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Thread: Twilight - Love it, or Hate it?
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2009-05-31, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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I really dont dare much about the books, but ever since a friend of mine - a very intelligent girl otherwise- had a phase of droolin over Edward and not shutting up on it, I fantasize over Max Schreck pummling the sparklepires with the power of being bald and scary. Hell, make it Klaus Kinski. That man was a lot less scarrier when he played a soulless abomination than in real life.
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2009-05-31, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-05-31, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, wannabe Goths want to be goth. Twilight fans are prone to hating on the goths, in my experience. And they're wannabe Emos because Emo is definitely a late 80s offshoot of hardcore punk, and the label got nicked and applied to horrible groups such as Fall Out Boy and Panic at the Disco (which Twilight fangirls LOVE). But we're drifting into another topic.
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2009-05-31, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, almost forgot--
I'm going to write a musical parody of Twilight, using tounge in cheek musical numbers and dialogue to give the thing a nice thorough bashing.
But I'm afraid to look through it for about 6 points in the... story... that could conceivably be important enough for a song to go there... Maybe one of the less explodey haters can help me?
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2009-05-31, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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because it takes an equal and opposite charge of awesome to cancel horribleness, I recommend you put in a Pirates of Penzance thing.
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I've information of a chick who wants a blond hermaphrodite...
I dont know, I'll leave this to better writers than I.
(he said, disqualifying Stephanie Myers.)
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2009-05-31, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-05-31, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Twilight is inspiring.
They say all you need to strike it rich is one good idea, but twilight is proof that you can still get rich even if you have a horrible, awful idea.
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2009-05-31, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-05-31, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-05-31, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-05-31, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Because in all vampire mythos they actually go through the process of dieing, even in Twilight, to become a vampire, and in order for Bella to have gotten pregnant, those fluids which were VOIDED when he died, would have had to been present, and weren't?
Also, Stephine Meyers claims her vampires work by Biology, so we CAN nit pick this.Last edited by Fan; 2009-05-31 at 05:18 PM.
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2009-05-31, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, firstly, that's discussing pregnancy, and I'll be the first one to say that it's more than possible to have sex without there being any chance of pregnancy.
Secondly, considering that, again, the vampires exist in utter defiance of what it means to be dead, it really isn't relevant. It's possible that they metabolise blood into venom and some substitute reproductive fluid. Why else would they need to consume it?
In any event, there's really nothing more unreasonable about this than anything else about vampires, besides the fact that nobody else does it, and what kind of argument is that?
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2009-05-31, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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I might have failed my sense sarcasm check but anyway.
You mean like how Edward can read mind except for Bella's? At least that was one of the arguments I heard against twilight.
I'm also curious what instances you refer to when you named Gandalf and Dumbledore, everyting was explained eventually IIRC. The only strange thing I can remember is Gandalf suddenly throwing lightning exactly once in the hobbit.
I personally dislike twilight because I used to have names associated with twilight(the word), now I need to wait at least a decade before the hype moves over before I can use them again without wrong associations.
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2009-05-31, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-05-31, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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You know... I'd like to think that she could be that stupid, but I just can't believe it.
She didn't really say that, did she?"Simon Ten Broek loves to draw attention;
Simon Ten Broek spent years in bleak detention;
Simon Ten Broek, with crimes too vile to mention;
Simon Ten Broek won't live to see his pension."
10:07 PM [Matthias] And the Kohr-Ah are all "GIT THEM DUKE BOYS!"
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2009-05-31, 06:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's so obvious to me now. God intended me to hate this series. From the moment, nay, before I was born, God looked down from on high and declared 'This one will hate Twilight'. As the mongoose must hate the cobra, as meerkat must hate the scorpion, as the great white must hate the killer whale, as the chimpanzee hates the baboon, as the army ant hates... anything that moves too close to it, so must I hate Twilight. It is my purpose.
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2009-05-31, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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The sparkling vampires, mary sues, marty stus and all other stuff mentioned in this thread had a big part in making me dislike Twilight, but it was Vampire Baseball (TM) that put the final nail in the coffin for me. There are just some places where writers/directors shouldn't go, and that is one of them.
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2009-05-31, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Except she claims her vampires follow basic biology, so your arguement is moot as per word of the writer they have to follow the most basic laws of boilogy: Voiding the bowels (this includes the testicles), happens to include that, and a substitute fluid wouldn't impregnate a woman anymore then a dog, or any other species could... Also the drink blood to STAY UNDEAD rather then dead, so that blood is already being used. If the Writer says they do you don't get to ignore it simply because it's a negative factor to your support argument Collin.
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2009-05-31, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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I thought we established that the writer is an idiot with no system of internal consistancy.
I fail to see why a non semenal fluid impregnating a woman is any less believable than a dead organism staying not quite alive simply by consuming blood.
The issue here is that "biological vampire" means absolutely nothing here, because these vampires are already biologically impossible--immortality and, as you said, undead, are not biological concepts.
As such, any argument against any one aspect of these vampires is fruitless without attacking the state of vampirism as a whole.
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2009-05-31, 06:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, on that note, Vampirism as a whole is violating the entire concept of biology, but seriously. The egg that a woman puts out during her period is designed to recieve a set of chromosones from a male sperm cell. A non seminal fluid simply cant supply the correct chromosone's to cause a baby to form in the first place. Once something is dead it cant cause something living to create life. That's almost as ridiculous, even by vampire standards, as a ZOMBIE having sex, and impregnating a woman.Last edited by Fan; 2009-05-31 at 06:18 PM.
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2009-05-31, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Remember, again that this entire ordeal was caused by the woman whose grasp of biology was lax enough to let her say that becoming a vampire gives you two extra chromesomes.
And I'm sorry, but I refuse to accept that, in a world where viruses exist to do nothing if not subvert the intended purposes of cells and genetic compositions, it is impossible for a creature that already defies biology in its very existance to do so again by impregnating a woman against all odds.
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2009-05-31, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Except the world is stated to work by all known laws of biology, and science, by the writer herself, so what your saying is that you simply refuse my argument because you don't believe in the laws of biology.
Disbelieving doesn't work in real life Collin.
Also, Vampires ARE possible within biology to a degree, just read I AM LEGEND for a good explanation.