[TOWN] Random Locations Thread II

[Durp]

If I ever see you drink again, I break your legs, and Sam's neck. Most likely because Sam likes giving you beer. I don't know why...

[Beans]

... You fit violence into everything.
I guess when you have a hammer the size of a dolphin, most things become nails anyway.

[Durp]

I don't use a hammer. Sledge uses a hammer.

[Beans]

...
I hate my metaphors.
And him too.

[Durp]

At least Chris and his bastard son killed him. You have to give them credit for that.
(( WHYY JJK, WHYYYY!!!! ))

[Beans]

Yeah...
Wait, a son too?
Next you'll be telling me Chris and whatshername have another daughter who leads a society of goths.

((JJK WAS LIKE OUR ANGIE... BUT LESS ABUSIVE.
WAAH.))

[Durp]

It's funny 'cause it's true.

(( I bet she'll come back one day, and nobody will remember her but Chex. Chex always remembers. ))

[Beans]

...
Hear that?
That's pure facepalm.

((I'll always remember her.
Sorta.))

[Durp]

(( As will I. ))
... Damn kids and their internet.

[Beans]

No.
Damn internet and its kids.
She scratches a love-bite from Delilah. On her neck.
Ooh-hoo-hoo.

[Durp]

... Damn, Sam was right.

[Beans]

Damn you both and your dyke-boots-jokes.
I just love her. If she were a dude, I'd still love her.

[Durp]

This does not change the fact that I owe him ten bucks...

[Beans]

...
Ghhh.
She boinks her head against Angie's shoulder.

[Durp]

Angie puts an arm around her.
It's great to see you again, Vo. You're the only friend of Chris' I actually like.

[Beans]

Vo smiles.
It's great to see you too, Ang.
She pulls out that nice little picture of them.
I've been looking at this more and more these days.

[Durp]

Things were a lot less complicated back then...

[Beans]

Yeah...
I wore more eyeliner, had more piercings, and wore more black, though.

By the way, how long have you had that bet with Sam?

[Durp]

... Since you were in 6th grade...

[Beans]

But Vo didn't meet Chris till age 15...
... Oh, come on.
That's just terrible.

[Durp]

I know.
You're speaking to the Wogal family.

[Beans]

... It's still annoying.
I mean, whether I questioned any of you guys's sexual orientations or not, I never put money on it.
Which is why you're out ten bucks and I am not.

[Durp]

Vocusta, If I hadn't questioned your sexuality, you'd be dead right now. Actually dead. Not undead. Like in the f[rak]king ground.

[Beans]

...
Have I mentioned exactly how lesbian I am?
Because I am... a lot... and... you get the point.
Cue the laugh track.

[Durp]

(( ... I liked that bit. ))
Goddamn right.

[Beans]

...
Yeah.
And now it's time to ask you the question that sticks in my mind.
Chris's daughter. The redhead. Her eyes bleed.
... Why?

[Durp]

She wasn't conceived in the normal manner. She's a rage echo, born out of Thryza's pent up hate and anger. Vomited into existence.

[Beans]

...
Wow.
Least fun way to be born ever.

[Durp]

Think about that next time you act like a bitch to her.

[Beans]

... Audible silence.