The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[Lyesmith]

I figured this was a calling of bluffs.
But I rolled a natural 20 on my Sense Motive check anyways.

I'm offended!
It has nothing to do with bending over (but I do have one about that).

What's the difference between Light and Hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

Y'all can ponder that, I'mma go sleep. Ta-ta!

[Rutskarn]

Wow, Zira.

Wow.

[Calamity]

I try to be surprised... but I'm really not.

[Rutskarn]

None of us are, Cal.

[Coidzor]

I dunno... I'm pretty sure I've slept on hard man before.

I mean, yeah, it wasn't the best sleep ever, but I was able to pass out eventually. Once I shut down his main power supply.

mmm... chicken salad croissant-sandvich...*noms most vigorously*

[Phase]

Nah, Zero's definitely the bad cop, but not necessarily an effective one. Reason being, he's not actively aggressive so much as passively, broodingly sinister.

"If you don't answer in the next 13.54 seconds, I might not be able to restrain my partner."

"Oh yeah? What's he gonna do?"

"...what are you going to do, Zero?"

"..."

"Zero, are you HOLYSONOFADOGBITTENFLEAMAGNATE, what the HELL did you just do to his kidneys! You have to threaten him first!"

"Sorry, hard for me to count and talk at the same time."

This. Yes. If I don't see this again I'll kill you all.

[Collin152]

I'm offended!
It has nothing to do with bending over (but I do have one about that).

What's the difference between Light and Hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

Y'all can ponder that, I'mma go sleep. Ta-ta!

Actually, I need just about absolute darkness to sleep. Your punchline is crazy. You're crazy.

[Rutskarn]

This. Yes. If I don't see this again I'll kill you all.

Wish granted.

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Nah, Zero's definitely the bad cop, but not necessarily an effective one. Reason being, he's not actively aggressive so much as passively, broodingly sinister.

"If you don't answer in the next 13.54 seconds, I might not be able to restrain my partner."

"Oh yeah? What's he gonna do?"

"...what are you going to do, Zero?"

"..."

"Zero, are you HOLYSONOFADOGBITTENFLEAMAGNATE, what the HELL did you just do to his kidneys! You have to threaten him first!"

"Sorry, hard for me to count and talk at the same time."

[Coidzor]

Actually, I need just about absolute darkness to sleep.

Me too. That's why I've got several blankets draped down from underneath my roommate's mattress on our bunked beds to block the light access to the bottom bunk where I sleep. Or a "Bat cave" as they're called on this campus...

Also, yes. Agreed, Monsieur Phase.

[Collin152]

Me too. That's why I've got several blankets draped down from underneath my roommate's mattress on our bunked beds to block the light access to the bottom bunk where I sleep. Or a "Bat cave" as they're called on this campus...

I did that when I shared a room with my brother, before I was relegated to the top bunk by system of "liability to roll off the edge".
Dunna nunna nunna nunna Batman!

[Phase]

Wish granted.

Touche, Rutskarn. Touche.

[Coidzor]

Touche, Rutskarn. Touche.

And really now... Who doesn't want Rusty touching them?

So I'm out of weapon energy after killing the Yellow Devil. :/

V: *hoses down with water, then castor oil, then ignites*

*hoses down with several grease-fire extinguishers*

*shampoos, lathers, and rinses*

[Haruki-kun]

Oh, thank goodness the forum is back!

I spent half the day doing homework and the other half in 4chan for lack of GITP!

Someone please hug me. >.<

[Recaiden]

Oh, thank goodness the forum is back!

I spent half the day doing homework and the other half in 4chan for lack of GITP!

Someone please hug me. >.<

*hugs* And I also like the dark. Although I suppose the comic is a good thing,

[Sneak]

Oh, thank goodness the forum is back!

I spent half the day doing homework and the other half in 4chan for lack of GITP!

Someone please hug me. >.<

Oh...oh gods.

I would hug you, but I'm afraid of getting 4chan on me.

In any case, I made a new 5-min avatar today. Was bored.

Should go to bed soon.

EDIT: Update—I is bed. 'night.

[Haruki-kun]

Oh...oh gods.

I would hug you, but I'm afraid of getting 4chan on me.

Oh... but.... but I didn't even touch /b/, if that makes it any better! SRSLY!

Just /a/. It's nicer in there.

[Kneenibble]

Is 4chan any worse than fchan?

My God. The last few pages of this thread are riotous. I love it.

[Lyesmith]

I'm not crazy!
My lips may move when I'm thinking sometimes, but I'm not crazy!

Also.
fchan?

[Alleine]

It stands for FunChan!
If you believe the lies from the TV.
But don't listen to them, here, put on this tinfoil hat.

[Quincunx]

A formless "hat" is no longer acceptable by the standards of Friendly Banter fashion. The tinfoil must be styled.

(unroll) (crease crease crease) (snip snip snip) (join, crimp, smooth, crease) (poke poke) (roll, crimp crimp crimp) (thread)

For you, an aviator helmet with the dulled side outwards, including lenses held close to the brow (shiny side outwards) and chin strap with buckle (ditto).

[Alleine]

*is shocked and amazed at Quincunx's skill*

I wish I didn't need sleep. But unfortunately fencing demands I have some measure of sleep before hand. Goodnight all.

[Coidzor]

....

I need a tin-foil Link cap now. Yes. For Everlasting Peace.

*shakes fist at Quincunx* Fie on you for inflicting me with an awesome idea.

...or maybe some kind of robin-hood hat.... with an aluminum foil and duct-tape feather.... yes....

...This song describes how I feel right now.

[Quincunx]

I have no tinfoil. Hopes of a triumphant entry to the You thread now quashed.

[Thufir]

I, on the other hand, finished reading Trilby last night and have started on Doctor Faustus And Other Plays.
Now I need to recall a good quote from Trilby to put in my sig... the only one which comes to mind is too long.

[banjo1985]

Would clingfilm be sufficient? I know it wouldn't be the height of fashion like tinfoil, but it definitely wouldn't blow off in a strong breeze.

[Quincunx]

All anyone could make of clingfilm would be a species of turban, and even that would only be good for one wearing before doubling back impossibly on itself.

[banjo1985]

Maybe I could brace it with some cardboard or something...either way I don't think it will be up to creating a Banjo-hat...

[Player_Zero]

Is 4chan any worse than fchan?

My God. The last few pages of this thread are riotous. I love it.

Sometimes I wish I didn't know everything that I do about the internet... Right down to the rankest pits of Hades therein...

I really wouldn't google this one.

[Phase]

I wish I didn't need sleep. But unfortunately fencing demands I have some measure of sleep before hand. Goodnight all.

Wait, fencing-the sport? Or fencing-racketeering?

[Player_Zero]

Wait, fencing-the sport? Or fencing-racketeering?

Or putting up fences perhaps.