The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114

[Coidzor]

Indeed. Leather thongs and tight, white wife-beaters are the way to go if you're doing this thing with two mensch-types.

In other news... the robotic opossogators are coming along nicely. We now have almost 180 degrees of opened jaw....

Ed: Don't forget, Fred. Power Attack makes for some great High-Fives, as long as you connect with each other. If you both deal enough damage to avoid liquefying each others' arms, then you can qualify for a sonic boom.

[TwoBitWriter]

Round 2:

-5 for the cheap shot

-10 for resorting to bad bawdy humor

Total Score over 2 rounds: -24

Shall we commence to round 3?

You know, keeping score tends to make the game less fun.

But hey, whatever it takes to make you sleep better at night, feel free to keep score.

[Fredthefighter]

Indeed. Leather thongs and tight, white wife-beaters are the way to go if you're doing this thing with two mensch-types.

In other news... the robotic opossogators are coming along nicely. We now have almost 180 degrees of opened jaw....

Ed: Don't forget, Fred. Power Attack makes for some great High-Fives, as long as you connect with each other. If you both deal enough damage to avoid liquefying each others' arms, then you can qualify for a sonic boom.

I suppose my 16 Int should have come up with that.
Original starting scores of Fred(before racial)
Str: 18 (2 ability boosts)
Dex: 15 (1 ability boost)
Con: 16 (2 ability boosts) (+2 Dwarven racial)
Int: 16
Wis: 16
Cha: 12 (-2 Dwarven Racial)

[Cristo Meyers]

You know, keeping score tends to make the game less fun.

Especially when it shows how badly you're losing.

But hey, whatever it takes to make you sleep better at night, feel free to keep score.

No, no, the liquor is what helps me sleep at night. This is just for fun.

[Fredthefighter]

Especially when it shows how badly you're losing.


No, no, the liquor is what helps me sleep at night. This is just for fun.

I have to say this one thing now.
@Two-bit: BURN! (Said like Ashton Kutcher)

[Dirk Kris]

*sigh*
This is why I totally <3 Cristo. He's funny, cruel, snobbish, and he looks so damn sexy while doing it all!

[Cristo Meyers]

*sigh*
This is why I totally <3 Cristo. He's funny, cruel, snobbish, and he looks so damn sexy while doing it all!

Eat your heart out House...

[TwoBitWriter]

*sigh*
This is why I totally <3 Cristo. He's funny, cruel, snobbish, and he looks so damn sexy while doing it all!

Not you too, Dirk! I feel so betrayed...

And Cristo, you can't just arbitrarily assign points and say you are winning. I could do the same.

Funny Hair: -45 points
Funnier Name: -100 points

etc, etc.

[Fredthefighter]

*gets popcorn*
The pieces are in place, the cards have been dealt and the die is cast. Let the game begin.

[TwoBitWriter]

Unfortunately, Fred, my lunch hour ends in seven minutes and I work an actual job that requires my time away from the internets...

Though I think my soul is being slowly crushed just as regularly as Ol' Cristo here.

[Cristo Meyers]

Not you too, Dirk! I feel so betrayed...

And Cristo, you can't just arbitrarily assign points and say you are winning. I could do the same.

Funny Hair: -45 points
Funnier Name: -100 points

etc, etc.

You could...

...but then you'd only be ripping off my idea, which only digs you further in the hole.

[TwoBitWriter]

...but then you'd only be ripping off my idea, which only digs you further in the hole.

I was speaking hypothetically, of course. You will note that I did not place a total at the bottom. I was just pointing out how silly you are being.

I propose that we pool our energies to rag on the people in the Depression and Relationship threads. Fun times over there...

[CutePoison]

Lord, first it was all this talk of "I don't have the stamina for Grinding", and now it's talk of hole-digging?


I can't work out whether you're talking about my weekends or whether I just need a really good one.

[Fredthefighter]

Unfortunately, Fred, my lunch hour ends in seven minutes and I work an actual job that requires my time away from the internets...

Though I think my soul is being slowly crushed just as regularly as Ol' Cristo here.

Darn, I was laughing my socks off watching you two fight.

[TwoBitWriter]

Darn, I was laughing my socks off watching you two fight.

It happens quite rarely now, given this website's persona non-grata status at work beyond lunch and breaks.

[Cristo Meyers]

I was speaking hypothetically, of course. You will note that I did not place a total at the bottom. I was just pointing out how silly you are being.

And I was answering hypothetically, hence the "could"

come on, you're a writer, context, man, context

I propose that we pool our energies to rag on the people in the Depression and Relationship threads. Fun times over there...

Bah, no sport.

[Fredthefighter]

It happens quite rarely now, given this website's persona non-grata status at work beyond lunch and breaks.

persona non-grata?

[TwoBitWriter]

And I was answering hypothetically, hence the "could"

come on, you're a writer, context, man, context

Dude, I'm still damn sore about falling on my face regarding yesterday's ship. I haven't been able to type a paragraph since.

And context, scmontext! I like keeping things vague and hard to understand.

Bah, no sport.

You never did enjoy the occasional Comp-Stomp in Starcraft?


Edit: @^: It's Latin, Google it. (Who says I'm not all about educating the youth?)

[Fredthefighter]

Twobit, you aren't and never will be unwelcome. How the forums can say that you are not welcome I'll never know.

[TwoBitWriter]

Twobit, you aren't and never will be unwelcome. How the forums can say that you are not welcome I'll never know.

I was referring to the fact that my boss caught me using this site... a lot... and brought the hammer down on me.

[Fredthefighter]

I was referring to the fact that my boss caught me using this site... a lot... and brought the hammer down on me.

Ah, well, as a visitor to my school once said, "shift happens*.

[Kneenibble]

I propose that we pool our energies

I like where this is going...


God dammit but I love watching you two go at it.

[Cristo Meyers]

I like where this is going...


God dammit but I love watching you two go at it.

Innuendo fully intended, I'm sure

[Fredthefighter]

Innuendo fully intended, I'm sure

Yup, I'm sure of it too. Although, at least he didn't say you were "Trying to get aboard his junk"

[Jack Squat]

Yup, I'm sure of it too. Although, at least he didn't say you were "Trying to get aboard his junk"

I see nothing funny in that

[Fredthefighter]

I see nothing funny in that

Is my junk quite long and wider than expected?
My junk will be for the people
Did you have trouble finding people to get aboard my junk?
I could go on but I won't.

[Ms.Malbolge]

With all this junk talk I'm surprised no one has mentioned their 'junk' sinking into troubled waters.

Wow.

I am really bad at this whole innuendo thing.

[Jack Squat]

Is my junk quite long and wider than expected?
My junk will be for the people
Did you have trouble finding people to get aboard my junk?
I could go on but I won't.

You don't need to...There's an entire comic dedicated to it

[Fredthefighter]

You don't need to...There's an entire comic dedicated to it

I know, where do you think I was getting the innuendos from.
Ms.Mal, at least you came up with something original rather than just quoting a webcomic like I did.
EDIT: Gotta go my friends, see you all tomorrow.

[Ms.Malbolge]

Yay for originality.

Going to bugger off and try and write a ship or something.

Toodles.