I'm on a Boat! IC Thread

[Siren]

Hooker

"You really didn't have to tell me. What you did before me doesn't matter. It looks like you have some unresolved issues though."

On Stage

Ai shows up in a slinky dress. She motions for the stewards to come to the stage.

[UglyPanda]

Iggy

Iggy collapses onto the bar and wakes up a second later.

"What happened? I didn't tell you a bunch of lame ***** stuff, right?"

It appears Iggy has returned to normal. Whether this is good or bad, who knows?

"Crap, what's-her-face is calling us on stage. By the way, do you swing both ways?"

Iggy walks on to the stage, not sure what he is supposed to do.

[Verlaufen]

Akira

Akira walks up to the stage, looking over Ai's dress disapprovingly. "Do you need something, Miss Ai?"

[Siren]

Hooker

"I guess you would consider what you told me 'lame stuff.' Why do you want to know if I swing both ways?"

Ai

"The show is about to start. Is everyone in their seats and are all the guards here?"

[UglyPanda]

Iggy

"I just want to know if we would both like it if I got another woman into our bed."

Iggy walks on to the stage only after he is finished talking with Hooker.

[Verlaufen]

Akira

Akira looks back at the crowds again. "It seems that everybody is seated. I suppose that the stewards and stewardesses are the guards?"

[Siren]

Ai

Ai walks towards the microphone. She motions for someone behind her to bring up a tank full of water.

"I am sorry to bring you here by promising you a concert, but there is no concert. I am going to be leaving this cruise and taking a lot of the staff with me. I am sure a lot of you have heard rumours about me lately."

Ai goes over to the tank and dips her feet in. Her feet turn into fins.

"I am a mermaid. It is time I went and got back my family. I am taking the staff to get back my parents. Those of you here for the cruise will be well taken care of so please don't worry. I have extra staff coming in soon. Thank you and I am sorry for the inconvenience."

Ai bows and has the tank taken away.

[Verlaufen]

Akira

Akira stands on the side, looking at the "mermaid" Ai skeptically. He prayed that she was simply crazy, or pulling this stint for some other reason. Mermaids shouldl not exist. Ever.

[UglyPanda]

Iggy

"What the hell are you making me do and do I have to kill someone in the next five minutes?"

So she's a mermaid, no big deal. But if I have to hunt down a new sex-buddy? That's not cool.

[Siren]

Ai

"You are not going to kill anyone in the next five minutes. The new crew should be coming by boat in a few minutes. Then all of you will be coming with me deep in the water to fight the mermaid mob. I tested you all this morning with the fans and you are all awesome."

OOC: Hooker is coming. This is the final all or nothing battle and there are four of you. Name what you want and who you want to come.

[Verlaufen]

Akira

Akira blinks, and tries to comprehend. "So... we are going down into the ocean to save your family from the mermaid mafia, and you set up the fans?"

[UglyPanda]

Iggy

"Whatever, let's go kill them and get this over with. I'll need a harpoon gun, a powerhead and a couple boxes of nicotine patches."

I don't really need that last one, but it keeps me from having to strangle people.

[Siren]

Everyone gets through the underwater mission. Ai goes to live with her family underwater. The boat is left to Hooker and Chikao. They get in much more staff and run a proper boat. Tink goes to school to become an angry doctor. The waitress takes Ai's place as a pop idol. All is good in the world.


The End.

OOC: It was a bad idea to revive a game that had gone on that long when the whole main cast was gone. The original interaction was gone and trying to recreate it didn't work. Sorry I learned this with you all. It doesn't seem like ninja or shades were interested anymore, so I don't feel too bad about ending this. If you guys were I am sorry. I lost interest in this one unfortunately because of the total recast. Sorry guys.

[Verlaufen]

OOC: I can't blame you. Some things need to be learned from experience. Thanks for the game. Now you only have, what, three games you're GMing at once for now?

[Siren]

OOC: Four.

[UglyPanda]

OOC:
Well now you'll have more time to not-go-insane under the stress of too many games.

[Verlaufen]

OOC: Just remember: those oreos are evil. Especially those double stuffed things...

[Siren]

OOC: Does it really seem like I am going insane?

[UglyPanda]

OOC:
No, it's just a running gag in PbP.

[Verlaufen]

OOC: Not at all.