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    You're in the cafateria, in a corner. On the next table over a kid with a laptop. Looking over some runes. Suddenly there is a bright flash of light and you all go blind for a moment.

    When your vision appears everything's changed. The students appear to be various non humans. A teacher in the opposite corner has grown scales, the football team near the center seems to now be hobgoblins, orcs, and the quarterback seems to be made of metal.

    The lunchlady seems to be wearing the calamari on her face.
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    Mark seizes this moment of opportunity to snag the burger of the guy next to him...as well as his cell phone. He looks over at the new football team, seeing their better look. The **** happened? hes asked out loud.
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    The guy next to you seems to have grown pointed ears, horns, glowing golden eyes. He stands there shocked for a moment, a shocked expression on his face. He grabs his things, including his phone, and runs out of the room. He seems to fade away as he runs.

    Mark sits there with a burger in his hands.
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    Julios "Judus" Sits in a corner table all to himself. At first he was poking at his meatloaf and making pictures with his food. Until a blinding light occured. After which julios took a good look around.

    What the...... Hehe, well its an improvement really. The punk/gothic boy goes back to arranging his food. Seemingly unphased by this change, for now.

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    (Wait... we have two Marks? Can I change my name to Matt?)

    Mart/Matt looks around.
    What's happening? It appears we have crossed though a planar anomaly and entered a parallel universe!

    This is so COOL! Wait until the guys at the LARP club hear about this!

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    Yes you can be Matt.


    Several students turn to your area for a few moments, seeing nothing out of the ordinary. A drow male in a muscle shirt and another human with glowing red tatoos and humongous headphones run after the horned boy.

    Everyone turns back to what they were doing except a goblin. Judging from his clothes and features he's a member of matt's gaming group. The bell goes off before he turns away. You all have science class next, so does the goblin gamer. You all have adjacent assigned seats. Today you do the ever popular frog dissection.
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    Judas

    In Class- Judas takes his seat next to his lab partners. With as maliscious as the boy is, its no wonder he enjoys this next assignment.The boy eargerly awaits for the scalples to be passed out.

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    A couple of test tubes clink in Mark's pocket as he sits down. As soon as he's given a scalpel, he twists and twirls it between his fingers while waiting on the teacher.
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    The teacher walks in, she appears to be covered in scales with lidless slit pupiled eyes and long fangs where you remember asian features a day before.

    She begins taking attendance for the day.
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    "Smith, Gilby" She starts.

    "Present" Says a dwarf with stubble verging on a thick beard.

    "Fletcher, Gier"

    "Here" An elf in the back row raises his hand.

    "Cooper, James"

    A halfling in the front left corner answers and adjusts his glasses.

    The class seems fairly large, it may be a while til she gets to any of you, feel free to chat here.
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    So,(Insert goblin's name here) how've you been?

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    Judas leans back in his chair. Juggling both his pocket knife, and the newly obtained scalpel. Every so often he eyeballs the goblin.

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    "Great" He says, not noticing Judas. For the next game I was gonna be a d-"

    "Um" He says after stopping for a moment "You got a little something on your face" He says, poining to a blue mark on matt's cheek.

    "What'd you eat man?"
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    While judas was staring at the goblin and the nerd conversing he saw the blue spot on the boys face. "Haha, Hay dude you've got something on your face from your date last night!

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    The goblin laughs for a moment and examines the spot just under Matt's eye.

    "OH SHI-" he says loudly, cut off by the sound of chairs sliding in the direction of his outburst. The teacher turns her gaze on him.

    "I think we can cross off Jones, William and his entourage."

    "Sorry Ms. Li" He says quickly.

    Turning back he examines all your faces.

    "Crap, look, I cant explain here. Meet me at the doyle library after school" He says, reffering to the library near campus "And don't mention this to anyone.
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    Judas "Library? HA! I can have more fun out back looking for goffers to hang." The boy stares at the goblin, making motions with his scalpel like hes aiming it at the goblin boys eye.

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    ((Two things, A. We could probably use an OOC thread, B. What just happened?))
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    ( F.??
    5. Profit )

    ( Anyways far as I can tell I am trying to make goblin stew, and the gay nerd boy has a little leftover from his orgy )

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    OOC: Matt's friend is a goblin now. After finding this out you all had to go to science class. He noticed a distinctive mark on your faces and will explain its meaning after school. Look at each others faces for a description. Sorry, on a PSP atm and cant type too many words. I'll start an ooc thread now. And now.


    "Judging by the look of things niether of us have time for this, what with the class and the magic and the making sure none of you get yourselves killed."
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    The teacher pulls out a jar of eyes. "Thanks to a shipment mixup you are not dissecting frogs. You will be taking apart sheep eyes. Luckaly we will be covering the eye in a few weeks and this will be excelent practice. Get into groups of two and three and you will be given an eye and a worksheet with dissection instructions and questions will be passed out.

    Several eyes appear unnatural, they move in the jar and seem to smolder with an inner fire.
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    Library, gotcha.
    Ugh... I hate dissection.

    (I'm assuming that Matt, being a geek, knows his way around the science classroom well enough to find a surgical mask. If so, he does.)

    Well, let's get started...

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    Judas, not taking the time or care to don protective gear or even read his hand out, begins slicing at the eye. Only stopping with the occasional "ohhhh" or "Ahhh"

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    Mike pokes around at the eye, bored until the pupil eds up facing him. 'Chu looking at?
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    Um, you didn't form any groups. I'll assume you're a group of three.

    The eye seems to somehow stare at each of you, it's piercing glare seems to stare into your soul. It glows with a fire fueled by it's own hatered.

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    Mister CraggleThe teacher says loudly from across the room. PUT ON YOUR EQUIPMENT AND WORK PROPERLY. She has an eye in front of her, a piece sliced off and some of the preserving fluid on her chin.

    Some liquid squirts from inside the eye onto Judas's face and the wounds seem to regenerate very slowly after a moment. A few of your classmates giggle for a moment and get back to cutting up their normal eyes.
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    Judas, Feeling confidant and a tad irritated jabs the knife deep into the eye. Leaving it there " Ha! lets see you heal from that!!"

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    The eye looks adgitated, it seems to flex a bit and the knife shoots out at you spinning, glowing white hot. The blunt end smacks you right in the forehead and rebounds. Landing right next to the dissection tray.
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    Judas gives a quick grunt at the hot metal assualting his face.

    " Damned little bitch." After crushing it with his hand ( ow ) He will stare about the room. making sure the teacher cant see him... he will stuff it in his mouth and quickly down his throat. " Hehe, this should get me at least a D"
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    Mark laughs at Judas and the small scorch mark on his forehead. He then looks down at his eye. What bout you? can you do anything cool?
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    Julio feels his blood boil for a moment, his eyes gleam and he feels a feeling of rage. It subsides after a few seconds.

    Marks eye stares at him angrily. It seems to roll an inch or two, yet never take his eyes off him.
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