The Ultimate Showdown of Scientific Destiny

[Jayngfet]

Two wizards on opposite ends of the universe.

Jayngfet waits on his planet, alone.

[Fan]

Raistlin, epic wizard extrondinaire decides that there exists a person named jayngfet that he must kill, and now.
First I pick up a LE candle invocation, and use it to activate a gate loop in which I summoun 14 Google of solars. Then I cast mind rape on all of them to cause them all to wish themselves back into my eternal service until the end of everything.
Then I use them to create the following spells:
Epic ward: I gain immunity to all negative energy, vile, consecrated, elemental (sonic, acid, fire, electricty, cold, and force damage.), and gain DR 42901289481284037501728739852093589032/- with a duration of 1 century/level.
origin of species: I create a creture with my army of solars that has true mind switch as a at will ability, Regeneration 999999999^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/ acid, and fire... Too bad for you I'm Immune.
Str:9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999^99999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999Dex:9 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Con: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999^999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999
cha:9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999^99 wis:9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999^9999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999
Fly speed: Light speed.
base land speed: Light speed
I then have it mindswitch with me due to its inbred unfathomed loyalty to me it does so, and now I'm the creature.
I automaticly make the spot check to see you on the otherside of the universe, and will cast superior invisibility on myself in addition to Cloud wings (doubles my fly speed. SC), and will use the run action the entire way.
so 10X Light speed is what I'm currently travelling at... then I use Celestial aspect to double my fly speed AGAIN, lastly I use Footsteps of the divine, presisted, and extended to add Light speed to my speed again for one round after reducing it from the 2 day duration.

I will also then continously cast quickened reduce persons as immediate actions every second to prevent the infinte mass from happening as I will be reducing as fast as I can expand thus equating to no change.
Oh, and this took me 4 rounds, so 24 seconds.
I'll be there in a 6 rounds.
You will not survive... make your time.

[Jayngfet]

Soul Jar on a servant girl. I use a bag of holding(35lb) filled with stone and 15lb bag of holding with 1250 a total of of stone. Greater teleport right in front of you, release all weight.

So if the girl weighs 250lb and is in 50lb full plate with 1250lb of stone thats 1850lb to hit you with. I die, plane shift back to my base.

Wait, the bags add another 50lb.

2000lb.

[Fan]

YOUR turn:
As a immediate action I use a quickened mage hand to take the atom of irradiated Uranium 238, and split it's chemical bonds... Thus realising the energy, and making a nuclear explosion.
Servant girl takes ALOT of damage.
As your out of range of the magic jar spell you die, and she dies as stated in it's entry.