Random Banter #117

[Recaiden]

I just slap a hat on. It works for me, and apparently has caused a girl to want my head because she thinks its cute.

All I can think of is my head mounted on her wall in the same fashion as a deer head

Then it would be looking down at you. Can you imagine falling asleep in an armchair, and the waking up to see Alleine's head staring accusingly down at you. It is not a happy idea.

People don't want my whole head, but they're always after my hair.

[Coplantor]

YEAH!

I have not yet punched a whale.

My life is a sad, sad affair.

Wow, when I was 15, I always joked with my friends about not beign able to die peacefully without first having knocked unconcious a whale by beating the hell out of it.

We always thought it would be easier with a small hale in a small pool, where it could'nt move.

[Alleine]

Then it would be looking down at you. Can you imagine falling asleep in an armchair, and the waking up to see Alleine's head staring accusingly down at you. It is not a happy idea.

People don't want my whole head, but they're always after my hair.

I would become like one of those bull heads that people worshiped. Except instead of demanding virgin sacrifices, I would demand skittles. Well, I might just demand skittles in addition to the sacrifices.

Mwahaha.

[Coidzor]

... Some part of me would feel guilty for punching a whale.

And then another part of me wonders whether a whale would even feel the force of my blow....

A third part of me has been having the most disturbing dreams about the safety of people I know. Good thing I'm not in the habit of having premonitions.

^: What about virgin skittles?

[Rutskarn]

...what is it with you and skittles, exactly? It's kind of a thing with you.

Like virgin sacrifices are with me, and all.

[Coplantor]

I think I have some sort of pinversed premonition power, since most of the things I never dreamed, never happened.

And it depends on the whale. About feeling guilty, yah, now I would, but when I was 15... I was young and crazy.

[Sneak]

Ah, the whale wouldn't care. Also, @Coplantor: haha, good to see you put some thought into it.

I'm reading Moby **** for class at the moment, so whales are on my mind.

"What do ye do when ye see a whale, men?"
"Sing out for him!"
"And what do ye next, men?"
"Lower away, and after him!"
"And what tune is it ye pull to, men?"
"A dead whale or a stove boat!"

[Alleine]

I would sincerely hope all the skittles I ever have are all virgin skittles.
If not...

Who doesn't like a good virgin sacrifice? It's like a party, only someone dies.

EDIT: @Rutskarn: I just really like skittles. They're delicious, and lots of other people like them. I don't think I could give a really good reason why.

[Rutskarn]

If someone dies, you're doing your Virgin Bashes wrong.

I like to have three or four. The third one is usually a pinata.

[Sneak]

Well, I'm off to bed.

Late to bed, early to rise, makes a man...tired?

'Night.

[Recaiden]

If someone dies, you're doing your Virgin Bashes wrong.

I like to have three or four. The third one is usually a pinata.

I don't know. I find that it has much more of an impact per sacrifice if you only kill one at each event. All the attention is focused on them, giving their death more power.

EDIT: Good night, Sneak. Sleep well.

[Alleine]

I think Rutskarn just sacrifices 'for the lulz', not for power. Although that's cool too.

Hehe, I want a pinata now. Mmmm.

[Rutskarn]

...you can get power from virgin sacrifices?

[mercurymaline]

My number six is lasso a giraffe while balancing upside down on a bear's head.

I've crossed it off, but I kinda cheated. I was technically throwing a ball of yarn at a toy giraffe, while standing rightside-up on a bearskin rug, and wrestling a bear.

Go home and pass out...on a bear.

...what is it with you and skittles, exactly? It's kind of a thing with you.

...and bears are apparently a thing with you...

[Rutskarn]

Fighting or interacting with bears is a universal sign of manliness. This can be taken to humorous extremes.

Or just abused recklessly by a hack internet poster in his unattainable quest to amuse.

Bear bear bear.

[Coidzor]

I would sincerely hope all the skittles I ever have are all virgin skittles.

Who doesn't like a good virgin sacrifice? It's like a party, only someone dies.

...No, it's a party where someone dies :P

And haven't you ever heard of virgin olive oil? Similar principle, only magically applied to skittles' mothers so that they get a virgin birth.

Edit: The world will not truly be happy until all is Bear!

Bear, bear... bear, bear... Tony Blair Bares Air... Wait, no...

Sorry, I'm still new at this... bear, bear....

[Alleine]

So they're magical virgin skittles?

I don't even know the principle behind virgin olive oil. I just assumed people were being weird when they named it.

[Coplantor]

Moby **** and profanity filters... I never get tired of it.

[Recaiden]

So they're magical virgin skittles?

I don't even know the principle behind virgin olive oil. I just assumed people were being weird when they named it.

No chemicals used to produce it, and very little acidity. Extra virgin is that, and also less than one percent acididty (I think). Skittles are pretty acidic, so we might need a new name, huh?

Good night, playground.

[Alleine]

No chemicals used to produce it, and very little acidity. Extra virgin is that, and also less than one percent acididty (I think). Skittles are pretty acidic, so we might need a new name, huh?

Heh, just maybe.

I think I will retire early tonight. I'm feeling fairly thrashed right about now. I suppose that is what I get for trying to get a little bit healthier

[Rutskarn]

Moby **** and profanity filters... I never get tired of it.

Moby what?

Oh, you mean Moby Dick?

Why use those silly asterisks in the name? Silly, silly posters.

[Coplantor]

How did you overcomed the filter?

[Rutskarn]

Bribery. Here's 50$ to get past the character limit.

[Coidzor]

Tricksome..... Very Tricksome indeed.

We likeses it, precious...

*galum...gollum...*

Edit: Also, kitties... biting us whiles we photographs them... *gollum* Why must they bite the precious, eh? Why must they bites and claws and gnashes the feets and toeses....*gollum*

*goeses to gets the bandagess...precious...the bandageses...*

[Coplantor]

Bribery. Here's 50$ to get past the character limit.

You bastard! People with money can do everything, and here I am with nothing else than an old coat and a severed head.

[Rutskarn]

Eh, it's true.

Like, Coidzor, I'll give you 50 bob to smack Coplantor upside the head.

The severed head, I mean.

And then the other one.

[Coplantor]

Can I smack my own heads and get the money?

[Phase]

Wait, you used bribery? I used threats. Now I can say the name Dick before I go to bed.

[Rutskarn]

Coplantor: Meh, okay.

[Coplantor]

Dammit, I was hoping for you to make a mistake and give me the money before I smacked my heads...

But you seem to be immune to my mental tricks!

Oooh weeeoooo!