I'm on a Boat! IC Thread

[Siren]

Ai

Ai just stared as he/she walked away.

"He sure is flamboyant for someone who just changed genders. He has such good taste too. That looks better than my outfit."

Ai grumbles and walks into her bedroom. The walks and all the furniture of her bedroom are covered in pictures of Roland.

"I sure hope Roland turns back soon."

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru was also in Ai's bedroom, scribbling mustaches onto all of Roland's pictures with a permanent marker. When Ai came in he hid the marker behind his back and tried to look innocent. "Hi Ai!"

[Cpt. Soup]

Akane

Akane went off to do vague maid things on the boat until Miss Ai called for her. For some reason she couldn't get that blasted Catboy's face out of her head!

[Siren]

Ai

"What the crap! You should not be in my room. I never said you could come in here. You had better find a way to clean those off or I will be very mad."

Ai walks over to the posters and stares at the disfigurement.

"Akane!"

Ai calls for her maid.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

"Aw, come on! You can't deny that it's an improvement!" Haru held up a formally dignified photo of Roland, now bearing a handlebar mustache.

[Cpt. Soup]

Akane

*Maid protocol activate!!*

"..-ment!"

Akane catches the last syllable of whatever miniature Buddy Holly said as she burst into the room.

Yes Miss Ai?

Her eyes slide around the room the get a feel for what could be the problem. She manages to connect the permanent marker Haru held with the assortment of facial hair that spontaneously grew on Miss Ai's picture collection of Rolands. She had to admit some small celebration on her part over the defaced pictures. Akane worked hard to keep a smile from her face, as Miss Ai didn't look particularly amused.

[Siren]

Ai

"Akane make sure these posters are all fixed. If they are not feel free to punish him however you like."

Ai looks around.

"Also if they can't be fixed take them down and get some more out of the poster closet. Do we have the spy camera making new pictures of Roland? Well not right now, but before he turned into a girl?"

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

"I.. um... I'm not that kind of girl!" Roland insisted, stumbling back and throwing his hands protectively over his chest. "I think I should just... go, get Ai or something!"

[Siren]

Tandy

"Get over here."

Tandy tries to grab Roland and kiss her.

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20 to restraint

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

"No, please..." Roland said shyly, trying to tug away roughly, but was forced to kiss her back.

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[DaburaMiyao]

Youko Tsuki

Youko opens the door and walks away. "Well, see you later, I'm sure she'll be back soon. Feel free to take souvenirs."

He chuckles to himself, imagining the look on Pant's face when he sees he men's clothing in his beloved's room.

He turns a corner and runs into Gunter. Taking a step back, his jaw drops.

"Hollllllllyyyyyy... Wow. You look- really- freaking... amazing." He stands there drooling then remembers to shut his mouth.

[Siren]

Tandy

Tandy kisses Roland a long time. Tandy pulls Roland over to the bed and starts to undress him/her. After his/her dress is open though Roland changes back into a man.

"What the crap...Roland!"

Tandy screams a blood-curdling scream.

[Cpt. Soup]

Akane
Of course Miss Ai, the camera is always running, now I'll see what I can do about these.

She curtsied to her and moved to take down several of the pictures. Akane tucked these few under her arm and turned to Haru.

You come away with me, you're going to help me see if we can save some of the pictures.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

"Aw, come on!" Haru complained. "She can always just get more pictures of stupid old Roland. What's so special about these?"

[Siren]

Ai

Ai picks up a sharp object and points it right next to Haru's face.

"Dear adopted son, I could buy you plastic surjury at any time. Does that mean I should stab you in the face? I am totally serious when it comes to Roland, you on the other hand I could send back to the orphanage if you get too cheeky. Personally I would suggest that you do as I say, because we are about to start going out to sea and what happens on my boat stays on my boat."

Ai glares at the boy.

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Haru loses two favor and Ai loses her mind temporarily.

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

"Hey, its back, hello old friend!"

Then he notices his predicament.

"Um.. I can explain... hey, why am I trying to explain, you're a rapist!" He yells back, trying to get.

[Siren]

Tandy

"I didn't rape you. Besides who do you think they are going to believe, me or the guy who is crossdressing? Now get out of my room."

Tandy stands there fuming.

Pant Sass

Pant looks around the room. There are guys clothes everywhere and pics of Roland.

"Hmm I think that guy took me to the wrong room. I will wait for Roland and then he can take me to the hot girl."

[DaburaMiyao]

Youko Tsuki

Just as Youko finishes complimenting Gunter, he hears a scream coming from one of the guests' rooms.

"Be right back."

He runs to Tandy's room.

"Tandy Showoff! Hi! I love the video for Booty in a Bottle, it's so sexual and- Roland! You're back to a dude! AHH!" He covers his eyes.

"Dude, mind covering that up!?"

[Siren]

Tandy

Youko comes in and compliments Tandy. Tandy starts talking to Youko.

"Well I am pretty great and sexy...get him out of here. You work here right? Make sure he is never in my sight again. You can come back again if you want. I could use some company."

Tandy tries her best to look sexy.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru held still. Wow, if Ai is this much of a bitch, then what is her drummer like?

"Does Roland now that his girl is such a violent, petty thing?"

[Siren]

Ai

"If you didn't know I was violent and petty then you must not know much about the rich. Also you must not have kept up with me in the tabloids. What kind of son are you? Don't even know about your mother."

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

"Good Lord, the Eagles were right about Hotel California!" Haru shifted a bit, keeping his eyes on the sharp pointy thing. "Hey, aren't you rather mean for a mermaid?"

[Siren]

Ai

"Mermaids are just like people sweetie. There are good mermaids and there are bad mermaids. I am not so bad, but you mess with my Roland or the posters...and things get a little crazy."

[Cpt. Soup]

This was quickly spiraling out of control as far as Akane could tell, best to take the boy away before he shoots his mouth off anymore. Akane attempts to grapple Haru and hold him by his collar

I'll just take the boy away with me so he won't cause you anymore trouble, Miss Ai.

Should she succeed she'd quickly bustle out of the room, dragging Haru behind her.

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gotta 15 for an athletics check.

[Siren]

Akane succeeds in dragging him away. I assume that Haru does not fight someone saving him.

Ai

"Make sure he at least tries to clean them. That boy needs a lesson."

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru allowed himself to be dragged away. "Bye, Ai! I'll remember this when I'm all grown up and I'll consign you to a home when you get old and wrinkly!"

[Cpt. Soup]

Akane dragged him on over to her room which naturally was nearby. She let Haru go and gestured for him to follow her in. Once inside she dumps the pictures in her trashcan and moves over to her closet.

Those pictures are completely ruined, unfortunately I keep an emergency cache of copies handy. You really shouldn't anger Miss Ai anymore, because if you keep it up, you'll lose that appreciation I have for your antics. If you don't limit yourself to only bothering the other staff I'll have to drown you in the pool and throw you overboard.

She pulled out several pictures that resembled the ones she had and shuffled through them.

You can go if you want just don't go near Miss Ai's room for twenty minutes, and when you do see her again, look unhappy.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

"Drown me in the pool? Oh, please." Haru left to find some more havoc to create.

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

"I, er, hey, I'm sorry, why am I apologizing... I'll just, uh, go, shut up Youko, never mention, bye.." Roland muttered as he quickly fell out of the room, somehow dressed back in his girl maid uniform. "Damn, I have to get back to that water... and... what? No!" He cursed at himself, stumbling along and looking around corners to make sure he didn't run into anyone on the way back to his room.

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Luck. ^^

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[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Would Haru be lucky enough to stumble across Roland in his unfortunate condition?

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(1d6)[4] x2.