This Old Malibu Dream House IC

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

Pontiki calls from the Living Room to the Kitchen. "Either we have a poltergeist, or someone figured out how to make furniture commit suicide."

[UglyPanda]

Flint

The G.I. Joe runs towards the source of the noise and points his plastic shotgun at it.

"Intruder! Halt or I will shoot! Well, not shoot, but hit you on the head pretty hard. I don't see anyone, so I'm going to start hitting!"

Flint begins swinging his shotgun at empty air, hoping to locate the disturbance.

OOC:
(1d6x4)[20]

[Siren]

Living Room

Barbie runs as fast as she can in high heels.

"None of the furniture looks out of place. Please don't hurt any of it."

Barbie wrings her hands. As Flint swings his fire arm he hits something.

"OUCH!"

Then there is a shuffling noise going up the stairs.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"He went up the stairs! Follow me, men!"

Flint races up the stairs as he continues to swing his gun, hoping to sniff out the intruder.

OOC:
Commanding the other troops - (1d6x3)[18]
Striking the intruder - (1d6x4)[8]

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

"Sir, yes, Sir!" Pontiki follows Flint, but doesn't start attacking. Invisible things.. shouldn't exist.

OOC:
If there's something strange in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

[Mando Knight]

"Right away! Let's give the intruder a short, sharp lesson!" Optimus follows Flint up the stairs.

[Siren]

Upstairs

The shuffling heads towards the window. After Flint swings his gun a few times there is a huge thud like something hitting the floor. No one can see anything though.

Spoiler

Show

4 for athletics. Bad luck. Oh it is not a ghost.

[smuchmuch]

Blockbeard

"Well, No sense in getting left out."
Blockbeard follows Flint upstairs like everyone else.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

Flint swings in the direction of the invisible enemy, still unsure of what it is.

"Identify yourself!"

OOC:
Is this a combat roll? If it is, then it should be x5 - (1d6x4)[24]
Skill to try to identify it on his own - (1d6x4)[24]

[Siren]

Upstairs

"Did you guys get whatever it is yet?"

Barbie peeks up the stairwell.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

Flint is carefully marking out the edges of the enemy by touching them with his gun.

"It's some sort of large, furry elephant."

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

"A...large... elephant?"

This guy is insane.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"Well, a toy elephant. And it's not that large since it can fit in this room. It's comparatively large to Joes like me."

[Mando Knight]

"A what?

...No! It can't be! The dreaded Snuffleupagus!"

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

"Aloysius Snuffleupagus? From the gang? How can we be sure?"

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"The what!? Is there something I'm missing here?"

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

Pontiki looks menacingly at the area Flint is feeling out. "Aloysius Snuffleupagus, known to some as Snuffy, a member of the Sesame Street Gang, who has been causing us trouble lately. This could potentially be him."

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"In that case, we have a prisoner of war here. Do we have anything we can use to contain him?"

"And someone go get some paint or ketchup so we can see him."

[Siren]

Upstairs

Snuffy appears.

"Uh Hello Everyone. I guess the jig is up."

Snuffy tries to shuffle past everyone.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"You're not going anywhere until we get some answers!"

The 3 3/4 inch action figure pounces at Snuffy, trying to stop him, or at least slow him down.

OOC:
(1d6x5)[30]

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

"Not so fast," Pontiki says, arms crossed. "We got a few questions for you, Snuffy."

[Siren]

Upstairs

Flint slows down Snuffy.

"Uh let go of my snuffle. Don't make me spin you around. I have done it to Elmo before and he is about your size."

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"I don't think Elmo can do this."

Flint continues to hold on to Snuffy with one arm and whacks Snuffy's kneecaps with his gun.

"Now you will sit down and give us some answers!"

OOC:
(1d6x5)[15]

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

"Snuff, we have the ability to take down humans, easy. I'd suggest you co-operate if you don't want to get hurt."

Frankly, it wasn't a bluff. They had transformers, and tranquilizer darts, and super-strong figurines.

[Siren]

Upstairs

"You are tickling my kneecaps."

Spoiler

Show

16 for athletics.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

The Real American Hero is starting to feel stressed.

"What are you lily-livered fools waiting for? Help me out here!"

Flint continues to strike at Snuffy's kneecaps.

OOC:
Someone else make some rolls so we can get team-up damage. And does Flint take four or three stress?

Flint commands you other players to do so - (1d6x3)[12]
And kneecapping time! - (1d6x5)[10]

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

Pontiki immediately agrees. "ER! Optimus Prime! Let's go!" Pontiki takes off an ear.Which is like a boomerang when taken off. Becasue it woks that way. He throws it at Snuffy. Athletics - (1d6x3)[18]

[Mando Knight]

"Right!"

He fires his gun at Snuffy.
Athletics (1d6x4)[24]

[smuchmuch]

Blockbeard

Kick ans stomp on Snuffy as hard as he can
"Arr, reminds me of when I was a simple sailor.."
"Good times."

(1d6*3)[12]

[Siren]

Upstairs

"Ooooo crush my bones why don't you. Ok I am not going anywhere."

Snuffy slumps down in pain.