money? HAH! I have that in amounts this orginization cant even begin to comprehnd. Power I also have. What I'm interested in is the potential for study of such a generator of life, and its potential uses. I have no interest in actually owning it. I merely want an insurance that I'll be aloud to study the Brightheart without interferences as long as I do not leave Reindholdt's storage area."

[Tempest Fennac]

To Reinholdt. I'm a Generic Spellcaster thanks to an experiment. Most of my spells are connected to healing, ice or lightning.

[Vespe Ratavo]

((Muahaha! ))
Oooh, I wanna...um...I want a...could you maybe...how about... Vespe starts scratching his head. Maybe a... He sits down on the floor. What do I want? His expression is something like .

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's not fond of this idea, especially since he doesn't think he needs Noctis in the least, but ooc reasons dictate a lapse in judgment. "Fine. Studying artifacts is usually the first thing we do once we find one. So you'll be allowed to, in a heavily secured environment of course."

"Is everything sorted out then? Everyone figure out why they're forcing themselves upon me for this trip?" When it comes to artifacts, Reinholdt gets a little bit more possessive and mean than he usually is.

[happyturtle]

((a 20 mile high gold statue! ))

[celtois]

I've already made my deal. I leave it at that. Xavier grins

[Tempest Fennac]

I don't really want or need anything if I'm honest. Can I pick a reward at a later date please?

[Vespe Ratavo]

((a 20 mile high gold statue! ))

Vespe grins. Oh. That's right. It's not the statue, but that plan he had made with Raven. The one that would let him have his statue. Yes, the talking books could help with that greatly...insert evil laughter here. I'll tell you what I want later. For now, I think we should get going. Where are the artifacts?

[Ashen Lilies]

((Muahaha! ))
Oooh, I wanna...um...I want a...could you maybe...how about... Vespe starts scratching his head. Maybe a... He sits down on the floor. What do I want? His expression is something like .

The offer stands. You can decide any time. I've sent the co-ordinates of a nice spot just outside the city to your TARDIS. Shall I create the new thread we go?

[Fan]

Reinholdt's not fond of this idea, especially since he doesn't think he needs Noctis in the least, but ooc reasons dictate a lapse in judgment. "Fine. Studying artifacts is usually the first thing we do once we find one. So you'll be allowed to, in a heavily secured environment of course."

"Is everything sorted out then? Everyone figure out why they're forcing themselves upon me for this trip?" When it comes to artifacts, Reinholdt gets a little bit more possessive and mean than he usually is.

"That was the idea my little freind. I merely wish to help my freind Vespe, and if I happen to see a oppruntinty for knwoldge only a fool would refuse. Now our job is to steal these artifacts right? What's to stop Vespe here from using his TARDIS to warp in, and take while the guards are not patrolling that section?"

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe frowns at Noctis. That wouldn't be any fun, that's why. Come on, let's go. The TARDIS materializes in the room. Vespe walks in, and sets the coordinates to the new thread.

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt heads in the TARDIS, accidentally leaving his sniper rifle on the floor at the entrance to the library. Who knew he was that careless?
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[Tempest Fennac]

Tempest follows Vespe. I'm ready. (Tempest assumed that the rifle belonged to someone else who wasn't going.)

[celtois]

Xavier steps into the tardis

[Vespe Ratavo]

A pleasant, English-accented voice suddenly projects from the TARDIS. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Remain inside the TARDIS until we have reached our destination. Do not stare into the Time Vortex. Please do not create time paradoxes unless necessary or particularly amusing. My name is Jack, and I will be your TARDIS for today, whatever day it is when we arrive, and if/when you return. Have a nice trip.

[Reinholdt]

...You told a cat not to do something. Cats are insanely curious.

Reinholdt stares into the Time Vortex.

[Vespe Ratavo]

He's going to have to find out where it is first. There's not just a big sign labeled "time vortex."

[Reinholdt]

Oh. Well Reinholdt tries anyways. He'll probably just end up staring at flashing lights that don't mean anything.