Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134

[Perenelle]

Exactly. She was probably no older then six and she managed to twist them like that.

That little girl reminds me of how I was when I was little....

Ah good times. I always played with the boys, the girls were weird.
We had some crazy awesome capture the flag games.

[Gullara]

That little girl reminds me of how I was when I was little....

Ah good times. I always played with the boys, the girls were weird.
We had some crazy awesome capture the flag games.

Your not still manipulative (and maybe a little evil) are you?
Capture the flag was fun. Good times, good times.

By the way I'm gunna make a zombie robot proof fort and you cant come in

[Silverraptor]

Your not still manipulative (and maybe a little evil) are you?
Capture the flag was fun. Good times, good times.

By the way I'm gunna make a zombie proof fort and you cant come in

Better go over the blueprints with us to make sure it's zombie proof.

[Gullara]

Better go over the blueprints with us to make sure it's zombie robot proof.

I fixed my error for you, and no because you'll just give it to Perenelle.

[Perenelle]

Your not still manipulative (and maybe a little evil) are you?
Capture the flag was fun. Good times, good times.

By the way I'm gunna make a zombie robot proof fort and you cant come in

why of course not.... I'm not evil... Just keep believing that and you'll stay alive..


My fort will always be better though. because its run by me. and I have cookies.

[Pyrian]

The problem with keeping cookies in your fort is that they motivate people to storm it! "Chaaaarge! Or there'll be no cookies!"

[Cristo Meyers]

why of course not.... I'm not evil... Just keep believing that and you'll stay alive..


My fort will always be better though. because its run by me. and I have cookies.

I see your cookies and raise you brownies.

[Silverraptor]

The problem with keeping cookies in your fort is that they motivate people to storm it! "Chaaaarge! Or there'll be no cookies!"

I will alert the troops to attack at dawn!

[Perenelle]

The problem with keeping cookies in your fort is that they motivate people to storm it! "Chaaaarge! Or there'll be no cookies!"

hey, hey! Guys if you come in calmly and happily you can have them! I have lots, and they will self destruct if you break my fort down.

and there's brownies and chocolate cake too.

[Cristo Meyers]

hey, hey! Guys if you come in calmly and happily you can have them! I have lots, and they will self destruct if you break my fort down.

and there's brownies and chocolate cake too.

Well now you're just showing your hand.

You see, if you list everything then everyone will know you're up to something. You lure them in with the cookies and then you spring the brownies on them to keep them there.

Then the fun begins...

[Silverraptor]

hey, hey! Guys if you come in calmly and happily you can have them! I have lots, and they will self destruct if you break my fort down.

and there's brownies and chocolate cake too.

Sold! Calling off the attack.

*Walks in calmly with a cooler full of milk*

Now where are those sweets?!

[Hannes]

No surrender! Retreat will be seen as treason and traitors will be shot!

BRING IN THE ROTTEN TOOTH COMMANDOES!

...actually, let them stay home.

[Quincunx]

I'll bring the sweets! (hauls in nearly the entire daily production of the local candy factory) Perenelle gets first dibs on the chocolate cups, those are the ice cream cones filled with marshmallow fluff and topped with a thin chocolate layer, and FAR superior to any supermarket version when made fresh (I mean, worth the eating!).

[Perenelle]

Well now you're just showing your hand.

You see, if you list everything then everyone will know you're up to something. You lure them in with the cookies and then you spring the brownies on them to keep them there.

Then the fun begins...

but but.... there's more!

Sold! Calling off the attack.

*Walks in calmly with a cooler full of milk*

Now where are those sweets?!

good choice. *hands plate of cookies, brownies, chocolate cake, and vanilla ice cream with a spoon.* and you even get a bonus, *huggles*


EDIT: Oooh!!! I get first dibs!? yay! *gladly takes Ice cream marshmallow thing*
=3 thankses you.

[Silverraptor]

good choice. *hands plate of cookies, brownies, chocolate cake, and vanilla ice cream with a spoon.* and you even get a bonus, *huggles*

YAY!

*Begins eating*

[Pyrian]

...What's the point of a fort if it doesn't keep anybody out?

[Cristo Meyers]

...What's the point of a fort if it doesn't keep anybody out?

To lure people in so you can experiment on them and keep out the inevitable pitchfork wielding mob that results from your experiments?

[Pyrian]

Oh, no! It's a trap! This can mean only one thing:

The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!

...Sorry...

[Perenelle]

...What's the point of a fort if it doesn't keep anybody out?

Its to keep out the Robots of course. everyone else can come in.

well, unless you fall under the following categories:
1) you have commited murder.
2) you are a zombie, or carry disease
3) you smell weird
4) you are a robot
5) you have anger issues, and in that case you wont be allowed near sharp objects
or 6) I dont like you

most people wont fall under numbers 1, 3, or 6.

and I just felt like building a bomb shelter.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I'll bring the sweets! (hauls in nearly the entire daily production of the local candy factory) Perenelle gets first dibs on the chocolate cups, those are the ice cream cones filled with marshmallow fluff and topped with a thin chocolate layer, and FAR superior to any supermarket version when made fresh (I mean, worth the eating!).

That sounds delicious. I can has one? <3?

Murr. Cobra is ickyfeels. Cat allergies + friend with indoor pets = v.v.

[Perenelle]

That sounds delicious. I can has one? <3?

Murr. Cobra is ickyfeels. Cat allergies + friend with indoor pets = v.v.

aw Cobra has kitty allergies? *huggles*

[Silverraptor]

aw Cobra has kitty allergies? *huggles*

*Whistles innocently*

Has three cats.

[Cobra_Ikari]

aw Cobra has kitty allergies? *huggles*

And puppy allergies, too. We have 2 cats and 2 dogs, but all but one of the dogs are outside aminals, and the dog doesn't go in any of the rooms I frequent.

Whereas here, all the couches, floors, basically everything...is covered in a layer of kitty-ickness. v.v

*huggles*

[Dogmantra]

You know, I could set my calender by when I get ill. Without fail, as usual, I have a sore throat (the precursor to a cold) on the first day of this exam week. This has happened consistently for the past five years.

I'm holding my immune system responsible for everything I can't blame on depth perception.

[Perenelle]

*Whistles innocently*

Has three cats.

I have three cats and a dog.

And puppy allergies, too. We have 2 cats and 2 dogs, but all but one of the dogs are outside aminals, and the dog doesn't go in any of the rooms I frequent.

Whereas here, all the couches, floors, basically everything...is covered in a layer of kitty-ickness. v.v

*huggles*

all my cats are indoors, but they dont shed very much.
Sorry bout the "layer of kitty-ickness".

[Silverraptor]

I have three cats and a dog.

What a coincidence. I do too. I just didn't think the dog thing was worth mentioning.

[Tiger Duck]

Clearly you guys are the same person

[Silverraptor]

Gah!

[Cobra_Ikari]

all my cats are indoors, but they dont shed very much.
Sorry bout the "layer of kitty-ickness".

Is ok. Is more like "layer of Cobra-ickyness induction". >.<

*curls up in lap*

Murr.

[Gullara]

Its to keep out the Robots of course. everyone else can come in.

well, unless you fall under the following categories:
1) you have commited murder.
2) you are a zombie, or carry disease
3) you smell weird
4) you are a robot
5) you have anger issues, and in that case you wont be allowed near sharp objects
or 6) I dont like you

most people wont fall under numbers 1, 3, or 6.

and I just felt like building a bomb shelter.

Why did you kick me out the, unless you don't like me
I'm gunna make a robot proof fort on inkscape and maybe I won't let you in. (I'll post it tomorrow)


I have 7 cats (one had kittens) and two dogs.