Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121

[DraPrime]

Dragonprime, I don't think you're quite grasping the key words here. Those words being MOTHER and SISTER. Not the people I really want to be completely nude in front of.

And Nameless, that deserves another but also a

Please, your mother gave birth to you. She's seen everything that you've got. And I'm sure your sister will not fail to point out any flaws in your naked-dance moves.

Hawt.
(NSFW...ish)

I want to unsee it, but I can't.

[Coidzor]

Buy good beef, and you can eat it raw. Problem deliciously solved! Nomnomnom.

This. Is. A. Horrible. Suggestion. And. Idea. Do not eat undercooked ground beef. Actually, just don't raw meat.

Wait, you're vegetarian because it's cheaper, and your brother is now starting to eat meat at uni? That... doesn't make sense.
"Oh, I must continue being vegetarian at home, to save my parents' money, but now I'm an impoverished student I can buy the more expensive things!"

Yeah. Given the cost, I'm considering going at least closer to vegetarian when I move out. I'm stingy.

If it's an american university, odds are it still has a cafeteria of sorts which basically acts as a buffet. As far as I know, it still requires more effort on the part of vegetarians and vegans to get their nutritional needs out of such a setup than for more omnivorous people. Except in rare cases where the university actually has a good vegan option.

Anyway, by going on a meal plan it's possible that it's cheapest and easiest for said older brother to eat in the cafeteria where meat is easily available for the price of admittance.

Whatever happens, I keep my pants and socks on. I don't think my mother/sister would be very pleased if they walked into my room and I was naked.
*Shudders*

But that would teach them not to walk into your room unannounced... Besides, it's not like it's anything they haven't seen before.... or that you'd be giving them a 6 inch salute....

[Fredthefighter]

But that would teach them not to walk into your room unannounced... Besides, it's not like it's anything they haven't seen before.... or that you'd be giving them a 6 inch salute....

I still would like to keep my private parts private.

Dragonprime, I can understand about my mother, but dancing naked in front of my sister is not a savoury thought.

[Nameless]

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

[Fredthefighter]

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

Thanks Nameless, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
*Shudders a little*

[Jack Squat]

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

How do we know you're not lying?

[Alleine]

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

Pics or it didn't happen.

[unstattedCommoner]

Pics or it didn't happen.

No pictures and we can all pretend it didn't happen.

[Nameless]

Pics or it didn't happen.

No.
Anyway, I only naked because I was getting changed.

[Alleine]

Awwww...

Its ok, I was kidding anyway. OR WAS I? No, I totally was.

[Fredthefighter]

No pictures and we can all pretend it didn't happen.

My mind is saved.
*Thanks the high heavens for the benevolent gift*

[Coidzor]

Well, I'm even more naked because I just shaved off my body hair. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The fact that you don't have any disqualifies you from not having it counting as lacking a layer!

In other news. Have you considered just lounging around in your skivvies once the day is done, Fred? That's the next best thing to naked time, and will serve to get your sister to stop bothering you without having to risk her gawking at your nethers.

[Thufir]

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

Hawt.

[Fredthefighter]

Well, I'm even more naked because I just shaved off my body hair. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The fact that you don't have any disqualifies you from not having it counting as lacking a layer!

In other news. Have you considered just lounging around in your skivvies once the day is done, Fred? That's the next best thing to naked time, and will serve to get your sister to stop bothering you without having to risk her gawking at your nethers.

I was sitting there in my pants and socks for about 30mins earlier before I got bored of it.

[Quincunx]

No pictures and we can all pretend it didn't happen.

Wuss and/or heterosexual. There is very little wrong with having a nekkid man around the place. The "very little" is the rule even more strict than "looky, no touchy". Wait, what does "pants" mean in this context? That's one of those terms of clothing which. . .changes depending on what side of the pond you're on. . .is it? I am not posting the U.S. term for what I think was the Australian term "bum bag" before you Britlanders go to bed.

[Sub_Zero]

This. Is. A. Horrible. Suggestion. And. Idea. Do not eat undercooked ground beef. Actually, just don't raw meat.

If it's an american university, odds are it still has a cafeteria of sorts which basically acts as a buffet. As far as I know, it still requires more effort on the part of vegetarians and vegans to get their nutritional needs out of such a setup than for more omnivorous people. Except in rare cases where the university actually has a good vegan option.

Anyway, by going on a meal plan it's possible that it's cheapest and easiest for said older brother to eat in the cafeteria where meat is easily available for the price of admittance.


But that would teach them not to walk into your room unannounced... Besides, it's not like it's anything they haven't seen before.... or that you'd be giving them a 6 inch salute....

It is an English university and he went self-catered. He shares a kitchen with 5 other guys I believe.

People always knock when my door is closed. Then again, having it closed is a sign that I want them to knock since I usually have it open

As for nekkid stories: I once had to answer the door to the house almost naked. I was in the shower when someone started knocking on the door to deliver something (I didn't know that was why they were knocking at the time). But I had to get out the shower, put on a bath robe and answer the door while still naked under the bath robe and still wet. He was probably more embarrassed than I was though

[Fredthefighter]

Wuss and/or heterosexual. There is very little wrong with having a nekkid man around the place. The "very little" is the rule even more strict than "looky, no touchy". Wait, what does "pants" mean in this context? That's one of those terms of clothing which. . .changes depending on what side of the pond you're on. . .is it? I am not posting the U.S. term for what I think was the Australian term "bum bag" before you Britlanders go to bed.

I was using the word in the British context, by which I meant underpants, or in this case, boxer shorts.

[Sub_Zero]

Wuss and/or heterosexual. There is very little wrong with having a nekkid man around the place. The "very little" is the rule even more strict than "looky, no touchy". Wait, what does "pants" mean in this context? That's one of those terms of clothing which. . .changes depending on what side of the pond you're on. . .is it? I am not posting the U.S. term for what I think was the Australian term "bum bag" before you Britlanders go to bed.

I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a bum bag, and I live in Britain. Have I been deprived of an awesome word for underwear all these years?

[Thufir]

I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a bum bag, and I live in Britain. Have I been deprived of an awesome word for underwear all these years?

No, a bum bag is something else americans don't use the right name for.
Can't remember what they call them off the top of my head...

[Sub_Zero]

No, a bum bag is something else americans don't use the right name for.
Can't remember what they call them off the top of my head...

Are they the things you strap round your waist that are like a pouch. I always thoght those were called bum bags

Edit @\/: That's what I mean

[unstattedCommoner]

I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a bum bag, and I live in Britain. Have I been deprived of an awesome word for underwear all these years?

No, it's one of these, and here is a helpful disambiguation page.

[Coidzor]

Should I be concerned about long, thin (about 3/4 of a pencil's width), purple-ish with a tinge of red lines on the inside of my thigh extending a bit more than half the length of my upper leg from my hip-joint to about three inches from my knee-joint? It's a broken line but all parallel to my leg's vertical alignment.

I didn't really notice them under all the hair before....

[Alleine]

@Coid: I'm going to go with yes. That doesn't sound normal, or healthy.

[Alteran]

It could just be an oddly-shaped bruise, but I'm not sure how you'd get one like that.

[Xsesiv]

Depends whether you have recently been struck hard in the inner leg with a red-hot poker.

Also, you're damn perceptive.

[Recaiden]

Thanks Nameless, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
*Shudders a little*

Just think of how girlish he looks. Or that might just make it worse...

[Quincunx]

Your skin's been stretched past its elasticity. Not sure what could have done it so low on the leg, though. It'll fade.

[Coidzor]

Indeed, since I've only accumulated any fat in my abdomen. How odd. Most of them do feel like they're more shallow than the surrounding skin though.

...And it's not like I have a whole lot of reason to examine my body closely, especially since I only recently shaved the leg in direct response to Nameless's post about being naked.

...Yay! Now I'm bleeding from the exercise.

[Dragonrider]

You people...

[Nameless]

Indeed, since I've only accumulated any fat in my abdomen. How odd. Most of them do feel like they're more shallow than the surrounding skin though.

...And it's not like I have a whole lot of reason to examine my body closely, especially since I only recently shaved the leg in direct response to Nameless's post about being naked.

...Yay! Now I'm bleeding from the exercise.

Wait, what?