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    Poison- Thank you for giving me horrifying mental images. =P

    Az- That sounds tasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    Poison- Thank you for giving me horrifying mental images. =P

    Az- That sounds tasty.
    It's just the song.

    Also.





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    a-tasty soup, soup
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    OK, so I log to the playground, go straight into RB and you are talking about detesticulation?




    Cool.
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coplantor View Post
    OK, so I log to the playground, go straight into RB and you are talking about detesticulation?


    Cool.
    Pics thread is worse.

    Pics thread is worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutePoison View Post
    It's just the song.

    Also.





    Soup, soup
    a-tasty soup, soup
    .
    I...do not know this song. Or this show. Hmm. *suspicious look*

    Also, she lies! It's better! Better!

    ...

    ...on an unrelated note...*throws softened butter at Poison* >=3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    I...do not know this song. Or this show. Hmm. *suspicious look*

    Also, she lies! It's better! Better!

    ...

    ...on an unrelated note...*throws softened butter at Poison* >=3
    AUCH, nothing gets out butter. At least you missed my top completely and I can keep it on. And indeed my jeans.





    Also;

    A-spicy carrot and coriander
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutePoison View Post
    It's just the song.

    Also.





    Soup, soup
    a-tasty soup, soup
    .


    A-spicy!
    Carrot and corriander (Chile chow-der!)


    But yes. Detesticulation and mass seduction.
    Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
    *may contain traces of lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post

    But yes. Detesticulation and mass seduction.
    Basically my life, if you added World of Warcraft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutePoison View Post
    AUCH, nothing gets out butter. At least you missed my top completely and I can keep it on. And indeed my jeans.
    Well, of course. This is friendly butterwar, not kinky butterwar. I mean, we just met! What kind of guy do you think I am, hmm? =P
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    I got Buzz Aldrin... a'walkin' on me face...
    I got other spacemans... a walkin' on me face...
    All on the surfaces that the moon has...

    Wait, that's not right. So I'll chop yer 'ead of.

    Problem solved!

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    And now you are throwing food to each other. Is it OK if I'm confused right now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    Well, of course. This is friendly butterwar, not kinky butterwar. I mean, we just met! What kind of guy do you think I am, hmm? =P
    The kind who throws butter at cute teenage girls.
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    Castration? Really? *excuses himself to delve into the backlog*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coplantor View Post
    And now you are throwing food to each other. Is it OK if I'm confused right now?
    I am seriously confused. And I've got a terrible feeling I had a hand in orchestrating this butter-throwing chaos.
    Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
    *may contain traces of lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutePoison View Post
    The kind who throws butter at cute teenage girls.
    *giggles and snuggles*...ok, I'm a bit of a nuisance, but I'm a loveable one, right? *offers a towel*
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    OK, castration seems to be on vogue around here, I just was castrated in the FFRP forums by an animated spleen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coplantor View Post
    OK, castration seems to be on vogue around here, I just was castrated in the FFRP forums by an animated spleen.
    ...I'm sorry for your loss? What does one tell a castration victim, anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    *giggles and snuggles*...ok, I'm a bit of a nuisance, but I'm a loveable one, right? *offers a towel*
    *towelwhips*

    Seriously, it's one of my skills.

    *towelwhips in face*

    Don't throw butter at me.

    *towelwhips in stomach*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    ...I'm sorry for your loss? What does one tell a castration victim, anyway?
    I think a long, ten-minute rendition of "It sucks to be you" might work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    ...I'm sorry for your loss? What does one tell a castration victim, anyway?
    "It takes balls to admit that in public"
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    I think a long, ten-minute rendition of "It sucks to be you" might work.
    Generally, "You don't have testes anymore.

    ...

    At least she won't spring a love child on you?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutePoison View Post
    *towelwhips*

    Seriously, it's one of my skills.

    *towelwhips in face*

    Don't throw butter at me.

    *towelwhips in stomach*
    Ow. Ow. Ow.

    ...noted. No butter. v.v
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    Or "Great! Now you can wear slip underwears without them bothering you!"

    Or "Now you can wear tights without being obscene!"

    And... "Well, now you can perform that high kick you always wanted to"
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    Ow. Ow. Ow.

    ...noted. No butter. v.v
    NO FOODSTUFFS OF ANY KIND.

    OR ANYTHING THAT WILL STAIN.

    *rushes with towel*

    YOU FLINCHED.

    *whips*
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    Knock knock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutePoison View Post
    NO FOODSTUFFS OF ANY KIND.

    OR ANYTHING THAT WILL STAIN.

    *rushes with towel*

    YOU FLINCHED.

    *whips*
    ...this means war.

    *runs through list mentally before picking you up and throwing you in a pool*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Wait, hold on.



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    At least she won't spring a love child on you?"
    Unless she's a floozy, and at it with Bearshark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    EDIT: Oh ho ho... I was ninja'd...
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    Who's there?
    Boo.

    (You see where this is going? Or DO you?)

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