Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127

[Player_Zero]

You forget - I am not a pirate. Your Pirate King Shenangins have no effect on me!

The black spot is the guilty verdict! Your death is at hand, for you are sentenced by your treachery!

[Cobra_Ikari]

The black spot is the guilty verdict! Your death is at hand, for you are sentenced by your treachery!

...what if he never travels by sea?

[Thanatos 51-50]

I am a steampunk/cyberpunk Dashing Swordsman Half-elf. The Cyberpunk portion of my porfolio allows me to use katanas instead of rapiers, because katanas are really, really cyberpunk.

[Player_Zero]

...what if he never travels by sea?

He's going to be executed by pirates; he doesn't need to be at sea when they skewer him.

[Miss Nobody]

He's going to be executed by pirates; he doesn't need to be at sea when they skewer him.

Because pirates are that awesome.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I am a steampunk/cyberpunk Dashing Swordsman Half-elf. The Cyberpunk portion of my porfolio allows me to use katanas instead of rapiers, because katanas are really, really cyberpunk.

*draws katana with 3 laser sights*...like so?

...

...has anyone here ever seen Versus? >.>

EDIT@^: Pirate-sympathizer? Have at thee! *tackles*

[Shadow of the Sun]

*yawns, puts feet on desk*

I'm bored. I hereby decree today 'Boredom fighting day'.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*yawns, puts feet on desk*

I'm bored. I hereby decree today 'Boredom fighting day'.

We're having pirate/steampunk combat outside a temporal rift to a goth club run by the Playground senate.

HOW ARE YOU BORED???

[Shadow of the Sun]

You try being as awesome as I am 24/7 and not be bored. ;P

[Cristo Meyers]

*yawns, puts feet on desk*

I'm bored. I hereby decree today 'Boredom fighting day'.

I would, but boredom fights dirty. Sneaky bastard, boredom, always making little cheap shots and dirty tricks.

[Miss Nobody]

We're having pirate/steampunk combat outside a temporal rift to a goth club run by the Playground senate.

HOW ARE YOU BORED???

Cobra...can I quote that in my signature?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Cobra...can I quote that in my signature?

Go right ahead. ^_^

*hugs*

[Shadow of the Sun]

False arrogance gone.

I have invented the ultimate weapon.

I have lit a pirate...on FIRE.

[Cobra_Ikari]

False arrogance gone.

I have invented the ultimate weapon.

I have lit a pirate...on FIRE.

*watches pirate burn to death*

I think your plan is flawed. >.>

[Shadow of the Sun]

Pirates are made out of asbestos flavoured cotton candy, silly! They can't burn!

[loopy]

False arrogance gone.

I have invented the ultimate weapon.

I have lit a pirate...on FIRE.

*yawns*

Call me again when you've figured out how to launch fiery pirates out of some sort of zeppelin-mounted gatling gun. Only then will I be impressed.

[Thanatos 51-50]

/draws Redneck katana and deploys steampunk shoulder-backpack-cannon thing

Have at the, Pirate scum, I'll shiver your livers with four and a half feet of rebar!

[Pyrian]

We're having pirate/steampunk combat outside a temporal rift to a goth club run by the Playground senate.

HOW ARE YOU BORED???

The difference between complete chaos and total smoothness is merely in how closely you are examining the substrate.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Gatling guns are on the out, man.

I've got the flaming pirate MetalStorm on my zeppelins.

You're far too behind the times.

[The Rose Dragon]

Gatling guns are on the out, man.

I've got the flaming pirate MetalStorm on my zeppelins.

You're far too behind the times.

Holy mother of crap, it's SotS!

I had no idea he was still alive!

[Shadow of the Sun]

THE one and only.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Gatling guns are on the out, man.

I've got the flaming pirate MetalStorm on my zeppelins.

You're far too behind the times.

I'm but a lone man. I can only do man-portable weaponry. I'm too Good-aligned to put employees likemy Zepplin crew in harm's way.
they build my gadgets instead.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Employees? My Zeppelin is fully autonomous.

It's powered by the sheer force of the awesome I radiate.

[Thanatos 51-50]

I don't radiate the right kind of awesome for that. I kinda do the Batman, slowly-stroll-away-from-the-exploding-building-with-the-Supervillian-unconcious-and-over-my-shoulder type of guy.

[Shadow of the Sun]

That reminds me.

It annoys me that the Heath Ledger Joker is considered THE villain. I mean, he was pretty damn good at what he did, but there was a much, much more evil and horribly awesome villain.

John Doe from Se7en.

Also, the only Joker that will ever truly live in my heart is Mark Hamill.

[Cristo Meyers]

Bah! Bah I say! Ledger was an exceptional Joker, but The villain? Never! There are so many other badass, evil, or just downright villainous villains out there.

You can't tell me you didn't think "damn, this guy's hardcore!" the first time you saw "If this is a diplomatic mission, then where is the ambassador?"

Ledger Joker may have reached levels of villainous insanity, but never that level of badass.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Well, around here, the Joker's role as the BEST VILLAIN EVAR is more or less sacrosanct. And, filmwise, there have been so many better villains.

[Cristo Meyers]

Well, around here, the Joker's role as the BEST VILLAIN EVAR is more or less sacrosanct. And, filmwise, there have been so many better villains.

*pats on the back*

I'm sorry...it'll get better, with time.

Hell, I think even the villain from The Patriot, Tavington, ranks higher on the villain scale than Ledger Joker.

[randman22222]

Sooo. I'm trying to put together a band of staight edge people, to do adult rockish type stuff. With electronica and jazz influences.

Anybody that's been in a band or more before have any suggestions?

Regarding villains, when I was little I had a fake awakening (the thing where you dream you wake up, and become convinced that everything around you is real), except that Darth Vader began chasing me around, lightsaber out. (No Freudian jokes.)

God that scared me. Enough that I vividly remember it today.

[loopy]

*pats on the back*

I'm sorry...it'll get better, with time.

Hell, I think even the villain from The Patriot, Tavington, ranks higher on the villain scale than Ledger Joker.

LIES!

(You of course understand my having to stand up for Ledger's Joker, its a matter of principle!)

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*whistles innocently*