Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

[Dragonrider]

School saps my brain.

My classes were canceled today and I STILL didn't have the mental energy to get on here.

However...I've been WORKING ON AWESOMELY GEEKY STUFF so maybe that makes it all okay.

Still...I misses you guys.

[Cobra_Ikari]

"Yes!" you hear my voice leap like a spawning salmon to show my faith.

=D

*rewards the lovely servant with snuggles, kisses, and a dragging off to a nearby bed*

Huzzah! =3

[Phase]

BLASPHEMER!!!all shall know the greatness of the all powerful Phase Lord of everything.
im am so starting a Church of Phase

See? This is the kind of senseless devotion I deserve- nay, require!

[Boo]

I don't think anyone got the joke I made in your church of shameless self advertisement.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I don't think anyone got the joke I made in your church of shameless self advertisement.

Joke? I thought you just were...*coughs*...referring to the church more than the god? >.>

[Boo]

>> What is the moon roughly equivalent to in diametre?

[UncleWolf]

School saps my brain.

My classes were canceled today and I STILL didn't have the mental energy to get on here.

However...I've been WORKING ON AWESOMELY GEEKY STUFF so maybe that makes it all okay.

Still...I misses you guys.

Aww...
*hugs*
Hope you feel better tomorrow.

[Phase]

>> What is the moon roughly equivalent to in diametre?

...

The Death Star?

[Cobra_Ikari]

>> What is the moon roughly equivalent to in diametre?

3474km. Australia, at greatest length, is summat like 2400 m, according to the only website I could find. Even 1000 times that...just...no. =P

That said, I think the site probably meant km. But 1000 km is no laughing matter! =O

[Rutskarn]

This thread is now about pennies.

Pennies kinda suck.

This thread is no longer about pennies.

[Mr. Mud]

Still...I misses you guys.

Mud missesed you all too, when he was away having his birthday. Mud needs to A, stop talknig in the third person, and B get back on GitP! Birthday was great, and once again thanks for the Thread MC! . And what KIND of geeky stuff? :smalltounge:
post typed completely in Google search box...

[Coidzor]

Your mom?

Hmm.... Who is the moon's mom? Teh Erf? Un star?

Sorry Deary, sleep well?

[Coplantor]

Oh, the moon, been there once or twice, the "CHA" written on one of it's sides is a wonderfull view this time of the year, and the spacemonkies are almost gone.

[Rutskarn]

Oh, the moon, been there once or twice, the "CHA" written on one of it's sides is a wonderfull view this time of the year, and the spacemonkies are almost gone.

So, tell me: what is the Charisma of the moon?

[Coplantor]

Oh no, it has nothing to do with charisma, it is related to a failed plan of a very charismatic and rich arch villian of the city who plotted to write his name on the moon

[Cobra_Ikari]

It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!

>.>

*coughs*

[Coplantor]

It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!

>.>

*coughs*

Bad move son, now I'm sorry but I'll have to kill you, is for your own good and for everyone else's sake, so would you please look the other way while I mercyfully hit you with a hammer in the back of your head?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Bad move son, now I'm sorry but I'll have to kill you, is for your own good and for everyone else's sake, so would you please look the other way while I mercyfully hit you with a hammer in the back of your head?

*runs to grab hammer in his toolbox*

*realizes it's missing* O_o

Must...not...turn...around... >.<

[Uncle Festy]

...I'm on my first playthrough of Cave Story, and right now I'm at the "hidden" version of the last cave. Hidden = insanely difficult. Since all my guns are at level one, I figure I'll just use the nemesis the whole time and try to avoid leveling up. So, this works out ok.

… What's Cave Story?

For every occasion...
A lolcats.

Heh.
Can I QotW that?

This thread is now about pennies.

Pennies kinda suck.

This thread is no longer about pennies.

That too.

I'm beginning to think that this entire forum is a little mad.

Madness?
*gets slapped with a halibut*

Hmmm.... Dragonskin condoms... No... Tarrasqueskin condoms.... Prevent SSTDs.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

That's a great idea.

Thank you, Coiz, for officially breaking my brain.

In other news, TRY week scares me. It's weird to see the forum populated with…*real people. *shivers*

[Kneenibble]

"The splendor of the sun, which dissipates the darkness of this whole world, comes from Me. And the splendor of the moon and the splendor of fire are also from Me. I enter into each planet, and by My energy they stay in orbit. I become the moon and thereby supply the juice of life to all vegetables."

That is the charisma of the moon.

[Coplantor]

Come on Cobra, you know you want to, can you say no to this?

Even Bonnie Freaking Tyler wants you dead! Is'nt it lovely?

[Coidzor]

Heh, that reminds me, my toolkit is stored underneath my computer desk. Anyone else store their tools near their computer? Or have their own personal stock of tools? I kinda forgot why I have them with me, but, it might be handy if I can ever think of a use for 'em here at Uni.

[someonenonotyou]

i always have my toolkit with me its called Duct tape fixes everything

[Coplantor]

Sorry Coid, no personal toolkit. I just use the "box-full-of-repairing-stuff-stuff" of the house. And it seems like we just lost our hammer. It must be somewhere around Cobra's occipital bone. By the way, great picture that one with the duct tape.

[Recaiden]

I have no tools under my desk. They, like my duct tape, has disappeared.

[Coplantor]

Mmmm, dissapeared tools... We have a mystery to investigate! Quick, to the platycave!

[Jack Squat]

I'd ask Coidzor about your duct tape

Seriously though, missing tools suck. I can never find a hand saw when I need one...which is much less often now that we've got a chop saw and table saw.

[Coplantor]

The perfect (and cooler) solution would be to graft those tools to your body, imagine the jokes regarding a "hand saw" you'll be able to do!

[Jack Squat]

If you were to graft it, I'd imagine it'd work like this guy

[Coidzor]

^: dododododod doodod dDoo Doo! I found a really nifty film noir version of him on deviantART once...

The perfect (and cooler) solution would be to graft those tools to your body, imagine the jokes regarding a "hand saw" you'll be able to do!

Or when it comes to the ladies, your very special jack hammer. HAI-OH!

Mmm, late night.