Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123

[Coidzor]

Goshdarnit, Coidy-Woidy, I read this as "We are not aroused, Rabbit."
Stop making me misread things as dirty!

... Well, while that may also be a true statement of my condition at the time of making said statement...

Hem hem!

That is to say, I would probably agree that yes, it's probably for the best that you don't use that phrase again. *coughs* Tends to cause bad things to happen.

Wait, I've caused you to misread things as dirty before?! And here I thought the curse didn't affect those around me...

-Math! Can ya dig it!?-
My next random banter thread will start on Friday July 1, 2011.

Well, you're leaving one crucial element out of your equations there, sirrah! It's the Summertime...

...

...

...

...

Since when were Rabbit and Reinholdt engaged?

[Alteran]

Well, you're leaving one crucial element out of your equations there, sirrah! It's the Summertime...

I'm going to kill you. Right now.

Also, wow. Now those are muttonchops.

[Dragonrider]

My next RB could potentially be in another 20. Er...19.

[Coidzor]

Indeed, the muttonchops are epic enough to cause Cycoris to melt if she ever laid eyes upon them.

Oh Goody! My own very first death thre-!

[cycoris]

Indeed, the muttonchops are epic enough to cause Cycoris to melt if she ever laid eyes upon them.

Oh Goody! My own very first death thre-!

*dies*

Bye all. See you in hell. Especially you, Coid. You're going to the special hell. *wags finger*

[Moff Chumley]

I leave for a week and a half and we're forty pages in? So, what I miss?

[Dogmantra]

Wait, I've caused you to misread things as dirty before?!

From me misreading that statement, you retroactively made me misread everything that I've ever misread as dirty, which is surprisingly little.
You're just evil like that.

[Alteran]

*dies*

Bye all. See you in hell. Especially you, Coid. You're going to the special hell. *wags finger*

You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job...but in hell.

[Hell Puppi]

You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job...but in hell.

Table for three?

[Coidzor]

Table for three?

Would you make it four if I'm buying?

...hmm *looks down* ...Now why am I exsanguinating on the floor next to cycoris's corpse? It certainly seems to be lapping up the blood of my body for a corpse anyway...

*prods cycoris with his boot*

So, apparently Cycoris and I are dead. ...And I'm missing an eye. *curses lack of depth perception as he grasps for a wine glass*

That seems to about sum up everything of note that's happened since last we enjoyed your presence, Monsieur Chumle'.

...

... Am I really that evil though?

[Hell Puppi]

Don't worry hun, it's a side effect from being around me
*pats head*

[Vmag]

Would you make it four if I'm buying?

Every time I shop at the little place nearby, the cashiers always ask me if I'd be interested in whatever snack they're peddling, be they fried potato skins or Fruit Loops or whatever.

Each and every time they try, I look the poor lass straight in the eyes and ask her if she's truly offering



Needless to say, they're just peddling snack items at the checkout line. Each time.

[Recaiden]

So, apparently Cycoris and I are dead. ...And I'm missing an eye. *curses lack of depth perception as he grasps for a wine glass*

She was already dead, you know. I think she's probably get back up soon.
Anyway, * pressures Reinholdt *

[Moff Chumley]

Needless to say, they're just peddling snack items at the checkout line. Each time.

That gives me a great idea... *Writes The Cure parody song*

[Coidzor]

Well, y'know, what's a little hitting on a married three-headed dog creature from hell between friends, eh?

And I knew that she was already dead, but, you also know what I meant. Slightly deader degree of dead what with the collapsing and not currently being animated by negative energy and blood symbolism.

Moff, make sure you share that with us, then, por favor.

[Rutskarn]

Every time I shop at the little place nearby, the cashiers always ask me if I'd be interested in whatever snack they're peddling, be they fried potato skins or Fruit Loops or whatever.

Each and every time they try, I look the poor lass straight in the eyes and ask her if she's truly offering



Needless to say, they're just peddling snack items at the checkout line. Each time.

That's kinda insidious. Like those beggars that come up and look you straight in the eye until you pay them--if you don't fork it over, you feel a little bit awkward.

[Vmag]

It's all in good fun, and they get a chuckle out of it. The insinuation is that I'm "assuming" they're offering the snacks for a little one-on-one. Maybe I'll take the blatant route next time.

No time is a bad time to work on your material.

[Recaiden]

Well, y'know, what's a little hitting on a married three-headed dog creature from hell between friends, eh?

And I knew that she was already dead, but, you also know what I meant. Slightly deader degree of dead what with the collapsing and not currently being animated by negative energy and blood symbolism.

Well get Dri to throw cats over her or bury her the right way around or what have you.

It sounds like fun, Vmag. Helps them learn to stand up to being looked in the eye, as well.

[Rutskarn]

Watching the first couple episodes of One Piece. First time I've ever seen an anime.

Pretty good so far.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Watching the first couple episodes of One Piece. First time I've ever seen an anime.

Pretty good so far.

That can't be the first anime you've ever seen.
Not even Pokemon? Speed Racer? Astro Boy?
Kimba the White Lion?

[Coidzor]

Watching the first couple episodes of One Piece. First time I've ever seen an anime.

Pretty good so far.

...INTERROBANG

Rutskarn was an anime virgin. Wow.

Um.. Glad you're enjoying it, Rutskarn. Try Trigun and Cowboy Bebop next.

[Assassin89]

Watching the first couple episodes of One Piece. First time I've ever seen an anime.

Pretty good so far.

Dubbed or Subbed?

I have seen multiple anime including Cowboy Beebop, Samurai Champloo, Full Metal Panic Fumofoo.

[Rutskarn]

That can't be the first anime you've ever seen.
Not even Pokemon? Speed Racer? Astro Boy?
Kimba the White Lion?

None of those. This is my very first experience.

Sub, of course. I don't think I could handle the disconnect of English voice actors.

[Phase]

...INTERROBANG

Rutskarn was an anime virgin. Wow.

Um.. Glad you're enjoying it, Rutskarn. Try Trigun and Cowboy Bebop next.

Ironically enough, he was deflowered by his alternate self/mortal enemy.

[Coidzor]

I'm not gonna lie. That's... That's pretty kinky, Phase, Rutskarn, Player_Zero.

We sure do come up with the weirdest names for ourselves, don't we?

[Alteran]

I just ordered the Serenity RPG game! I am going to be saying shiny so much more in the next few days...

[Zeb The Troll]

Coid, everytime I look at your location I see "TULSA!"

Then I reread and get "Signs Signs Everywhere There's Signs" stuck in my head.

I'm not sure which is worse.

[Coidzor]

Coid, everytime I look at your location I see "TULSA!"

Then I reread and get "Signs Signs Everywhere There's Signs" stuck in my head.

I'm not sure which is worse.

Well, whaddya know? That's how you're supposed to read it.

What's this about Signs Signs Everyewhere there's Signs?

[Alteran]

Well, whaddya know? That's how you're supposed to read it.

TUSLA!!!!!

[Zeb The Troll]

Well, whaddya know? That's how you're supposed to read it.

What's this about Signs Signs Everyewhere there's Signs?

To wit:

Spoiler

Show

And the sign says "Long hair hippie people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"

CHORUS:
Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs
Blocking out the scenery breaking up my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign

And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped fence and I yelled at the house "Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out
Or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here He'd tell it to your face "Man, you're some kind of sinner

CHORUS

Say now, mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get seated
You can't watch
No You can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here

And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside"

The sign says "Everybody welcome. Come in, and kneel down, and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and some paper
And I made up my own little sign
I said "Thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine!"

CHORUS
CHORUS

Seen here.