The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114

[Phase]

I was referring to the "good hunting" thing. I mean, a hunt is all well and good, but it's pretty damn hard to get curly fries with your Raw Dead Thing, know what I'm sayin?

You've obviously been out on the prairies in may, then. That's when hunting season for curly fries (Frytuberis Circumcis) officially begins. The little blighters are damned fast and venomous if not handled properly.

[Rutskarn]

You've obviously been out on the prairies in may, then. That's when hunting season for curly fries (Frytuberis Circumcis) officially begins. The little blighters are damned fast and venomous if not handled properly.

Ah, the dangers of wild food hunting. I once saw a particularly vicious flan take a man's arm off.

To be fair, all proper procedures were in place. The flan had a license, and it was, in fact, human season.

EDIT: I've officially taken it to the next level. Count it, peepboyz.

[Coidzor]

I saw a werewolf walking through the streets of soho in the rain... Chinese menu in his hand... He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's, gonna get him a big dish of beef chow mein!

Ahh... Warren Zevon... Thank you for reminding me of him, Monsieur Noody-Roody.

ED: Great... Now I want some takeout...x.x

[Phase]

Ah, the dangers of wild food hunting. I once saw a particularly vicious flan take a man's arm off.

To be fair, all proper procedures were in place. The flan had a license, and it was, in fact, human season.

But one of those hunters wasn't insured! [/Lehrer]

EDIT: I've officially taken it to the next level. Count it, peepboyz.

Copycat.

[Rutskarn]

But one of those hunters wasn't insured!

Don't worry, he got the justice that was coming to him. Several firearms-toting people in dingy clothes had fun batting him back and forth before shooting him and moving on.

He was doubly punished by respawning as a smoker on a flat, open map with no support from the other infected.

[Phase]

He was doubly punished by respawning as a smoker on a flat, open map with no support from the other infected.

It's like Smoker hell! What fiendish trappings.

...

I should've been asleep two point five hours ago. Curses.

[Kneenibble]

Ahh, this internet's license to utter explains the scarcity of editorial letters in the newspapers. The mind expands to fit the shape of its container, as if the hydrogen scattered between galaxies could be considered collectively. Let's have an orgy and forget the terror of freedom.

[Nychta]

Nyurr so much homework on long weekend
Nyurr

My cat is stretched out in that wonderfully feline peaceful way and only her stomach is going up and down, very slowly.

Stop looking so content.

[Rutskarn]

Ahh, this internet's license to utter explains the scarcity of editorial letters in the newspapers. The mind expands to fit the shape of its container, as if the hydrogen scattered between galaxies could be considered collectively. Let's have an orgy and forget the terror of freedom.

I assure you, Neeby, that the word "utter" is far, far too glorious in its connotations to describe what I do here.

Utterances are not my trade. I deal in mutterances, disgraced half-breeds of an utterance and a muttered phrase, resembling less a boldy stated opinion and more the slurring, dark, personal ravings of one who regards the fact that others can hear what he says as besides the point. Communication is a goal secondary to the sublime sensation of hearing one's voice--or, as the case may be, seeing it transcribed.

[Kneenibble]

Delightfully glib self-effacement, Rutsky, but I promise you I meant no condescension.


...and the orgy?

[Rutskarn]

Delightfully glib self-effacement, Rutsky, but I promise you I meant no condescension.


...and the orgy?

Postponed on account of dammit I need sleep.

The irony of this evasion does not escape me.

[Felixaar]

Naturally. I am, after all, running as Felix's Evil Nemesis...

Grr! GRR!

Also, Grr.

[Coidzor]

I just don't see it, I'm sorry. You're too... Chummy to be nemeses.

Now Rutskarn and Player Zero on the other hand...

...Hmm... Orgies, you say?

[Fredthefighter]

I just don't see it, I'm sorry. You're too... Chummy to be nemeses.

Now Rutskarn and Player Zero on the other hand...

...Hmm... Orgies, you say?

Coidzor, would you say that me and Grim Ranger have a chance at winning Nemeses itP?
Also, hi, my school is shut for the 3rd time this week. So I'll be here for most of the day, if not all of it.

[Coidzor]

Hmm. I'd say you had better chance at a real rivalry sort of thing than Flix and Deary... Then again, they've got a bit more brand recognition that either of you.

Hmm. Maybe have some challenges? Not sure how long until voting starts in earnest.

[Fredthefighter]

Hmm. I'd say you had better chance at a real rivalry sort of thing than Flix and Deary... Then again, they've got a bit more brand recognition that either of you.

Hmm. Maybe have some challenges? Not sure how long until voting starts in earnest.

Well, I wrote a campaign song called "The best of enemies" and Grim Ranger has done a speech and we've also asked Mad Mask to do a campaign banner. I suppose the rivalry between me and Grim Ranger really only exists in the SMBG, mainly because I don't see him anywhere else.
Challenges?

[Coidzor]

Like when you challenged Rutskarn to some fighting and maybe a contest to see who could do the best entrances.

And that time you decided to kill that one guy who was annoying you in the Mordokai's Fallen, Now What? Thread, and ended up having an entire challenge of dueling with him.

[Nychta]

Now I wish I had a best friend. Or a best enemy. But I wouldn't like my chances against Mr. 0 and Rutsy.

[Fredthefighter]

Now I wish I had a best friend. Or a best enemy. But I wouldn't like my chances against Mr. 0 and Rutsy.

Nadia, I'm running with Grim Ranger against Mr. 0 and Rutsy, even I don't like my chances but I'm going to give it a shot just the same.
The basis of making enemies can be one of two things:
1) Senseless violence born from hatred and despising each other, such as power attacks and stabs. (Like me and Grim Ranger) Although I attack him on the basis of that I tried being nice and it didn't work so I though, "Meh, screw it, POWER ATTACK!"
2) Trash-talk and general anomisity

[Coidzor]

Preferably more of the jocular 1 than of the forum-nastiness inducing 2...

Is okay, Nadia. Coidzors are lone-wolves themselves. Or should I say.... Lone Possums? ;)

Staying distant does have its advantages and disadvantages though.

Isn't Deary supposed to be sisters with two other femme forumites?

[Nychta]

Alls I need is an Aussie.

Do you know how long it takes to cook, eat, and wash up?

It's 9:46pm.
>>

[Fredthefighter]

Preferably more of the jocular 1 than of the forum-nastiness inducing 2...

Is okay, Nadia. Coidzors are lone-wolves themselves.

Staying distant does have its advantages and disadvantages though.

Isn't Deary supposed to be sisters with two other femme forumites?

You're never alone when you've got good buddies right beside you.

And if you stay too distant, no one will be able to hurt you but no one will be able to help you either.

No idea.

[Coidzor]

^: True... I'm just not very good with the whole intimacy thing right now.

Is a delicate balance...

....

Aussie? Why an australian in particular? I had an australian shepherd named Sheila once... and one of the girls I work with on my shift is now a filipina named Sheila, I believe.

When did you start getting dressed, cooking, eating, and washing up the dishes afterwards?

[Nychta]

... getting dressed?

Iunno. But it took a long time.

[Thufir]

...and the orgy?

Curses! Another opportunity missed.

Isn't Deary supposed to be sisters with two other femme forumites?

Yes. Curly and... Castaras? I think it's Castaras.

[Nychta]

>> Who's Deary?

Huzzah for jellybeans.

[Fredthefighter]

>> Who's Deary?

Huzzah for jellybeans.

Deary= Dragonrider.
And yes, huzzah for jellybeans and hooray for jellybabies and fruit pastilles and wine gums.

[Nychta]

Don't forget rainbowflesh.

Why is it so darned quiet every time I'm able to access the boards?

[Fredthefighter]

Don't forget rainbowflesh.

Why is it so darned quiet every time I'm able to access the boards?

Time zones, I would estimate that a large portion of the board members are on the GMT -5 timezone. While I myself use GMT 0 because I live in Britain, which I think is 8 to 12 hours behind Australia. Therefore you are 13 to 17 hours ahead of most of the forums, by the time they wake up, you're ready to go to bed. It's a problem, but not one we can solve.

[Nychta]

Time zones, I would estimate that a large portion of the board members are on the GMT -5 timezone. While I myself use GMT 0 because I live in Britain, which I think is 8 to 12 hours behind Australia. Therefore you are 13 to 17 hours ahead of most of the forums, by the time they wake up, you're ready to go to bed. It's a problem, but not one we can solve.

Yeah. Rhetorical question, really.