Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129

[Nameless]

Nameless, I've always thought you looked like Voldemort, albeit a very effeminate Voldemort.

Thanks for the Compliment...?

[Fredthefighter]

In that case, your punishment name can be "Poopoohead" or something equally immature.

Oh, and grumble grumble only have one nickname which only one person uses and they're not even on this forum mumble.

I'm sorry Doggiedugdigdog. *Huggles*


Voldemort voldemort, ooh, volde volde, volde, Voldemort!

[V'icternus]

DUMBLEDORE!!

...I'll stop now.

[Nameless]

*Is watching LotR on channel 4*

[Fredthefighter]

*Is watching LotR on channel 4*

*Huggles*
You wonderful person you.

I like LotR.

[Nameless]

*Huggles*
You wonderful person you.

I like LotR.

*Huggles*
*GLEE*

[V'icternus]

Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne, in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie...

I mean, I like LotR too...

EDIT: And I just couldn't resist...

Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

[Destro_Yersul]

I like LotR. I've read it... I think 9 times now. Enough that I can write parody of it without needing to refer to the books for plot details.

Furthermore, my life is pain. This is what I get for drinking heavily...

[V'icternus]

Aww, poor Destro. Let's feed him to Shelob. ^^

[Fredthefighter]

I like LotR. I've read it... I think 9 times now. Enough that I can write parody of it without needing to refer to the books for plot details.

Furthermore, my life is pain. This is what I get for drinking heavily...

*Huggles Destro*
Don't worry, it'll get better.

[DraPrime]

So I just finished reading The Stand by Stephen King. Let me say, that it was completely awesome.

[Nano]

It was a great book, yeah. Funnily enough I started reading it once the Swine Flu 'scare' got started up.

[DraPrime]

It was a great book, yeah. Funnily enough I started reading it once the Swine Flu 'scare' got started up.

It's interesting because Swine Flu is mentioned several times in that book, showing that we've known about it for a while, but people act like it's something totally new.

[V'icternus]

People are stupid. I thought we already agreed on that?

[Perenelle]

People are stupid. I thought we already agreed on that?

People are beyond stupid.

[V'icternus]

True...

Now, individuals can be pretty, clever, intelligent, insightful and nice, but people as a whole? They're big, dumb, ugly and wrong!

[Perenelle]

True...

Now, individuals can be pretty, clever, intelligent, insightful and nice, but people as a whole? They're big, dumb, ugly and wrong!

I couldn't have said it any better.

[Fredthefighter]

True...

Now, individuals can be pretty, clever, intelligent, insightful and nice, but people as a whole? They're big, dumb, ugly and wrong!

Indeed they are. Us martians are obviously superior.

[Nameless]

“90 percent of the human population is stupid. The remainder inelegant 10 percent are those who understand this.”

[V'icternus]

In case you haven't noticed, if there ever were Martians, they're dead. We win.

You know, until we all kill ourselves... or the planet kills us... or the raptors... don't get me started on the raptors...

[Coidzor]

Unless, No, John, you are the martians.

Anyway. I've just mopped and I realized I had forgotten how to mop.

*facepalm*

[Fredthefighter]

In case you haven't noticed, if there ever were Martians, they're dead. We win.

You know, until we all kill ourselves... or the planet kills us... or the raptors... don't get me started on the raptors...

MARTIAN RAPTORBORGS!

[V'icternus]

Forgotten how to mop?

...In that case, you can be the outside slave.

Fred, you can be the new inside slave.

Perenelle... you can be the special slave.

[Perenelle]

Forgotten how to mop?

...In that case, you can be the outside slave.

Fred, you can be the new inside slave.

Perenelle... you can be the special slave.

....

*runs away and hides behind Nameless*

[Quincunx]

Unless, No, John, you are the martians.

Anyway. I've just mopped and I realized I had forgotten how to mop.

*facepalm*

Don't feel bad, I had to receive a crash course in how to get rooms actually clean, instead of presentable, at a later age than yours. Still don't trust mopping, come to think of it. A system of cleaning which seems to require going over the same area twice to achieve its goal is just not where it's at.

Oi! Vic! Assign me a dogsbody.

[Fredthefighter]

Fred, you can be the new inside slave.

I serve no man.
*Brings "THE AXE OF AWESOME!" down upon the neck of V'icternus*

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[V'icternus]

A what?

... This concept confuses me.

And where'd my special slave go? Now who will make sure my shelves are presentable!

...Yeah, that's what I meant. What else would I have meant? It's a special job.

[Perenelle]

A what?

... This concept confuses me.

And where'd my special slave go? Now who will make sure my shelves are presentable!

...Yeah, that's what I meant. What else would I have meant? It's a special job.

...
*peaks out from behind Nameless*

[DraPrime]

“90 percent of the human population is stupid. The remainder inelegant 10 percent are those who understand this.”

The ten percent who think that they're not the stupid ones are the stupidest of them all. We are all stupid, and anyone who thinks they are the exception, are not only stupid, but arrogant

[Nameless]

...
*peaks out from behind Nameless*

*wakes up* *snort* uhh wuh!? ... Oh, hey. =w=