Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

[Fredthefighter]

Good morning fnuts, and remember, tinfoil is for external cranial application only!

Today the sunshine is bright, but the wind snatches any warmth it might hold away, and it's bloody difficult to stand in the moment and reflect when the wind assures that no one moment holds still long enough to be appreciated. Seas are calmer than this, and seas hold the sacred and calming water. Here there's nothing but change and land.

Change? Aaaaaaaaaah! We fear change!
Keep things the same! Keep things the same![/Chant]
As far as I know, over here it's sunny, but most likely not warm and aaaah! It's fierce-mild!
I think I'll stop now.
Okay, I just stuck my hand out of the window and it isn't warm, but it isn't cold either. Also, the wind is..... acceptable.

EDIT: You're right about the tin-foil, THEY'RE COMING FOR MY BRAIN!

[Mr. Mud]

3 pages over night? Fnuts! .

I was watching Full Metal Jacket at 3:30am last night... very, very creepy last scene ...

[Falgorn]

Mornin' everyone! In our Easter Time, it is 9:33!

[Felixaar]

Good morning fnuts, and remember, tinfoil is for external cranial application only!

I'm sigging this. To the max.

Also, I love change. I figure, I don't have much choice, so I might as well enjoy it, eh?

[Recaiden]

Good morning fnuts, and remember, tinfoil is for external cranial application only!

Today the sunshine is bright, but the wind snatches any warmth it might hold away, and it's bloody difficult to stand in the moment and reflect when the wind assures that no one moment holds still long enough to be appreciated. Seas are calmer than this, and seas hold the sacred and calming water. Here there's nothing but change and land.

This is a startling inversion of the natural order. Change belongs to the seas as well as to the air, where in runs along as a fish and a bird, unable to speak, but full of knowledge.
Aluminum foil though, has versatility. Changeable as the ground, but light as the water.

@Phaedra: Happy Birthday!

[Rutskarn]

Well, I kind of hit the jackpot.

Recently, I've been binging on Left 4 Dead, playing with Shamus Young of Twenty Sided.

For those of you who haven't been to his site, why the hell haven't you been to his site. Here. Comic. Read. About 15 strips in, when it sort of settles into the characters, it transforms from amusing to funniest damn thing ever. The rest of the site is equally awesome.

Anyway, I mentioned Vatsy and Bruno, my short story, and he actually linked it from the front page. The day before, I'd gotten 42 uniques on the site. That day, I got about 1050.

Rawksome.

[Dragonrider]

And DR is my daughter. But I'm not her father. I'm probably her mother or something.

No I'm not. You can be my uncle if you want....

OFFICIAL FAMBLY:

Triplet sisters:
DeeRee, Cassie, Koorli

Extra sister:
Cycoris (and if you're IRL my brother's girlfriend, isn't that a little squicky? )

Daddy:
Tooby (father of just Koorli and me)

Uncles:
Cristo
Mordokai
TRD (if he wants)

[wadledo]

Where does that put me?

[Dragonrider]

Where does that put me?

You were in the "unrelated to anyone and proud of it" category last I checked.


Edit: since when have I been a TrollitP?

[Sneak]

Congrats, Sir Skarn!

Seriously. You are awesome and your work is awesome, and more people need to recognize and/or be exposed to (kind of like how one is exposed to radiation) your awesomeness.

Looks like your slummin' around the internet finally paid off.

[Recaiden]

No I'm not. You can be my uncle if you want....

OFFICIAL FAMBLY:

Triplet sisters:
DeeRee, Cassie, Koorli

Extra sister:
Cycoris (and if you're IRL my brother's girlfriend, isn't that a little squicky? )

Daddy:
Tooby (father of just Koorli and me)

Uncles:
Cristo
Mordokai
TRD (if he wants)

This isn't going to work if people lie to me about their families, TRD.



@Rutskarn: Congratulations! I'm glad to see that it's doing well
@Dri: Since 20 posts ago.

[randman22222]

Wow... My familial ties with the playground are relatively sane.
It... Doesn't look right. Needs to make people reach for the brain acid more.

[Assassin89]

I would probably be filed under unrelated to anyone for the playground family, "and proud of it" status pending.
There has been plenty of talk regarding easter and families, so that makes me ask if any has plans for the previously mentioned holiday. For me, it's having a few real life relatives over for a meal.

[The Rose Dragon]

No I'm not. You can be my uncle if you want....

Oooh, we have a Roy Campbell - Meryl Silverburgh thing going on?

Well, you're my daughter, really. You might not accept that, but that doesn't change facts.

[Felixaar]

Extra sister:
Cycoris (and if you're IRL my brother's girlfriend, isn't that a little squicky? )

Don't say that too loud

Also, anyone seeing a Darth Khan v. Luke Dragonrider moment here?

"Nooo! It's impossible!"

[The Rose Dragon]

Also, anyone seeing a Darth Khan v. Luke Dragonrider moment here?

"Nooo! It's impossible!"

Quick, get a random girl who is willing to be my daughter to kiss DR! This is too good to pass up!

EDIT: Wait... does that mean I will have to face-off with DR and die in the process, albeit not before destroying my master (temporarily)?

[Recaiden]

Quick, get a random girl who is willing to be my daughter to kiss DR! This is too good to pass up!

EDIT: Wait... does that mean I will have to face-off with DR and die in the process, albeit not before destroying my master (temporarily)?

Yeah, you will die in the process. And Randman does need more connections.

[The Rose Dragon]

OK, I need a list of good universities in Australia, Canada, United Kingdom and United States that have a molecular biology department.

I can access a list of universities in the said countries, period, but I cannot narrow it down to useful ones.

[Dragonrider]

Quick, get a random girl who is willing to be my daughter to kiss DR! This is too good to pass up!

Let's not.

[Felixaar]

Let's not.

*cuffs knee* raspberries!

Also, Khan, I can't think of any Australian Uni's that fit those specifications, but keep in mind I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

[Recaiden]

OK, I need a list of good universities in Australia, Canada, United Kingdom and United States that have a molecular biology department.

I can access a list of universities in the said countries, period, but I cannot narrow it down to useful ones.

USA: Princeton, Tulane, Rutgers, look up the places on this list and similar ones.

In Canada, check ones on this list - I have no experience with Canadian education.

[Rockphed]

I sense an...aroma I have not sensed since—No, that is impossible.

What is thy bidding...my baker?

If he will not join us, he must be baked!
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Okay, I am out of weird, random things to say, so onto old topics!

I am dandy with the PB&J sandwiches, but my girlfriend hates peanut butter with the fiery passion of a thousand pointy evils. It makes her physically sick to smell even though she doesn't have an actual allergy to it. What am I to do? How shall I live my life if I am deprived of regular inoculations of that glorious legume paste? Truly I will be flogged by doubt and floundered by distress! Is there no deliverance for this lowly peanut lover?

[The Rose Dragon]

USA: Princeton

*sniff* I wish Princeton accepted non-American related students. It has the best topics of research in all the colleges I have looked.

Damn you, Princeton!

[RabbitHoleLost]

Let's not.

Can I kiss you anyways?

[wadledo]

Can I kiss you anyways?

Can I sell tickets?

[Fredthefighter]

Can I sell tickets?

Shall I get the popcorn?
Couldn't resist that then, my inner child is acting up again. He's lucky he still has his uses. Such as making life more fun.
At least I didn't say "Can I buy a ticket?".

[The Rose Dragon]

Can I sell tickets?

Can I compose the Original Soundtrack?

[wadledo]

Can I compose the Original Soundtrack?

If you take care of the concessions, I'll take care of the advertising and placement.
We'll split it 60/40.

[The Rose Dragon]

You're trying to buy my artistic talent?

You wound my integrity, good sir!

At least make it 50 / 50!

[Fredthefighter]

You're trying to buy my artistic talent?

You wound my integrity, good sir!

At least make it 50 / 50!

I never knew that people could turns something like this into a business.
Truly, you two are the greatest entrepeneurs the world has ever seen.