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2009-08-14, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Actually, that's the other way round. Androgyny's the norm, looking only one gender is tolerated (but it's frowned upon).
There was a century-long war before unandrogynous people were considered legal, doncha know?
I'm surprised no one mentioned this pairing before; Redcloak/O-Chul.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-08-14, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Androgyny: Not Just A Suggestion. It's The Law!
(That demands a faux poster)Smart is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. / Wise is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.
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I assume O-ChulxMonsterInTheDarkness has already been done.
Also, I forget, but are V's kids adopted?Last edited by TooManySecrets; 2009-08-14 at 12:25 PM.
Smart is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. / Wise is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.
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2009-08-14, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yes.
Speaking of elves and androgyny, do you reckon they can tell each other's gender? I ask because I was trying to work out why everyone has always assumed Zz'dtri was male, then I realized V calls him Mr. Zz'dtri in #49.This post may contain sarcasm.
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Well, if they're adopted, then it is possible that both V and his mate are male (or both female).
Smart is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. / Wise is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.
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2009-08-14, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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EDIT: never mind, I misunderstood.
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Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-08-14, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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In comic #44, Nale calls Zz'dtri male, so V might only be calling him "Mr" based on that.
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2009-08-14, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mr. Scruffy x Belkar part 2:
SpoilerTwo weeks later…
Belkar was eating a ham sandwich for lunch today. He thought back on the past couple of weeks with careful consideration. That was something really not right he had done and was continuing to do with Mr. Scruffy. It wasn’t as if anyone was going to find out. And he didn’t give a damn if they did. Well he would, only because V would call him gay for the rest of his life. Stupid elf.
Belkar put the sandwich to his mouth to take a bite when Mr. Scruffy jumped up on the table. The whole thing shook when the feline moved. For some reason, Mr. Scruffy was starting to get really fat. He didn’t understand how that could be possible. Sure, Mr. Scruffy ate a lot of food, but he was always running around and stuff like that. He decided to ask. “Mr. Scruffy, how did you get so fat?”
“Meow.” He replied.
“WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I IMPREGNATED YOU? YOU’RE A BOY KITTY!”
“Meow meow.” He argued.
“What do you mean you’re a female? How come you didn’t tell anyone? You’re name’s MR. Scruffy.”
“Meow.” Mr. Scruffy said and shrugged.
“NO ONE ASKED?” Belkar was furious. The animal companion he’d had and told all his secrets to never even told him it’s gender. “Well, are they mine?”
Mr. Scruffy gave one simple nod, jumped off the table, and walked away.
Mostly plot related stuff there.
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2009-08-14, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Here's (extremely weird and platonic) RedcloakxO-Chul. It's hard to write a character with no proper name. D:
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O-Chul was having a hard time watching Kazumi and Daigo. They were a loving couple who clearly would have a long, happy future together. He wanted to be happy for them, he really did, but love was hard for him to watch because his own one true love was one he could never have, and would be best off forgetting.
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The Goblin's lips were only a breath from his. It hadn't been intentional, on one of his many escape attempts, O-Chul had greased an entire hall of the once grand palace with used cooking oil. The Bearer Of The Crimson Mantle and his lackeys had given chase, and had almost caught up when both he and O-Chul both finally lost their rolls against the +4 Grease of Impaired Non-Slipping (Why the hobgoblins were cooking with it was anyone's guess).
And the Goblin had landed on O-Chul. It had been the most oddly romantic moment of his life. It would have been the perfect opportunity for either to attempt to kill the other, but for one moment, they had simply stared into each others' eyes.
Neither had spoken of it again, but both had noticed the other's hesitation. After that there were subtle changes. Redcloak's torture sessions became more information centric, less about well, torture. And O-Chul made no escape attempts became far less frequent, and in a weird way, he began to look forward to the daily event.
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It had never gone further then one brief, shared moment, so why couldn't he forget him?
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-08-14, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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I got..... Celia and Vaarsuvius....stuck on a deserted island....
I realized that using Vaarsuvius is trickier than I thought. REROLL!
Therkla.... O-chul.... and Lien, showed in. Hmmm...........Last edited by attilathepun; 2009-08-15 at 01:32 PM.
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2009-08-15, 03:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Miko x Daigo x Durokan with high heels and black leather
Hmm. Kind of lame. Let's try again, shall we.
Miko(again] x Lien - one-sided love
Still not cracked enough. Once more, ladies and gentlemen.
Bone golem Roy x Nale - True love
That sounds insane enough. Volunteers?Last edited by Expeditious; 2009-08-15 at 08:06 AM.
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2009-08-15, 07:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-08-15, 07:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Nale could find it kinky that Sabine turns into Roy's skeleton. That's the closest we have.
Unless he prefers when Sabine turns intoElanHaley...Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-08-15, 07:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-08-15, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Mr Rodrigez, Gender swiched Mr Rodrigez and a Really Dangerous Trap.
OK what?GNU Terry Pratchett
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2009-08-15, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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This is too addictive, folks. I really should start washing the dishes but the dice simply won't let me.
O-Chul x Roy's sword - Something not PG enough to mention on this board
Snort.
Lord Kabuto x Inkyrius - Pregnancy
Hey, now we know the true motive behind V disintegrating Kabuto.
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2009-08-15, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-08-15, 08:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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This:
SpoilerMr Jones had told him to go and look for someone. Unfortunately, Phil couldn't remember who. So here he was, wandering around the empty hallways, trying to think of an excuse, or at least work up the courage to go back and ask.
Mr. Jones would be really mad.
He came to a closed door and paused, wondering why there was a random door in a dungeon. "Ah! So I can prove my door opening skills of course!"
He opened the door.
After having set the trap off, he lay there confused and unable to move, paralized by the poison. Why would anyone put traps on a door? It was just mean. And why the honey?
Suddenly he heard a gasp and a voice said "Oh no! You poor thing!"
A beautiful woman walked into view. She had long, silky black hair, and was wearing a smartly cut suit that showed off her curves. She was also stamping on the fire ants that were surrounding Phil, her beautiful features twisted in disgust.
"Eww, eww, eww! Nasty bugs" When she was sure they were all dead, she hurried over a knelt down next to him. "Let me help you."
"I cant move!"
"Oh. Well at least let me make you more comfortable. Here, I'll start by licking the honey off."
The next few minutes were full of slurping noises and - because Phil was ticklish - giggling.
Then "Oh no, the honey's all over your pants! I'll have to take them off too!"
That was fun.
*Goes back to work on homework and/or VxZ story*Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-08-15 at 09:00 AM.
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Word of warning -
CommonEnglish is not my native language, so forgive me the grammar.
Bone golem Roy x Nale - True love
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He couldn't help it; the most stimulating whiff of bare bone, mixed with remains of deliciously rotten skin, invited him to reach for the angular, polished skull of his companion. Roy grunted, but let Nale press his soft, swollen lips against his teeth.
"Have you given any thought to what I asked of you?" Nale's baby blues met shining green light deep in the eye sockets. Roy coughed a sound of affirmation and Nale gave an encouraging smile.
"So, did you decide to follow my plan?" His fingers danced on Roy's forehead.
Roy was silent for a disturbingly long time, but Nale knew it to be normal for his kind. Thinking, let alone speaking, was hardly Roy's virtue. Finally Roy nodded and Nale grinned charmingly.
"Good. I knew I could trust in you. Now... go and rid of them so nothing can come between us."
Roy rose without uttering a word and shambled through the door, purpose in his stride. Nale couldn't help smiling when he thought about the agonized screams of his pathetic twin brother and his pitiful mates that would soon fill the air. Sabine would still be the issue, yes, but together with his new lover they would break the demon. True love, Nale thought, was a beautiful thing - almost as beautiful as betrayal.
And Discord - don't worry. I think V deserves a little comfort every once in a while.Last edited by Expeditious; 2009-08-15 at 09:38 AM.
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Next section!
SpoilerThe two elves slowed down as they approached the inn.
“I think maybe I should speak to them first.” Vaarsuvius said uncertainly as they entered the hallway, letting go of Zz’dtri’s hand to peer through the adjacent doorway that led into the tavern. Then came the sound of footsteps on the stairs and the clank of armor, and Vaarsuvius spun around to see Roy staring in recognition at the drow, Durkon still climbing down the steps behind him.
“What the hell!” Roy exclaimed, moving into a combat stance and reaching for his sword.
“Sir Greenhilt, it’s-” Vaarsuvius started, but Zz’dtri had raised his hands defensively and Roy, thinking he was about to cast a spell, stepped forward and punched him squarely in the face. While Zz’dtri stumbled back clutching his nose, Roy brought his sword in front of him and advanced on the drow, raising the greatsword above his head.
“No stop! …Fireball!” Before Roy could bring his sword down, he was struck in the side by a blistering heat and doubled over, gasping.
“Vaarsuvius!”
Haley had run out of the bar having heard the commotion, with a wide-eyed Elan following closely behind. Vaarsuvius rushed over to Zz’dtri to make sure he was okay, ignoring Haley’s shout.
“V, you attacked Roy!”
“Well he attacked Zz’dtri!” Vaarsuvius shot back, glaring at her.
“What else did you think he’d do?”
“Not sneak up behind us, for one!”
“What is going on here?” Roy said, staring at the two elves and then at Haley. While they were arguing Durkon had moved over to him Roy and healed his burnt side, and the Fighter was now standing up straight again, sword held ready by his side.
“V has been… what’s the phrase? Fraternizing with the enemy.”
“He is not the enemy any more!” V said exasperatedly.
“But he’s part of the Linear Guild, isn’t he? Durkon, what are you doing?” The dwarf had gone over to Zz’dtri and was assessing the damage to his nose.
“I dinne know wha’ is going on either, but ‘e’s not attackin’ us and ye did hit ‘im.”
“Left after taken by the lawyers.” Zz’dtri said, wincing as the dwarf prodded his nose.
“It’s not broken lad, jus’ badly swollen.”
“How do we know he’s not just pretending he’s not still working for Nale? He’s evil isn’t he?” Roy asked.
Belkar chose that moment to wander into the hallway and looked around him. “What did I miss” he sniffed the air and smirked “...and who’s been getting some?”
“I think that answers both your concerns.” Vaarsuvius said irritably.
Roy gawped at the Halfling “…Wait, what?” Then it dawned on him and he turned to look at the two mages, who were now holding hands. “Oh.”
“Aww!” Elan piped in, earning him a sharp nudge from Haley.
“I’m still not sure I’m happy with having him hanging around though.” Roy said.
“Not that it matters, since we’re leaving here tomorrow.” Haley pointed out.
“Actually” Vaarsuvius said nervously “I was wondering if he might travel with us, at least for some way of the journey.” Zz’dtri looked surprised.
“What! You-” Haley started, but Roy cut her off.
“That’s not a bad idea actually. We’ll be able to keep an eye on him, make sure he’s not reporting to Nale about what we’re doing.”
“Not working for Nale.”
“Then there’s nothing to worry about, is there?” Roy said to the drow. “Now lets get out of the hallway, it’s too cramped.” He said, making his way into the bar, Durkon following behind. Vaarsuvius and Zz’dtri started up the stairs.
“Where do you think you’re going?” Haley asked sharply.
“To trance. Just trance.” The elf said, both of them then disappearing up the stairs without another word.
Elan watched them go, confused. “What’s the matter Haley?” he asked as they headed back into the bar.
Haley sighed “I’ll explain later.”
Belkar was left alone, having been ignored by everyone else. “Why does no one ever answer my questions?” he asked the empty air, before sighing and going back to his ale.
Someone's probably out of character, but writing more than two people is hard.
Which Phil? There's two of them there!
If people are emphasising the lack of comfort, it's probably time to add some. You can't give people what they want all the time or they get lazy and start making demands.
Keep yourminionsreaders wanting and you'll keep them in control!
(I'll note I'll update tomorrow. )Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-08-15 at 01:21 PM.
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Sorry, the dice rolling thing doesn't work on this subforum.
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I got Nale X Haley (Pregnancy) and Elan X Celia (True Love), so I'll try a Double-Crack story, Double the Crack, Double the Pleasure ! :
(Also, sorry for the bad english, it's not my first language)
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Elan and Haley were together for eight months now and Haley was pregnant. During this time, Nale was discovered that Haley was pregnant but knew that his brother was sterile, so he knew that this baby was his and not Elan's. So the next day, he went to the inn where the Order of the Stick was sleeping, and, using his charms he learned from the barman the room where Elan and Haley were sleeping, he went to the room and kicked down the door, yelling :
Nale : Elan give me my baby back !
Elan : What are you talking about Nale ?
Nale : The baby isn't yours it's mine, because Haley and me slept together the night I disguised myself as you !
Elan : So I slept with her that night too and the night after so this baby can be mine.
Nale : Yeah, but Elan, you idiot, you are sterile. said Nale calmed down.
Elan : Yeah, you're right, brother, but this baby can't be yours, no it can't !
Haley : So my baby his Nale's ?
Nale : Yeah, my beautiful, so come with me.
Elan : He's right, Haley, I'm sterile.
Haley : You lied to me, Elan, you're a lying bastard !
Elan : But, Haley...
Haley : I'm sorry, Elan, I can't live with you anymore, I'll go with the real dad of my kid
Elan : Nale ! you won't steal my future wife !
Nale : Wanna fight ?
Elan : I certainly wanna fight, you monster !
Haley : No, Elan, It's too little, too late.
Nale : I win once again, brother.
So, Haley kissed Nale and went with him, because he was her real love, the dad of her baby, she couldn't face it before because she thought he was evil. Elan was crying, but it didn't changed anything.
The morning after, Celia entered Elan room's.
Celia : What happened last night, Elan?
Elan : Haley dropped me for Nale because he was the real dad of her baby!
Celia : That's really sad, but you're a really charming guy, Elan, you'll find another girl and that one will be the one.
There they were, eyes in eyes, and like if the time had stopped they kissed.
Elan : We can do this, you're with Roy !
Celia : I always loved you Elan, but you were with Haley so I couldn't reach you, but now, we can fly away and never come back. I love you, Elan !
Elan : Me too, Celia, you're really the perfect girl for me, but, Roy's my best friend, I can't do that to him.
Celia : Elan, please, we are the perfect couple, we need to be reunite, take my hand, I'll set you free.
Elan : Ok, Celia.
So, Elan took Celia's hand and they flew away by the window, Elan's heart now repaired.
The End !Last edited by PsychoPat; 2009-08-15 at 09:55 PM.
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.