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Thread: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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2009-09-02, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's spelled wrong in the list, it should be "Thanh". He's part of the Azure City Resistance, here's one of the strips he's in.
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2009-09-02, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks for the input, I may do another one of these days, once I remember where I put my dice...
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2009-09-02, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-02, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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...This is one crack addict who ain't going to rehab. What's the saying?
Once you go crack, you never go back!Last edited by Carnivorous M.; 2009-09-02 at 09:40 PM.
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2009-09-03, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-03, 07:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, hey. Guess what?
We're mentioned on TV Trope's Crack Pairing page! I feel so honored. (As should you all, we couldn't have made the thread so popular without you all).It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
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2009-09-03, 08:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Actually, these examples were on TVTropes long before we started this thread. Possibly even before the Belkar's Romantic Interest thread and the House of Horrors.
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2009-09-03, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Yes, but they actually link specifically to this thread.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
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2009-09-03, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-03, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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I must be blind then, because I can't seem to find a link to this thread on this page. Only links to strips or other TVTropes pages.
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2009-09-03, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's on the main page.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-09-03, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-03, 10:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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i love all the new banners made, but i have one request. i flipped back to the first pages, and i found a very crack worthy story worthy of being a banner. the IFCC and the Chimera trigak. i just tried to do it, but online artwork is just too complicated for me. someone make this banner. i am daring all banner makers. DO IT!
Edit: i always pictured the IFCC circling around the Chimera with the Chimera having his 6 eyes wide and 3 mouths smiling. like Miko in the Miko and V banner.
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2009-09-03, 10:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hehe, that was my story. :D I claim brownie points for helping kick the thread off in the appropriately wrong direction! :D
...You sure you wouldn't rather have a Bandit Leader x Rhino Out of Roy's Bag of Tricks banner, instead? That one has always scared me far more than anything else here.
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2009-09-03, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Why not have both? i hadnt thought of the rhino and bandit king one. if you can make one, you can easily make the other! they are both equally creepy. the bandit king could be on top of the rhino, drunk. excuse me i have to find my brain bleach.
Edit: i'll have everyone know i'm working on the television table for the other table made by minion. on page 6.
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2009-09-03, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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I don't do banners, so I'll just leave it to Funky Goose or Zanaril or something. :D
Incidentally... it's amazing how much reading this thread alters the perception powers. For example, you find yourself seeing crack pairings in the oddest of places.
"Encounter" *wink wink nudge nudge* with a hydra:
"Do it again! Do it again!"
"Hell yes!"
"Oooooooo! Ahhhhhhhh!"
"Now I'm gonna try two at a time!"
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2009-09-03, 10:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-03, 10:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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and now my table of tv crack fic is done. i feel dirty... just imsgine these people in a fic! yikes.
SpoilerTelevision table
1:Spongebob (spongebob)
2:Ben 10 (ben 10)
3:Gwen (ben 10)
4:Alton Brown (Good Eats(on the food channel ya morons))
5:Dora (dora the explorer)
6:Swiper The Fox (dora the explorer)
7Deigo (go,deigo,go)
8:Baby Lepeord (go, deigo, go)
9: Peter Griffin (family guy)
10:Brian Griffin (family guy)
11:Lois Griffin (family guy)
12:Meg Griffin (family guy)
13:Chris Griffin (family guy)
14:Stewie Griffin (family guy)
15:Mung Daal (chowder)
16:Chowder (chowder)
17:Panini (chowder)
18:Endive (chowder)
19:Roll Again Twice
20:Genderswitch
Why!?!? Why must i make this easier for these people! i now dare anyone making a new fic to roll at least once on this table! see why i feel dirty for doing this!
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2009-09-03, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-09-03, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-03, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hmmm, alrighty, I'll give this a shot.....
SpoilerMiko ran down the streets of Azure City, tears streaming from her face. It was the cruelest thing anyone had ever done to her and as she turned down a dark alley, exhaustion and sadness completely overwhelmed her and she collapsed to the floor.
"Ummm, miss? Are you alright?"
Miko raised her head and turned to the source of the voice. The alley was pitch black and all she could see were a couple of yellow glowing eyes. Their glow seemed almost hypnotic, soothing her and eventually she began to speak.
"I've had the most dreadful evening! For years I've served as one of the captains of the Sapphire Guard - I've had to project this aura of discipline, never allowing anyone to get close to me, setting an example for those below. I've been so lonely...", she said, before starting to cry once more.
"Don't be like that - tell me what's got you so upset."
"One of my lieutenants approached me this afternoon and said that there was a fancy dress party later. Normally, I would have been too pre-occupied with my duties to attend but I decided to show my human side for once and join in. I chose to go along as a French maid..."
"Where's French? Never heard of the place..."
"I'm not sure either, it was recommended to me by the chap at the costume store. He said he needed to go for a lie down after I tried it on in the store though."
"You look fantastic, miss. I'm sure you'd have won first place!"
Miko felt herself blush at the crature's compliment. "That's when it all went wrong. I walked into the hall and it turned out I'd been tricked. Everyone else was in regimental uniform, staring at me in this ridiculous outfit. I felt so humiliated, I just wanted to run..." She felt an arm move across her shoulders, turning her towards those hypnotic eyes once more.
"You seem like a good person, so let me give you a little advice. Appearences really don't matter as much as people think. What matters is how you feel about yourself."
Miko leaned into the darkness and slowly kissed the creature where she felt its forehead would be. She felt a wave of heat race through her body as a large broad tongue moved across each of her shoulders, causing the hated dress to fall to the floor. She was naked underneath and as the creature's tongue slowly moved across her body, Miko felt a huge hand reach between her legs and gently lift her up into the air.
Finally, she began to understand. Appearences didn't matter, duty was unimportant - all she cared about was her mysterious lover in the dark.
Assuming I don't get banned for this, could someone do me a banner? =p
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2009-09-03, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Miko? Crying? That doesn't sit well with me. She's the kind to go SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! if she's humiliated, not to cry. Remember what she did to the Order after Roy insulted and humiliated her. She didn't cry, she wiped the floor with them.
Love the part about the dresser needing to lie down after seeing gorgeous Miko in a French maid outfit though.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-09-03, 01:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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thats not a bad idea. i'll give the multiple show table a whirl, with one condition. you have to make a crack pairing with two of them and a OOTS figure. this is going to be fun. i just hope i dont have to use the bleach to many times.
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2009-09-03, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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I dunno about doing it myself (I'm not largely experienced in banner-making or editing the characters), but I think I found the perfect strip to rip out from for this pairing.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/image...b0oojtaGz1.gif
Artists, dig in.
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2009-09-03, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think I'll give it a shot.
Xykon's Zombie DragonxGender-flipped Mother Black Dragon.
I can work with this. I'll try to have it up soon. (And by that, I mean you might be able to read it while waiting to have your dentures put in.)"It must be humbling to suck on so many levels." -Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory
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2009-09-03, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Fammily guy? To easy.
SpoilerLois: Peter! I can't beleve you lit yourself on fire.
Peter: You think that's bad? Remember the time I got it on with an evil lich scorceror?
Cut to a scene in Azure city Throne room
Peter: Heh heh, Bone.
Xykon: Shut up and kiss me.
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Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-09-03, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-03, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-09-03, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-03, 05:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Another day, another fresh batch of crack. 'Cept there's a catch this time. This time, I want to write a pairing, but I need a suggestion to sway me in the right direction. Just please, none of the orgies (3 or more pairings; not necessarily individuals).
Celia/Hobgoblin Army
Teevo/Belkar
Male Miko/Female Daigo
Horace Greenhilt/Lord Kabuto
Lord Kabuto/Mr. Scruffy
Monster in the Dark/Chimera
The Really Dangerous Trap/Roy/Durkon
Xykon/Crystal
Xykon/Therkla
Therkla/Female Bandit King
Durokan/Haley's Dad
Elan/Kyrie/Crystal
Celia/The Eye of Fear and Flame
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Female Bandit King (Is it just me, or do I get female Bandit King a lot?)
Hilga/Xykon
Bozzok/Leeky Windstaff
Celia/YokYok
Lord Kabuto/The Oracle
The Orc Chieftain/Yor
The Orc Chieftain/Thanh
Female Belkar/Mr. Rodriguez/Lien/Julia Greenhilt/Vaarsuvius/Sarah Greenhilt/Helga (Rodriguez, you -lucky bastard-!)
The Really Dangerous Trap/YokYok
Julia Greenhilt/Vaarsuvius
Female Belkar/Horace Greenhilt/Yor
Windstriker/The Eye of Fear and Flame
Horace Greenhilt/Windstriker
Lord Kabuto/Bozzok/The Snarl
Thog/Argent
Daigo/YokYok
Roy/Redcloak
That Guy With the Halberd/The IFCC
Redcloak/Hilga
Haley/That Guy With the Halberd/O-Chul/Therkla
Let me know which pairing you'd like to see! And Minion... You are the new god of this thread-age-world-thing.Last edited by The Tygre; 2009-09-03 at 06:00 PM.
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