Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

[The Rose Dragon]

I never knew that people could turns something like this into a business.
Truly, you two are the greatest entrepeneurs the world has ever seen.

Internets: It has it. No exceptions.

[wadledo]

You're trying to buy my artistic talent?

You wound my integrity, good sir!

At least make it 50 / 50!

I'm doing most of the legwork, and setting up all the long term deals.

55/45, I get majority rights to all future events, and we split the costs 50/50.

[The Rose Dragon]

Yes, but the idea was mine! I have already copyrighted the whole thing! You cannot do it without me!

If you do, I'll take you to court.

[Fredthefighter]

Yes, but the idea was mine! I have already copyrighted the whole thing! You cannot do it without me!

If you do, I'll take you to court.

And if you wait about ten years or so before you go to court. I can be your lawyer.


The internet has no exceptions, I was just deluding myself.

[wadledo]

Yes, but the idea was mine! I have already copyrighted the whole thing! You cannot do it without me!

If you do, I'll take you to court.

Hey, if you want to say that right after I already booked a stadium and several live internet feeds, it's your game, my rules.

[The Rose Dragon]

I can claim at least 70% of your gain from my idea, you know. Without sharing the losses.

You'll be bankrupt if you go through with it, my friend.

Also, this is the first song on the original soundtrack.

It is the only song on the original soundtrack.

[wadledo]

*snip*

Problem being that it isn't your idea.

[The Rose Dragon]

Tell that to the copyright.

I am super-expedient.

[wadledo]

Tell that to the copyright.

I am super-expedient.

What did you copyright?

[The Rose Dragon]

Any televised, displayed on stage or otherwise publicly broadcast event of the first party (defined as Daughter) orally interacting with the facial area of a second party to be named at a later date (defined as all people in the world).

I also hold the patent and trademark to the said event.

[wadledo]

Any televised, displayed on stage or otherwise publicly broadcast event of the first party (defined as Daughter) orally interacting with the facial area of a second party to be named at a later date (defined as all people in the world).

I also hold the patent and trademark to the said event.

......I'm reasonably sure it takes more than a few hours to get a copyright, and something that open ended wouldn't be likely to actualy work, or I might as well just get one reading: Any information pertaining to persons orally interacting with the person known as DR in any format.

And it just so happens that I have the patent and trademark for: Any televised, displayed on stage or otherwise publicly broadcast event of the first party (defined as RabbitHoleLost) orally interacting with the facial area of a second party to be named at a later date (defined as all people in the world).

[The Rose Dragon]

...I'm reasonably sure it takes more than a few hours to get a copyright, and something that open ended wouldn't be likely to actualy work...

Remember how I am super-expedient? And how you're not?

That's why it works.

Also, thread derail needs baby overload.

[RabbitHoleLost]

And it just so happens that I have the patent and trademark for: Any televised, displayed on stage or otherwise publicly broadcast event of the first party (defined as RabbitHoleLost) orally interacting with the facial area of a second party to be named at a later date (defined as all people in the world).

When did this happen?
And why am I not getting a cut of this?

[wadledo]

When did this happen?
And why am I not getting a cut of this?

A few months ago, I just haven't thought to tell you.
And you are getting a cut, but at this point neither of us is getting any money out of it.

Now, to change the topic:
Has anybody read teh newest Harry Dresden book yet?
I'm really hoping to get it this weekend.

[Fredthefighter]

Now, to change the topic:
Has anybody read teh newest Harry Dresden book yet?
I'm really hoping to get it this weekend.

Forgive me for being an uneducated simpleton, but who is Harry Dresden? I don't think I've ever heard of those books, unless your referring to something I remember hearing about called "The Dresden files".

[wadledo]

Forgive me for being an uneducated simpleton, but who is Harry Dresden? I don't think I've ever heard of those books, unless your referring to something I remember hearing about called "The Dresden files".

The Dresden Files

[DraPrime]

Freddy! The beard is back!

*does victory dance*

Now get rid of it. That thing is terrible

[Fredthefighter]

The Dresden Files

I knew I'd heard of them somewhere. I've never read them though.



@Dragonprime: I thought you weren't allowed to come back until June. It's good to see you back buddy.

[Rutskarn]

I knew I'd heard of them somewhere. I've never read them though.



@Dragonprime: I thought you weren't allowed to come back until June. It's good to see you back buddy.

Read them.

Besides in the path of falling objects, as well as the next Pratchett book, Turn Coat was the only book I was looking forward to this year.

[DraPrime]

I knew I'd heard of them somewhere. I've never read them though.



@Dragonprime: I thought you weren't allowed to come back until June. It's good to see you back buddy.

Read the goodbye thread again.

And seriously, no reaction to the beard thing? You dissipation me.

[Fredthefighter]

Read them.

Besides in the path of falling objects, as well as the next Pratchett book, Turn Coat was the only book I was looking forward to this year.

Well, I'll have to look into them when I finish reading Brisingr by Christopher Paolini. There's only about 600 pages to go.


EDIT: Dragonprime, I know it's the reaction you want, therefore, if I take away the reaction, then your actions become meaningless and futile.

EDIT 2: Ah, I see, well, I hope it all gets sorted out soon my friend.

[Coidzor]

Read them.

Besides in the path of falling objects, as well as the next Pratchett book, Turn Coat was the only book I was looking forward to this year.

Was? Did something happen? Did...did something happen to Terry Pratchett?

[Dragonrider]

...Can I just say that I find the current vein of discussion a mite disturbing?

[DraPrime]

EDIT: Dragonprime, I know it's the reaction you want, therefore, if I take away the reaction, then your actions become meaningless and futile.

I will not stand for this.

[wadledo]

...Can I just say that I find the current vein of discussion a mite disturbing?

Which one?

[Sneak]

...I wasn't going to say anything, but...

[Fredthefighter]

I will not stand for this.

Why don't you sit down then?
I'm just joking around my friend. Although my logic still stands.
See you soon buddy. G'night all.

[DraPrime]

Why don't you sit down then?
I'm just joking around my friend. Although my logic still stands.
See you soon buddy. G'night all.

Oh yeah? Well....YOU'RE ENGLISH!

Right.

[Rockphed]

...Can I just say that I find the current vein of discussion a mite disturbing?

You can. You can also be secure in the knowledge that you are not alone. Also, you are desirous to serve my every whim. Now, make me a sandwich!

[Phaedra]

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday I had a great day.

@ The Rose Dragon - If it helps, this is the Times' 2009 university ranking table in the UK for biological sciences, which is the closest I could find for molecular biology. (We don't have one official ranking system over here, but the Times is the one I see used most often).