Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[TheBibliophile]

Somehow I think mine is more interesting.

I take it you're a hater of Mookie's fine webcomic.

*readies arcane might, waiting for answer*

[Malkar Grumbo]

I take it you're a hater of Mookie's fine webcomic.

*readies arcane might, waiting for answer*

No, because I've never heard of it before, therefore I can't hate what I don't know.

[TheBibliophile]

No, because I've never heard of it before, therefore I can't hate what I don't know.

...oh.

*ice-blue nimbus of magic disappears*

There's this webcomic, see, and a lot of people hate it. I don't know why, 'cause I think it's great, so I champion its cause wherever I go, and...

Ah, what the Hades, just go and check it out for yourself.

Don't mind the crappy artwork at the beginning, it gets better.

[Malkar Grumbo]

...oh.

*ice-blue nimbus of magic disappears*

There's this webcomic, see, and a lot of people hate it. I don't know why, 'cause I think it's great, so I champion its cause wherever I go, and...

Ah, what the Hades, just go and check it out for yourself.

Don't mind the crappy artwork at the beginning, it gets better.

Ok, I read it and it is Ok, not the greatest work of mankind, but still ok

[TheBibliophile]

Ok, I read it and it is Ok, not the greatest work of mankind, but still ok

You... read it.

You mean you read the entirety of it? Over a thousand strips and a huge amount of plot in under ten minutes?

Man, you're a fast reader.

[Malkar Grumbo]

You... read it.

You mean you read the entirety of it? Over a thousand strips and a huge amount of plot in under ten minutes?

Man, you're a fast reader.

Ok, to clarify, What I've read of it so far is Ok, I'm not quite done with it yet.

[TheBibliophile]

Ok, to clarify, What I've read of it so far is Ok, I'm not quite done with it yet.

Right, right. Sorry.

Ah, well, as long as you're not going to join the ranks of the Deegan-haters...

[Penquin47]

It goes downhill FAST after Two Thief.

And I'll take issue with the "artwork gets better", as well. Sure, it did for the first year or two, but there is NO DIFFERENCE between this year's art and 2005 except for the Orcs' noses.

[Malkar Grumbo]

It goes downhill FAST after Two Thief.

And I'll take issue with the "artwork gets better", as well. Sure, it did for the first year or two, but there is NO DIFFERENCE between this year's art and 2005 except for the Orcs' noses.

Uh oh...

*Hides in magical bunker, clutching blanket and Mr.Scruffy plush.*

[Kyronea]

Mind Blank! Mind Blank!

It's too late! My only option is surgery by evocation!

Delayed Blast Fireball.

*inserts capsule into specific area of brain*

*detonates*

KABOOOM!

The pain... the pain....

Now I can't remember why I did that!

EDIT:

*recovers*



What is happening right now?

Apart from the Haley x Durkon BDSM, that is... oh. Oh no. I still remember! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm going to take this as a compliment.

[TheBibliophile]

I'm going to take this as a compliment.

You do that.

It goes downhill FAST after Two Thief.

And I'll take issue with the "artwork gets better", as well. Sure, it did for the first year or two, but there is NO DIFFERENCE between this year's art and 2005 except for the Orcs' noses.

And as for you...

Firstly, I made that comment purely because I looked at the first strip and saw how bad the artwork was, compared to what it is today.

Secondly, the "Around the World" arc was absolutely excellent, as was Class Action and The Oracle Hunter.

*glares*

[The Odor]

Well, 2 things.

1) We not entire sure what made you faint in the first place. (If you could be more precise.)

2) We don't know what pairing you got. That kind of makes it hard.

1) I fell asleep a few pages ago. On the floor strait after commenting.

2) Oots adveture school setting. Named it in my post. Sorry if I was unlogical.

Sorry about late posting (as always) but i dont have permanetnt internet contakt.

[The Odor]

I think it'd be That Gal With a Halberd. Or if we're trusting musical theater, the distaff of "Guy" is "Doll." But That Doll With A Halberd is just lacking in... something.

Is it awful if I find this cute.
Sorry if dubble posting

[Taekwondodo]

Three pages since last night? You've been busy haven't you. Also no-one's answered my question yet...

My question, for the THIRD time of asking, would a paladin sleeping with someone then later finding out that someone was married be affected?

[Dark Faun]

Well... I guess a true paladin would make sure the person they want to sleep with is not married before starting to court them. Failure to do that could be considered a breach of their vows. "You didn't ask," doesn't work with paladins. :p

[Taekwondodo]

Well... I guess a true paladin would make sure the person they want to sleep with is not married before starting to court them. Failure to do that could be considered a breach of their vows. "You didn't ask," doesn't work with paladins. :p

And if they did ask and the person said no?

[Dark Faun]

Since the adultery can hurt someone, which is obviously a big no-no for paladins, I'd say the paladin should seek confirmation from all possible sources that proved reliable to make absolutely sure that they indeed date or sleep with a celibate. If the person they court turns out to be honest and indeed a celibate, they should understand why the paladin checked and that the checking was necessary to be certain no one got hurt by an adultery. If not, the paladin will give them a lesson on faithful marriage or something.

Keep in mind I'm not an expert of paladins, alignments or D&D though. :p

[Silverraptor]

Three pages since last night? You've been busy haven't you. Also no-one's answered my question yet...

My question, for the THIRD time of asking, would a paladin sleeping with someone then later finding out that someone was married be affected?

Not unless the paladin worships the goddess of fertility.

[TheBibliophile]

I just checked, we're ahead of the Was Roy morally justified in attacking Miko blah de blah de blah thread!

We're both on our second threads, but we're about nine pages ahead!

[Asta Kask]

And if they did ask and the person said no?

As long as they made a reasonable effort to find out the truth, I'd say they wouldn't lose their powers - although they would need to seek out a cleric for atonement.

[Closak]

I'm starting to think my dice is rigged or something because they keep landing on the ABD.
Maybe someone is trying to tell me something?


But who am i to complain?
Because really, dragons are HOT *Flirts with the ABD*


...*Get's chased by dragonslayers*

[Zanaril]

I'm starting to think my dice is rigged or something because they keep landing on the ABD.
Maybe someone is trying to tell me something?

I give you a challenge: the next time you roll the ABD, you have to write that pairing. However mind melting it is.

Edit: I just rolled Ancient Black Dragon + Roy's sword

[Lycan 01]

I'd say that if the Paladin did their best to find out the truth, and still didn't know the person was married, and they saw it as a pure relationship rather than an affair... they'd be fine. Well, maybe not fine... but they wouldn't Fall. Its not their fault... Well, at least it wouldn't be if I was the DM.

[yubel]

Oh dear...

This doesn't look good...

If anyone wants me to free them from the Cleric of Belkar's control. Let me know.

In the mean time... Mind Blank!

"Casts Mind Fog on thread"

hahahhah... wait that affects me as well

"runs away from Cleric of belkar"

[Taekwondodo]

Hmmm... maybe you can't write a paladin + adultery story then. That's THAT out the window then!

[Silverraptor]

"Casts Mind Fog on thread"

hahahhah... wait that affects me as well

"runs away from Cleric of belkar"

Unfortunatly, your mind fog doesn't affect me. But for all those that it is affecting. Gust of wind!

[Zanaril]

Unfortunatly, your mind fog doesn't affect me. But for all those that it is affecting. Gust of wind!

*Sits inside an antimagic field, watching the pretty colours and eating popcorn*

[Silverraptor]

*Sits inside an antimagic field, watching the pretty colours and eating popcorn*

Pretty colors, eh?

Did you fall into my room of faults and fears?

[Zanaril]

Pretty colors, eh?

Did you fall into my room of faults and fears?

You have a what now?

[Silverraptor]

EDIT: Gender-switched The Guy with a halberd? So, girl with the halberd?

I just rolled this and pared to...

well, guess you have to see.

You have a what now?

See the Haley story.