This Old Malibu Dream House IC

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

"As you can see, we're more than capable. Now, first things first, how did you get into the Mansion, and invisibly, at that?"

[androgial]

R2

r2 begins downloading the largest selection of techno music ever downloaded from the internet.....and charges the downloads to Michael Jackson.


hacking the internet-(1d6*6)[12]

[Siren]

Upstairs

A window breaks open, Elmo and the Count jump in.

"We have come to save you, Snuffy. Hahaha."

OOC: You have all heard of the reject toy Tickle-you-to-Death Elmo. He is bitter about never leaving the shelf. He would have been thrown away if the employees could ever catch him.

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

Pontiki's attention is drawn when the count and Elmo come through the window. "Backup? The elusive Death Elmo, and the Count."

Still facing the intruders, he reports to his commander. "Flint, should we capture them, as well?"

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"Affirmative, private. Men, attack at will!"

OOC:
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono - (1d6x5)[10] - Striking at the two.

Come on everyone, even if we don't have good rolls we can win through addition of bad rolls.

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

Pontiki strikes whoever flint is attacking, using his nose as a blunt object to attack with.

Athletics - (1d6x3)[15]

[Mando Knight]

"Then let's bring them down!"

Optimus fires his gun at Elmo. (1d6x4)[12]

[smuchmuch]

Blockbeard

Looking at Pointiki
"Now that's a toy that goes out on a limb."

OOc:
cunning : To hit elmo and the count with the full power of a terrible pun
(1d6*5)[20]

[Siren]

You guys will have to decide which one person you are going after. Mass spamming is not going to work. So pick one of the three that your attack went after.

[UglyPanda]

OOC:
Let us go with Elmo.

[Verlaufen]

OOC: Agreed.

[Siren]

Upstairs

Snuffy knocks his trunk into the legs of Flint.

"Take that you!"

"1..2..3..4..5..grenades hahahahah."

The count throws five grenades. They all turn out to be duds.

"Lalala lala Elmo's Plan lalala lalala Elmo's Plan
I wrote the orders, I gave the commands
This is Elmo's Plan."

Spoiler

Show

Flint takes 2 stress. Because of his high athletics Elmo only takes 5.

OOC: Assuming everyone is going with Elmo if you decide you don't want to then let me know. For the rest of this battle call one enemy to attack.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"Keep it up, men! Show them no mercy!"

Flint lunges at Elmo and drives his gun into Elmo's stomach.

OOC:
(1d6x5)[25] - Kintama no kame aru

So Flint has five total.

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

Pontiki continues bludgeoning Elmo. Athletics - (1d6x3)[12]

[smuchmuch]

Blockbeard

Slashes Elmo with his lego saber

(1d6*3)[12]

[Mando Knight]

Optimus Prime continues to fire his gun at Elmo.
(1d6x4)[24]

[androgial]

R2

R2 rolls out of the party room and into snuffy, firing off a stun blast from his stun gun as skillfully as possible.

skillful stunning of snuffy-(1d6*6)[6]

[Siren]

Spoiler

Show

R2 takes 2 stress. Elmo takes 10 stress. Count and Snuffy each take 1 stress.

Upstairs

"Plan B group."

Snuffy walks past the guys concentrating on Elmo towards the window. He turns invisible on the way.

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"Take out the leader! Charge!"

OOC:
Sore no oto saru bo bo - (1d6x5)[30]

[Verlaufen]

Pontiki

"Yes!" He continues with the attack. Though Elmo could hardly be called a leader, he would follow is commander's direction and his instinct of "beat up the one calling the shots.

Athletics - (1d6x3)[18]

[Mando Knight]

Prime continues firing on Elmo. (1d6x4)[16]

[Siren]

Upstairs

OOC: No point in waiting for everyone since I am going to take the wind out of your sails. Elmo uses escepe and gets away taking no stress this round. This was too much like shooting fish in a barrel.

Snuffy cloaks Count and Elmo with invisibility.

"We will be back. You can count on it. There will be more of us too."

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"They escaped. What are those bastards and why can they do that? I've never seen a toy with those kinds of powers."

Flint wipes himself off and then begins to clean up after the mess they made.

"Our superiors won't be happy with this destruction. Let's clean this house up, boys!"

OOC:
skill - (1d6x4)[20]

[Verlaufen]

OOC: Maybe we were predictable, maybe we fell right into your trap, and maybe we didn't accomplish anything, but we did it in Style!

IC: Pontiki clenches his fist, shouting. "Cowards!"

[Siren]

OOC: oh the fish in a barrel thing was about Elmo getting shot up. I have to do battle differently next time.

[Siren]

"Well it is really nice that you guys are cleaning up after yourselves."

Barbie looks over at R2.

"So what were you doing R2?"

[UglyPanda]

Flint

"Sir, is there any reason that this Sesame Street faction would be after you? It appears that Snuffy was there primarily for surveillance purposes and his allies were keeping a close eye on him, so the mission must've been deemed important."

[Mando Knight]

At that, Optimus Prime realizes he should be helping to clean up the mess. "A clean house is the right of all sentient beings!"

Skill (1d6x2)[8]

[smuchmuch]

Blockbeard

"Time to swab the deck, mateys."

OOc:
(1d6*5)[30]
cunning: To look like he is very busy cleaning while doing absolutly nothing.

[androgial]

R2


R2- "vreet brooot neeee jrrrrrscreee"


3P0- "setting up the party room"