[Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!

[Falgorn]

Dante smiles warmly at the man, but makes no effort to introduce himself. He doesn't know him.

[A Rainy Knight]

He spots Val and then walks over to sit down with her and Dante.
So you're the Dante I've heard about?
Dad...

[Falgorn]

Dante's smile turns from warm to nervous. "Yes, I am, sir. You must be her father." He tries to shake his hand.

[A Rainy Knight]

He shakes it back. Firmly!
Yes. I am Don Marcos del Mar. Pleased to meet you.

[Falgorn]

"The pleasure is all mine, Mr. del Mar. Or, father, as the case is." He smiles. "Would you like something to drink, sir?"

[A Rainy Knight]

I can get it.
He waves over a waiter while Val whispers into Dante's ear.
He's a paladin, by the way...

[Falgorn]

Dante smiles, and leans to whisper to her back. "Anything I should worry about? Manners? Language? My general attitude?"

[A Rainy Knight]

Uh... don't curse, don't make up nicknames for him, and don't make any jokes about paladins getting a certain long rod as a class feature.
Val's dad turns back to the couple with a drink in his hand.
So... tell me about yourself, Dante.

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Sage deadtimes

[Falgorn]

"Well....where to start....I was raised in a small village by my Aunt Fay, where I learned sword fighting. It's a useful tool....and, a few months ago, I came here, where I met the most wonderful girl in the world, your daughter." He smiles as he sips his wine. "I'm apparently good at telling stories...and...hm...what else?" He contemplates his next move. Before he can say anything, Rose walks down and smiles at them.
Hey, Mom. Hey Dad.

[A Rainy Knight]

Val's dad nods politely as Dante talks until he hears Rose. He looks over at her and then back at Dante before raising an eyebrow.

But now I have to deadtime! Rrrgh.

[Falgorn]

Dante smiles nervously. "Hey, honey." He turns to Mr. del Mar. "Before you threaten to kill me, I can explain!"

Jake arrives.

[Beans]

So do The Umu and Melissa.
Now that I think about it, I think Umsy should be my quasi-sibling, making her your quasi-in-law. That way, your clone-bro and her will be like a mirror of you and me.
I second that notion.

[Falgorn]

Nice. He smirks.

Grun Grun is working on something Steampunk-ish, it looks like a robot.

Grun! It's good to see ya!
"Yes, the feeling is mutual. Anything you or your....ahem...friends need?"

[Beans]

We intend to create an edited clone of Jake, the purpose being---
The purpose being that The Umu here totally needs to get some Jake-tastic action. And we'd rather not have a horrible soap-opera love triangle here.
Essentially, yes.

[Falgorn]

Yeah, me and Melissa already had one with Jaya.
Grun Grun smirks. "She needs some Jake-tastic action?" He chuckles lightly. "Yes, I can. Anything about him you want changed. I'd suggest his hair." Yes, his freakish pure red hair.

[Beans]

The Umu looks at Jake.
Red hair changed to... dark brown.
Eye color, also brown. Perhaps a slightly toned-down personality.
You really like brown, doncha?
Yes.

[Falgorn]

He flips something on a dial. "Toned down, eh? Done and doner. Step in, Jake-y."
Jake walks into the machine.

[Beans]

Science is fun, isn't it?
At times.

[Falgorn]

Grun? It worked...but he could really use some--
"Got it." Grun Grun tosses in some boxers. And pants. And some goggles, by accident.

The two step out. Jake II looks like-a-dis:

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[Beans]

The Umu, nearly a foot shorter than him, walks up to Second Jake.
... Hello.

[Falgorn]

Jake II coughs a bit from the smoke that came out the machine.
...Hey....what's your name?

Jake stands by Melissa.

[Beans]

I am The Umu.
She looks up at him with combined wonder and nervousness.

[Fredthefighter]

The golden labrador puppy enters the taverna and sits down.

[Falgorn]

Nice name....what's my name? Jake II asks.

We should call him Chris. Jake whispers to Melissa, obviously not caring.

[Beans]

Taken already.
Jason.
And here's Fred. The Fighter.
Freddy vs Jason.
Kill me.

[Fredthefighter]

(Sorry Beans, I care too much to kill you, also, I have Monkey)
The puppy looks up at what's happening and barks confusedly.

[Falgorn]

Awesome...where are we? He says, eying Town suspiciously.

Jake casually strolls by Jason and whispers something in his ear. Wha? What does that mean? Jake sighs, and whispers again. Wait? She actually--- Jake facepalms, and then whispers something again. Jason nods. Kay. That makes more sense. He tries to nom The Umu.

[Beans]

Her eyes widen in shock, then flicker closed. Nom nom nom.

Melissa sighs dreamily. SIIIIIIGH.
Aren't they just perfect?

[Fredthefighter]

The dog puts its head on the ground and just lies there.