Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133

[DraPrime]

You would sit in cave, occasionally get killed by Adventurers.

Unless you're in Eberron, in which case you just get to chill out on your own continent.

[Ikialev]

Eberron is strange, it has robots for a race.

[Closak]

Or if i do things my way and take up adventuring myself, join some adventuring party somewhere.

The long term plan can be described in a few steps.

1: Join or start an adventuring group.
2: Make sure none of the other members have any reason for wanting me dead.
3: Do everything in order to stay alive while gaining XP and treasure.

If i just make sure to be careful and minimize the number of people who would have any reason to go after me i should be able to get somewhere.

If i'm lucky i could end up as a Great Wyrm with X amount of class levels on top.

[Hannes]

I am currently planning an assassination on Robin Hobb.

I woke up today due to my girlfriend's mom yelling over the house. My first reaction was "Why the f*** is she yelling?! Doesn't she know about the dragon cocoons?!". My second reaction was "Wait, that was only in the dream."

Third reaction: "Damn, that's lame. Wish it were true."

Thank you Robin Hobb, for making waking up disappointing.

[Trobby]

I am currently planning an assassination on Robin Hobb.

I woke up today due to my girlfriend's mom yelling over the house. My first reaction was "Why the f*** is she yelling?! Doesn't she know about the dragon cocoons?!". My second reaction was "Wait, that was only in the dream."

Third reaction: "Damn, that's lame. Wish it were true."

Thank you Robin Hobb, for making waking up disappointing.

...Now is the time to ask a very important question.

Who is Robin Hobb?

[EleventhHour]

...Now is the time to ask a very important question.

Who is Robin Hobb?

...his girlfriend's mom? >.>

[Hannes]

Um.

You guys have never read Robin Hobb?

Here is info.

[Nameless]

...... xD thats amazing.

I dont think I have any interesting underwear. I have matching plaid underwear if that counts... >.>

Yes, it is pretty epic. :3

[Recaiden]

Um.
You guys have never read Robin Hobb?
Here is info.

Are her books as depressing as I hear?
As you might gather, I have heard of her, but never read any of her books. They're just sitting on the shelf.

[Hannes]

Are her books as depressing as I hear?
As you might gather, I have heard of her, but never read any of her books. They're just sitting on the shelf.

Depressing? Well, they're pretty dark sometimes (okay, torturing people to death is more than pretty dark), but they have happy, jolly endings.

Which always makes me sad, because great world building = me wanting to read more of what's going on in said world.

[Partof1]

I have made an important discovery about why mornings suck. Not only are sicknesses worse in the morning (common knowledge), but being sad is worse too.

I was kinda bummed this morning, but now I'm pretty better. Now I'd like to see that the Playground can cheer me up a bit more

[DraPrime]

I have made an important discovery about why mornings suck. Not only are sicknesses worse in the morning (common knowledge), but being sad is worse too.

I was kinda bummed this morning, but now I'm pretty better. Now I'd like to see that the Playground can cheer me up a bit more

*does a silly little dance*

How's that?

[Partof1]

*does a silly little dance*

How's that?

Simple, but effective. Thank you

[DraPrime]

Simple, but effective. Thank you

You're welcome. I accept bars of gold as payment.

[Coidzor]

Metal girls are yayness. Nothing is more beautiful than a girl in an Iron Maiden shirt. Nothing.

A girl wearing nothing but an Iron Maiden shirt. In your bed.

That'll be tree fiddy for the mental image.

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I hate when my internet craps out. I bet it's the ninjas that are making my wifi go all wossname-shaped...

[EleventhHour]

A girl wearing nothing but an Iron Maiden shirt. In your bed.

That'll be tree fiddy for the mental image.

Why can't I be in my own bed?

(..and wearing a Pink Floyd walking hammers shirt.) >.>

[Pyrian]

My speaker's power button, which has been deteriorating for years, finally gave up the ghost last night. So, I superglued it into the "on" position.

[Thufir]

Why can't I be in my own bed?

(..and wearing a Pink Floyd walking hammers shirt.) >.>

Now there's a mental image I can appreciate.

Well, probably. I can't recall off-hand what EleventhHour looks like.

[Ikialev]

Um.
You guys have never read Robin Hobb?
Here is info.

In her book[golden fool] people don't have real names. :F

[Coidzor]

Why can't I be in my own bed?

(..and wearing a Pink Floyd walking hammers shirt.) >.>

Probably because you're like, in highschool or something. So us being there to see it would probably be illegal. I mean, you certainly can be in your own bed doing that if you'd like, but we're not allowed to know.

[Rawhide]

I have Hello Kitty underwear, but we won't go into that.

Not Hello Cthulhu?

[Partof1]

You're welcome. I accept bars of gold as payment.

Okay, just let me get my wallet. I think it's in, um, Nebraska.

*Runs off, dragging a crossbow on a chain.*

[Trobby]

Now there's a mental image I can appreciate.

Well, probably. I can't recall off-hand what EleventhHour looks like.

Why not? She clearly has white hair, grey ears, blue eyes, long kitty-tail...oh, the real one? Not sure either...

Speaking of epic clothing, I have some...no epic undies though. *:(* Just a few nintendo-themed shirts, one Haiku-themed shirt, one Space Invaders themed shirt, and a "Why not Zoidberg?" Shirt.

Edit: Oh, and one of my favorites, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt. It is far more awesome and less nerdy than it sounds, and prominently features pizza.

[Zocelot]

I read the Farseer Trilogy by Robin Hobb, and I thought it was ok. It wasn't very dark though, for the most part.

My most epic shirt is quite literally epic. It has +20 Shirt of Smiting written on it. I also own the shirt in the spoiler below, although I accidentally stained the neck.

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[Cobra_Ikari]

Why can't I be in my own bed?

(..and wearing a Pink Floyd walking hammers shirt.) >.>

*swoons SO HARD*

*sneaks into bed, cuddles*

[EleventhHour]

Probably because you're like, in highschool or something. So us being there to see it would probably be illegal. I mean, you certainly can be in your own bed doing that if you'd like, but we're not allowed to know.

...college. Turning 21 in March. Jeeze.

[Trobby]

...college. Turning 21 in March. Jeeze.

...For some reason, I thought you would be older than me. o.o *shrug* I'm finding that's a common theme here on the playground.

[Coidzor]

...college. Turning 21 in March. Jeeze.

Mmm, my mistake then.

So what're you majoring in?

[Alteran]

If we're talking t-shirts, here are my favourites (that I own):

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(The light blue one.)

[Thufir]

...For some reason, I thought you would be older than me. o.o *shrug* I'm finding that's a common theme here on the playground.

Misestimating people's ages? Yeah, it happens a lot.
e.g: You're older than me? (I'm 21)