Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134

[Jack Squat]

I get the feeling that there's something that I don't know about...

What, that Google Chrome had an update a couple months back that included the ability to change skins, though they're not as varying as Firefox's?

[Kneenibble]

And I'd like to write that essay. I'd especially like to write it if I could ditch this purposefully bland academic style and revert to my no-hold-barred English Fu snarkishness.

As it is, my prompt is as follows:


Par-tay har-day.

Oh, it's one of thooose.

...*hugs*

(Well actually sometimes I miss that degree of specificity in an assignment... these open-ended paper assignments for honours level English seminars are providing an endless wasteland of self-determined possibilities)
((Actually no I don't miss it at all.))

[Perenelle]

my cat just ate an animal cracker. now he's eating another one. I have a very strange cat. O.O

[DraPrime]

my cat just ate an animal cracker. now he's eating another one. I have a very strange cat. O.O

Cat's eat animals. They're carnivorous. This is normal.

[Perenelle]

Cat's eat animals. They're carnivorous. This is normal.

the 1st cracker was in the shape of a cat. the 2nd one was a hippo. >.>

[Quincunx]

No, cats are yourfoodivores. They want what you're having, preferably first, so you can't have any. This is annoying, but normal.

[Amiel]

the 1st cracker was in the shape of a cat. the 2nd one was a hippo. >.>

If he eats another cat, does it mean he is a cannibal?

[HotAndCold]

Par-tay har-day.

I just about fell asleep halfway through reading that prompt.

[DraPrime]

the 1st cracker was in the shape of a cat. the 2nd one was a hippo. >.>

Clearly, your cat has refined taste. I can say from experience that cat and hippo are the finest meats in the world.

[Perenelle]

No, cats are yourfoodivores. They want what you're having, preferably first, so you can't have any. This is annoying, but normal.

I think that pretty much describes him. he tried stealing my sandwich yesterday.

[Moff Chumley]

Well, I saw Armored. There was plenty of explosions and car chases through abandoned steelworks, but a total lack of substance.

An afternoon well spent.

[Amiel]

[Perenelle]

Clearly, your cat has refined taste. I can say from experience that cat and hippo are the finest meats in the world.

ah, I will trust your experience with cat and hippo meat then.

[Rutskarn]

I am entertaining more unseemly fantasies involving Jane Austen's head and a wiffle bat than usual.

This doesn't bode well.

[the geekish one]

Does your fantasy involve digging her up, resurrecting her, then beating her head with a wiffle bat, or simply digging her up and hitting her.

[Rutskarn]

I'm not choosy. I'd settle for one of her descendants, really. Or someone who looks like her. Or who looks a little like her, I mean, I'm not gonna be able to tell the difference.

[Kneenibble]

I am entertaining more unseemly fantasies involving Jane Austen's head and a wiffle bat than usual.

This doesn't bode well.

More (or less? ) healthy than fantasies about a wiffle bat and other parts of her anatomy, I suppose...

[Rutskarn]

As soon as I picked the word "unseemly", I realized that someone--somewhere--would make that joke.

You are he, sir. You are he.

[Moff Chumley]

Just realized: I haven't stopped by RB in a while. How's everyone getting on?

[the geekish one]

Just realized: I haven't stopped by RB in a while. How's everyone getting on?

By a while you mean, *checks* 52 minutes ago?


Since you ask, I'm getting on fine. Though I'm not sure about everyone else.

[Moff Chumley]

>.<

I meant, earlier today was the first time I've posted in a month or two. Don't be a smartass. *sharpens e-knife*

[Rutskarn]

Since you ask, I'm getting on fine. Though I'm not sure about everyone else.

ESSAY RAAAAAGE

So, about as well as can be expected.

[the geekish one]

>.<

I meant, earlier today was the first time I've posted in a month or two. Don't be a smartass. *sharpens e-knife*

I can't help it, it's the way I was programmed. :/

I just trudged my way through a 2 page essay about the 1957 movie The Three Faces of Eve. My teacher really didn't give us a prompt she just said, "I dunno write something about the movie." Her exact words.

[Trobby]

...Why would anyone allow a Raccoon to get that close to their food? And then, why would they take a picture of it instead of getting rid of the Raccoon?

o.o; People worry me sometimes.

[Rutskarn]

I can't help it, it's the way I was programmed. :/

I just trudged my way through a 2 page essay about the 1957 movie The Three Faces of Eve. My teacher really didn't give us a prompt she just said, "I dunno write something about the movie." Her exact words.

You don't know how much I envy you right now.

[Phase]

You don't know how much I envy you right now.

Envy? Let me tell you how much I've come to envy you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'envy' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the envy I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Envy. Envy.

[Trobby]

I can't help it, it's the way I was programmed. :/

I just trudged my way through a 2 page essay about the 1957 movie The Three Faces of Eve. My teacher really didn't give us a prompt she just said, "I dunno write something about the movie." Her exact words.

...As awful as that is, I can't help feeling unsympathetic with roughly 24 more pages to write by Thursday. Four of which have to be done by tomorrow at midnight.

Consider that, and if you really need to write something about it, just write a plot summary or something. Presumably you at least watched the movie, so that shouldn't be too hard.

[Moff Chumley]

Ya know, I can recommend you a really good shrink for that sort of thing.

[Amiel]

...Why would anyone allow a Raccoon to get that close to their food? And then, why would they take a picture of it instead of getting rid of the Raccoon?

o.o; People worry me sometimes.

Haha and heh, you and me both, mate.
Another question is, why would anyone allow a raccoon to even enter a person's house? O_O


For those having to write essays or thesis or whathaveyou, try to reference Google

[Kneenibble]

Sweet merciful Christ.

Mininova.org has been dissolved.