I'm on a Boat! IC Thread

[DaburaMiyao]

Youko Tsuki

"Hecanwalkhimselfout,byeRoland!" Youko slams the door shut after Roland, then opens it again and calls out. "And stay away from Miss great and sexy Tandy!"

He slams the door again and pounces at her like a kitty.

[Siren]

Haru finds Roland.

Tandy

Tandy grabs Youko.

"You are a good boy aren't you? Would you like to do something fun with me kitty?"

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

"Okay, just another turn of the bend and..."

It was Haru. Finding Roland the man in a maid costume. He blushed crimson.

"You annoying little parakeet!" He yelled, covering himself like an embarrassed schoolgirl.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru rounded a corner... and saw Roland. In women's clothing.

He walked up right up to Roland and began belting out the Lumberjack song at the top of his lungs.

"Oh,
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
He cuts down trees, He skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers,
He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars!"

Haru clutched his stomach and began laughing. "And I thought you were so rugged, Roland!"

[DaburaMiyao]

Youko Tsuki

"Mee-Yoww!" Youko purrs in reply and Tandy is suddenly naked.

[Siren]

Tandy

Tandy sings a high pitched note that only animals can hear and then Youko is naked. Then Tandy begins touching him. Suddenly she stops.

"How old are you?"

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

The pop star clutches his hand into a fist. He didn't need this. Do you know how much crap you get for singing in a boy band?

"Man overboard!" He shouted, rearing back a mighty kick and punts him in the face, hopefully over the rail.

"Sailing... takes me awwaaaay..."

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Athletics. ^^

(1d6)[3]x4

[DaburaMiyao]

Youko Tsuki

"Older than eighteen and younger than twenty, ow ow ow!" He answers, still touching her.

[dyslexicfaser]

((OOC: Gunter's luck is, as usual, bulletproof: 24. So he definitely runs into Roland. Now I just have to decide if it would be lucky to lay his pure, innocent eyes on a philandering catboy or not.))

Gunter Stadfeldt

Gunter, drawn by the sound of singing, found Roland(a) attempting to set the long-distance record for child-punting.

Not really observant at the best of times (Gunter saw the world through rose-colored glasses six inches thick and welded to his face), Gunter failed to differentiate between female Roland in a maid uniform and male Roland in a maid uniform.

She, being a huggy sort of person, wrapped her arms around her fellow brother/sister-in-being-transmogrified-without-their-prior-knowledge-or-consent in a show of platonic, sisterly love against adversity.

"Ah, Roland(a), my friend! Does our loveable lady and taskmistress have any more chores for us to attend to?" She gave the man in her clutches puppy-dog eyes. "Say you all are not cross with me for attending to our guests late? I had some difficulty procuring the perfect outfit."

[Siren]

Tandy

"Ok you are legal then. Well then let's do this."

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Fade to black?

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

An almighty twang rent the air as Haru blocked the kick with his nigh indestructible guitar. "You're a sad, sad man, Roland. Your nemesis isn't even old enough to buy a beer. One day, Ai is going to wake up, and you'll be left with nothing."

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Original roll. Spent favor. Total 12 for a tie.

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

"Gunter... now isn't the best time..." Roland growled, his foot still positioned, blocked by the guitar.

"Soon you're time will come." He says, almost a full feral growl instead of words. "And I'll sing the song they play at your funeral. It'll be a quick, fun beat."

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

"Man, everyone in pop music and rock n' roll is a jerk. I should have been a blues singer, or a jazz musician. I have never heard of a blues singer or a jazz musician who wasn't a great guy." Haru glanced around. "Say, are we going to do this for much longer? I'm getting bored."

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

Roland shook his head and lowered his foot. He gave Haru another quick movement like he was attacking again, but walked by him in another attempt to get back to his room.

He had been flashing a lot of leg this whole time his kick was up.

[DaburaMiyao]

Youko Tsuki

Youko bones Tandy and it fades to black.

[Siren]

Tandy

Tandy lays on the bed totally spent from the sex with Youko.

"You are the best I have ever had. That means a lot because I have been with a lot of men. Wow. There must be something special about catboys."

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru waited until he was alone to vomit over the side of the ship. I hate Roland.

[Siren]

While all this is going on, other guests got on board and were helped. The captain is about to take off. A cat with note around its neck has moved into Youko's room.

Ship Announcement

"The ship is taking off. Also Hooker has an emergency in the kitchen. Someone please report to the kitchen. That is all."

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Time for another favor roll

Youko (2d6)[7] One for helping with a guest and one for having sex with a guest

Haru (d6)[1] For helping a guest

Roland (2d6)[6] For helping a guest and being a good sport about being a girl

Akane (d6)[2] for following orders

Gunter (d6)[4] Because he amuses me

[Tichrondrius]

Roland

The pop star made it back to his room safely, and entered with a sigh.

"What?!" He shouted. "Pant! What are you doing here?"

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru perked up at the announcement. "TO THE KITCHEN!"

Haru dashed off.

[Siren]

In the Kitchen

Haru would see Hooker trapped by five octopi. Hooker's top is being pulled down by one of them. Hooker is hot, in case anyone forgot.

"Help me, please."

Pant Sass

"Roland what are you doing in the love of my life's dress? Did you have sex with your own cousin?"

Pant totally ignores Roland's question.

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The water no longer turns you into a woman, for those who are wondering.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru blinked once and sighed. "Be glad I haven't hit puberty yet. Otherwise, I'd just watch."

Haru unslung his guitar and unleashed a sonic attack upon the octopi.

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Total 15.

[Siren]

In the kitchen

Three of the octopi are uneffected. They stop pulling down Hooker's top though. They just stare at the boy. Two of them take damage. Hooker tries to pull some loose but doesn't seem to be helping at all.

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Haru takes no stress
Octopi 4 and 5 take 5 stress.
Octopi 1,2, & 3 take no stress.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

"Alright, listen up! I've got something to say."

Haru struck another totally rocking pose with his guitar. "It's better to burn out than fade away!" He laid his pick against the strings and strummed out another sonic attack.

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Original Roll.

Favor burn.

Total is 12.

[Siren]

In the Kitchen

The octopi have walked away from Hooker leaving her gasping. They have all walked towards Haru. Four of the octopi are stopped in their tracks by the music. The last one wraps himself around Haru.

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Octopus 1 deals Haru 9 stress!

Octopus 2, 3, 4, and 5 all take 4 stress.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

"GAH!" Haru struggled to get the octopus off of him. "I hate it when the fans get grabby!"

Haru kicked himself free. "Alright, time to rock this joint!" Haru started playing, his fingers flying so fast the strings began to smoke. A constant barrage of sonic force beat at the octopi, shredding them with the power of ROCK!

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Original Roll. Favor burn. Total 21.

[Siren]

In the Kitchen

Haru finishes off four of the octopi, but the last octopus is trying to go after him again. At the last minute, Hooker stabs the octopus with her hook. The octopus dies.

"Thank you so much for helping me. I was trying to kill them to cook them and they got away from me."

Hooker looks Haru in the eye.

"I will do whatever I can to help you in the future."

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Haru gains 20 favor from Hooker. He also receives Hooker's Favor. Haru can ask one thing of Hooker and she will grant it if possible.

[Neon Knight]

Haru Narita

Haru bowed to Hooker. "Don't think anything of it, ma'm."

Haru decided to go tell Ai that the problem was taken care of.

[dyslexicfaser]

Gunter Stadfeldt

Gunter arrived. "Hey, did I hear somebody needed some-" he takes in the octopus bits and a octopus-suckered-yet-triumphant Haru. "-oh, nevermind. Looks like everything's under control here."

[Siren]

In the Kitchen

Hooker holds an arm out and calls to Gunter.

"Hey are you one of the guys that I changed into a girl?"