Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[esmerelder]

Aww? Really?

Are you absolutely sure? 'Cause that's not the exact word I had in mind...

Hey, if I didn't have some rather, um, 'special' definitions of what is 'aww'-worthy, I wouldn't be having so much fun in the crack thread!

[Silverraptor]

@ Silverraptor -- *hides* Spliced!Kyrie scares me much more than Spiced!V ever did.

Really? How exactly?
Because you haven't seen what Kyrie will do to Vaarsuvius.

[Zanaril]

Really? How exactly?
Because you haven't seen what Kyrie will do to Vaarsuvius.

Why do I predict it ending in a threesome foursome moresome? (what exactly can disembodied souls do, anyway?)

With or without mind-altering spells.


Or maybe V will end up being purposely left out.

[Silverraptor]

Why do I predict it ending in a threesome foursome moresome? (what exactly can disembodied souls do, anyway?)

With or without mind-altering spells.


Or maybe V will end up being purposely left out.

...uh...
..what?

[Zanaril]

...uh...
..what?

I've been re-reading some of the earlier, more cracky stories.

They've put strange ideas in my mind.

[TheBibliophile]

Hey, if I didn't have some rather, um, 'special' definitions of what is 'aww'-worthy, I wouldn't be having so much fun in the crack thread!

Rrright... I'm going to back away now. Feel free to follow if you're insanely masochistic along with everything else, and would enjoy a hook kick to the jaw.

Chaotic Neutral: The Antihero's Alignment! Join now and you, too, will be able to hit, kick and hit on (if you're so inclined) girls!

[Dark Faun]

I've been re-reading some of the earlier, more cracky stories.

They've put strange ideas in my mind.

The banners probably don't help.

One of the problems with the soul splices is they can't hug their owner.

@ Discord -- I am joining in with the group who feel that Miko/V is actually disturbingly plausible. Fine lines between hatred and attraction, and all that.

I always thought they'd find each other's confidence attractive.

[Zanaril]

The banners probably don't help.

One of the problems with the soul splices is they can't hug their owner.

I'm sure magic can find a way around that.

[TheBibliophile]

I'm sure magic can find a way around that.

We're all mad! MAD I TELL YOU! WE ARE A GROUP OF FAIRLY SANE, UPRIGHT MEMBERS OF SOCIETY SITTING HERE DISCUSSING WHETHER OR NOT SOUL SPLICES CAN HUG THOSE THEY ARE BONDED TO!

BUT WE'RE HAPPY!

[Zanaril]

FAIRLY SANE

Speak for yourself.

[TheBibliophile]

Speak for yourself.

Hey, it was a compliment! Don't question those!

[esmerelder]

@ The Bibliophile

Do what you have to, just try not to break my typing fingers, or I'll never finish this Belkar/Elan I'm working on

[TheBibliophile]

@ The Bibliophile

Do what you have to, just try not to break my typing fingers, or I'll never finish this Belkar/Elan I'm working on

Good gods! I apologise for any harm I may have caused you, ma'am. I'll personally pay for a Potion of Cure Serious Wounds for you. Anything for the earliest arrival possible of a Belkar x Elan fic by the talented Esmerelder!

[Malkar Grumbo]

We're all mad! MAD I TELL YOU! WE ARE A GROUP OF FAIRLY SANE, UPRIGHT MEMBERS OF SOCIETY SITTING HERE DISCUSSING WHETHER OR NOT SOUL SPLICES CAN HUG THOSE THEY ARE BONDED TO!

BUT WE'RE HAPPY!

What is this "Sane" you speak of? I've never encountered it. Oh Look! It's 1:12, time to yodel at the chickens in my duck costume!

[TheBibliophile]

What is this "Sane" you speak of? I've never encountered it. Oh Look! It's 1:12, time to yodel at the chickens in my duck costume!

Never mind. Must have been that dodgy oyster I ate, gave me visions.

*waits impatiently for the next pairing while repeatedly throwing some guy down a lift shaft and pulling him up again*

What, this? It's an antihero yoyo.

[Malkar Grumbo]

What, this? It's an antihero yoyo.

Why do I have the feeling that if this was in a crack fic pairing the other side of it would be V, because as we all know V is the fandom bicycle.

[Taekwondodo]

I could write a Kyrie x splices pairing but I'm afraid it wouldn't be suitable for this board...

[Lycan 01]

Eek... Sorry guys, I've been short on time with schoolwork and a pbp game I'm running. I'll probably take a break from writing crack pairings for a few days... Besides, I'm kinda out of ideas.


I still have soooo much crack to sort through.

[Silverraptor]

I could write a Kyrie x splices pairing but I'm afraid it wouldn't be suitable for this board...

Sorry, I've already claimed stakes on completing mine.

[Taekwondodo]

Sorry, I've already claimed stakes on completing mine.

That's fine. The prospect of actually writing my version freaks me out a little. Kind of ... explicit...

Aaargh, my brain!!

[Silverraptor]

That's fine. The prospect of actually writing my version freaks me out a little. Kind of ... explicit...

Aaargh, my brain!!

So it's different from my version?

[Zanaril]

Can't you both write versions?

Because now I'm insanely curious.

[Silverraptor]

Ya, I guess. By the way, does anyone have the words to the banner by themself? I want to make a soul-splice Kyrie banner since I'm on it.

[Taekwondodo]

So it's different from my version?

Mine is/was actually a Kyrie x splices crack pairing inspired by what Zanaril said.

Why do I predict it ending in a threesome foursome moresome? (what exactly can disembodied souls do, anyway?)

With or without mind-altering spells.


Or maybe V will end up being purposely left out.

I don't know if yours is heading that way?

[Zanaril]

Ya, I guess. By the way, does anyone have the words to the banner by themself? I want to make a soul-splice Kyrie banner since I'm on it.

If you save that then open in in a program that supports PNG files, it'll have a transparent background.

I don't know if yours is heading that way?

No, but that's what Discord thought would happen.

[Silverraptor]

If you save that then open in in a program that supports PNG files, it'll have a transparent background.


No, but that's what Discord thought would happen.

Ok... can you be a little more specific, please?

[Zanaril]

Ok... can you be a little more specific, please?

About what?

[Silverraptor]

About what?

So I just save it to my desktop... then what program supports PNG files and how do I convert it onto inkscape?

[Zanaril]

So I just save it to my desktop... then what program supports PNG files and how do I convert it onto inkscape?

I don't know, I don't use Inkscape.

Here's a version without transparency so you can just copy and paste it:

[TheBibliophile]

Okay, I'm gonna roll up a new pairing.

Sarah Greenhilt x Durkon (Thor's might).

Huh. That's actually not too bad. I'm gonna write this.

Of course, now I'm going to leave you hanging while I'm writing it.