Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133

[Perenelle]

@Per-bear: If you really want to know what he could find enjoyable about said activity, I could paint a metaphorical picture for you, with words...

NO! anything but that! >.<

Originally Posted by Dragonprime
You call it soda?

*gives bar of gold*

This is your reward, for being right.

... why thank you. *huggles*

[Trog]

Trog, that person? WAY too much time on their hands.

Definitely. Hopefully they work for a soft drink company and got paid to do it.

It's soda damnit! SODA! Pop is an onomatopoeia, and Coke is a TYPE OF SODA. Calling it Coke, is like calling a cow "steak". Steak is part of a cow, not the whole thing.

So it's soda. All who contradict me will be punished.

*Snrk*

[Cobra_Ikari]

NO! anything but that! >.<

Anything...but metaphorical pictures? Or anything but Cobra innuendos? =P

*snuggles*

[Perenelle]

Anything...but metaphorical pictures? Or anything but Cobra innuendos? =P

*snuggles*

both.

*snuggleses*

[DraPrime]

... why thank you. *huggles*

*huggles*




Anyways, something rather strange just happened. A few of you may remember that back in May my mom flipped out at me and kicked me out of the house. She has continued to be angry and hateful towards me, yet today I got an email from her, asking if I wanted her car since she's getting a new one. This.....is odd. The only way I ever assumed I would be getting that car, would be at 100 mph, directly in the face.

[V'icternus]

NO! anything but that! >.<

...In fanfiction form.

Cobra slowly slid the smooth razor down her long, bare leg... he moved his hand back up, lightly brushing her soft thigh... the blade slid down again...

I could go further, but I choose not to.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...In fanfiction form.

Cobra slowly slid the smooth razor down her long, bare leg... he moved his hand back up, lightly brushing her soft thigh... the blade slid down again...

I could go further, but I choose not to.

...wow. Is it bad that reading this made me feel unclean? >.<

And I'm supposed to be one of our resident leches! D=

[Perenelle]

...In fanfiction form.

Cobra slowly slid the smooth razor down her long, bare leg... he moved his hand back up, lightly brushing her soft thigh... the blade slid down again...

I could go further, but I choose not to.

My poor brain!! >.< where's that brain bleach?!

@Cobra: no that is not bad. thats a good sign. considering our age difference. >.>

[DraPrime]

...wow. Is it bad that reading this made me feel unclean? >.<

And I'm supposed to be one of our resident leches! D=

Interesting, it made me feel envious

Although I'm probably more of a lech than you. I just hide it on the playground.

[Alteran]

...In fanfiction form.

Cobra slowly slid the smooth razor down her long, bare leg... he moved his hand back up, lightly brushing her soft thigh... the blade slid down again...

I could go further, but I choose not to.

Cobra's eyes widened, as he realized with a start that he had no arms. The razor, now unsupported, fell and clattered on the tile floor.

[Trobby]

*huggles*




Anyways, something rather strange just happened. A few of you may remember that back in May my mom flipped out at me and kicked me out of the house. She has continued to be angry and hateful towards me, yet today I got an email from her, asking if I wanted her car since she's getting a new one. This.....is odd. The only way I ever assumed I would be getting that car, would be at 100 mph, directly in the face.

Sometimes, people you think are angry are really just frustrated, and they still love you, despite your differences.

Whatever it is though, hopefully you and your mom will be on better terms now. ^^

[V'icternus]

Never underestimate the power of my creepiness.

And that was on the spot, too... imagine what I could do with planning... and funding...

...I could turn it into a musical! Though I wouldn't, as who would go see that?

...Asside from me.

[Alteran]

Never underestimate the power of my creepiness.

And that was on the spot, too... imagine what I could do with planning... and funding...

...I could turn it into a musical! Though I wouldn't, as who would go see that?

...Asside from me.

You could sit alone in the middle of the empty theatre, cackling madly through the entire show.

[Perenelle]

Cobra's eyes widened, as he realized with a start that he had no arms. The razor, now unsupported, fell and clattered on the tile floor.

I had a feeling someone would bring up Cobra's lack of arms.

[DraPrime]

I had a feeling someone would bring up Cobra's lack of arms.

Well, Cobra can do some wild things with that tail of his...

Wild things indeed.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Cobra's eyes widened, as he realized with a start that he had no arms. The razor, now unsupported, fell and clattered on the tile floor.

Loved it.


Probably, Perry. I'll offer again when you're a bit older.

[V'icternus]

I could revise it to involve his tail if you want.

[CrimsonAngel]

I love you, notalwaysright.com.

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Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk
Hardware Store | New York, NY, USA

Customer: “Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!”

Cashier: “Sir, I already told you… we don’t have ANY hammers back here that aren’t already stocked on the shelves.”

Customer: “LOOK HERE. F**K YOU! I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING OUT YOUR STOCKS! GET ME THIS HAMMER!”

(At this point, I come to the front of the store, overhearing what’s going on; note that I’m the manager.)

Me: “Is there a problem?”

Customer: “Yes sir! Your employee here is not doing what I tell her to!”

Me: “Well, you need to calm down and understand that we don’t have what you’re looking for. So maybe you should go back to shelves and check–”

Customer: “F**K THAT!!! IT’S NOT THERE, OKAY?! YOU NEED TO F**KING GET ME WHAT I ASK FOR!”

Me: “That’s it. Get out of my store.”

Customer: “What? NO!”

Me: “Sir, get out, or I have to take you out.”

Customer: “Then do it!”

(I go around the counter and approach the customer. I yank him by his collar & drag him to the door.)

Me: “Now, then… you wanna apologize and maybe come back in?”

Customer: “No! I just want my hammer! God, what is this madness?!”

Me: *puts the customer down*

Customer: *confused* “… What is it?”

(I turn back to the cashier, who nods in approval. I then turn back to face the customer.)

Me: “Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!” *kicks customer out of store and slams door*

[Alteran]

I had a feeling someone would bring up Cobra's lack of arms.

Predictable, eh? If I must...

Slithering toward the fallen razor, Cobra twisted around Perenelle's bare ankle. She shivered at the touch of his cool scales, and he gently tightened his grip before slipping away. He reached the razor, and picked it up delicately in his mouth...

I'm sorry.

Edit:

Loved it.

You're like Wile E. Coyote, except with arms instead of gravity!

[DraPrime]

Epic

That inspires awe in me.

[Perenelle]

Well, Cobra can do some wild things with that tail of his...

Wild things indeed.

ehem. how you know that I do not want to know.

Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari
Probably, Perry. I'll offer again when you're a bit older.

...good to know?

Originally Posted by V'icternus
I could revise it to involve his tail if you want.

no! Bad Vicky!
no more fanfiction for you!

and no making any musicals any time soon for that matter. >.>

[Trobby]

That inspires awe in me.

Really? It mostly inspired lulz from me. *Though that is mighty impressive*

[Perenelle]

Predictable, eh? If I must...

Slithering toward the fallen razor, Cobra twisted around Perenelle's bare ankle. She shivered at the touch of his cool scales, and he gently tightened his grip before slipping away. He reached the razor, and picked it up delicately in his mouth...

I'm sorry.

Alteran, I am highly disappointed in you. *shakes head in disapproval*

[DraPrime]

ehem. how you know that I do not want to know.

I have imagination. Oh, so very much of it.


Yeeees, indeed....

[Cobra_Ikari]

...I get the feeling that somewhere, there is an archive of naughty playgrounder-on-playgrounder fanfiction, and my tail is a major player. >.<

It's not easy being a phallic innuendo! D=



*cuddles Perry in an innocent fashion*

[Trobby]

...I get the feeling that somewhere, there is an archive of naughty playgrounder-on-playgrounder fanfiction, and my tail is a major player. >.<

It's not easy being a phallic innuendo! D=



*cuddles Perry in an innocent fashion*

Actually, I don't think you show up that often in the Shipping Thread. It's mostly Rabbit and Reinholdt, with a few others tossed in here and there.

[Perenelle]

...I get the feeling that somewhere, there is an archive of naughty playgrounder-on-playgrounder fanfiction, and my tail is a major player. >.<

It's not easy being a phallic innuendo! D=



*cuddles Perry in an innocent fashion*

I would not be surprised..

... *cuddles back*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Actually, I don't think you show up that often in the Shipping Thread. It's mostly Rabbit and Reinholdt, with a few others tossed in here and there.

Oh, I was never a popular subject in the Shipping thread for anything but slash. Even though I asked for some very nicely. =P

And that thread, as far as I knew, was PG-13 at most. =P

[Trobby]

I would not be surprised..

... *cuddles back*

..o.o Hey, that looks good. *curls up next to Cobra* Can I join this cuddle group? Pwease?

[Recaiden]

..o.o Hey, that looks good. *curls up next to Cobra* Can I join this cuddle group? Pwease?

* mimics *
We other people could cuddle you if they won't.

And I really don't think there is, Cobra. Even if there is, I believe, one for OOTS.