Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135

[Player_Zero]

why are you sitting on a hard wooden floor for hours in the first place?

Why aren't you? You're always trying to put me in a box aren't you! Well I'm not that shape! I am a lion! You can't put lions in boxes! They would not fit.

[Coidzor]

P_Z you should see if anyone is just throwing out chairs or has chairs to be gotten rid of around the university. At least with where our mother used to work they occasionally cleaned out the laboratories and one of those things was getting rid of perfectly serviceable chairs. This might be an americanism though.

[Perenelle]

Why aren;t you? You're always trying to put me in a box aren't you! Well I'm not that shape! I am a lion! You can't put lions in boxes! They would not fit.

am I allowed to pet the lion? pwease? =3

[Player_Zero]

That is the worst sentiment I have ever heard. I hope you're proud of yourself.

And now for something completely different.

And no, Coidzor, that is a horrible idea. I am not going to go around various departments asking if they're throwing any chairs away. Do you see why this is a bad plan? I fear you do not.

[Perenelle]

That is the worst sentiment I have ever heard. I hope you're proud of yourself.

And no, Coidzor, that is a horrible idea. I am not going to go around various departments asking if they're throwing any chairs away. Do you see why this is a bad plan? I fear you do not.

isnt there anything else in the room you can sit on?

[Player_Zero]

isnt there anything else in the room you can sit on?

Yes. Many things. Such as this chair, clothes, the ceiling. The sky's the limit.

Because you can't sit on that.

[Perenelle]

Yes. Many things. Such as this chair, clothes, the ceiling. The sky's the limit.

Because you can't sit on that.

I am so confused.. so you did end up getting a chair?

Silly, I sit on the sky all the time. you should try it.

[Player_Zero]

That's nothing, I once climbed a tree thiiiis high.

[Phase]

I just wrote a page long rant about how Hollywood butchered the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie, but the forum ate it.

In summary: Dammit, guys. The book wasn't even a masterpiece to begin with...

Ah well, watching Inherit the Wind balances out my adaptation hate...

[Perenelle]

That's nothing, I once climbed a tree thiiiis high.

oh wow you're right. that is very impressive.


anyways, I got a stapler that doesn't use staples for Christmas. Its just sort of folds the paper. It doesn't work very well though.

[Phaedra]

I have it from both Syka and Serpentine that if a woman is trying to look hot it's okay to admire their success.

Damn right. I know if I try to look hot, it's a bit disappointing if no one mentions it at all.

Objectification and admiring someone who looks good are two very different things.


Hamlet was good, but not as good as at the theatre, I think. Though then I may just have been giddy from the joy of being technically in the same room as David Tennant. That man is hot. And also apparently in every single show on the BBC this Christmas. Not that I'm complaining, but really. He must be making the most of being The Doctor while it lasts.

Zero, I'm still curious as to why the floor seemed a good choice in the first place? Is there a serious chair shortage in your house? Do you have to take part in some kind of gladitorial battle in order to win possession of one?

[Coidzor]

And no, Coidzor, that is a horrible idea. I am not going to go around various departments asking if they're throwing any chairs away. Do you see why this is a bad plan? I fear you do not.

Actually they usually left 'em in the halls with a note saying they were for disposal or free to any takers. No awkward conversations necessary. Just awkward walking. Sad for you they don't do that then.

[Player_Zero]

Unfortunately, I don't have a crush on David Tennant and thus couldn't enjoy the Doctor Who special to its apparent fullness.

Chairs-wise the deal is that there is no room for my computer in this room and so lies on the floor with the monitor on a stool. I was loathe to bring a chair in because I would be elevated above the monitor, creating an awkward juxtaposition.

Thus I placed myself upon the floor. Whereupon my sitting position started to kill me slowly with birdsong. Resulting in the need of a chair.

Now you have been educated in the ways of chair requirement. Go forth, my son, and avenge me.

[Coidzor]

Unfortunately, I don't have a crush on David Tennant and thus couldn't enjoy the Doctor Who special to its apparent fullness.

Chairs-wise the deal is that there is no room for my computer in this room and so lies on the floor with the monitor on a stool. I was loathe to bring a chair in because I would be elevated above the monitor. Creating an awkward juxtaposition.

Thus I placed myself upon the floor. Whereupon my sitting position started to kill me slowly with birdsong. Resulting in the need of a chair.

Now you have been educated in the ways of chair requirement. Go forth, my son, and avenge me.

Good. David Tennant crushes are creepy and too common anyway. We are too uncomfortable with his bemused, horrified, and askance expressions to enjoy romancing in his presence.

Then again, posters which seem to serve no other purpose than to deteriorate the quality of romancing one IS getting have never made sense to these poor soldiers lately come forth from the low country with never a penny of money.

Hmm... What about filching an end table from someone?

[Player_Zero]

...Excuse me while I squint at your middle paragraph in horrified bemusement.

[Phaedra]

Good. David Tennant crushes are creepy and too common anyway. We are too uncomfortable with his bemused, horrified, and askance expressions to enjoy romancing in his presence.

Then again, posters which seem to serve no other purpose than to deteriorate the quality of romancing one IS getting have never made sense to these poor soldiers lately come forth from the low country with never a penny of money.

Hmm... What about filching an end table from someone?

I'm sensing from this you've had a bad experience with David Tennant pictures similar to my experience having pics of Keira Knightley staring down at me at a... time when I didn't want the eyes of a prettier woman on me. This is why there's no pics of Tennant up in my flat. I just fantasise in my mind

I'm perfectly willing to admit my crush knows no reason. I found him hot in Catherine Tate's Christmas Carol and he was camp as a row of pink tents in that.

The Boy actually bought me a Tennant calendar for Xmas. He's too nice to me.

[Pyrian]

...You should make him a calendar of yourself.

[Player_Zero]

Well isn't that a mildly disturbing sentiment.

Hmm... Maybe I'll play some scrabble. Anyone is welcome. Lexulous. Multiplayer Room.

[Thufir]

Unfortunately, I don't have a crush on David Tennant and thus couldn't enjoy the Doctor Who special to its apparent fullness.

Meh. I suspect it would've been more enjoyable for people with a John Simm crush.
While I do not have a John Simm crush, I do feel he was the best thing about that christmas special (Which I mostly rather liked).
Admittedly I seem to have a bit of a thing for characters who are insane.

[Phaedra]

...You should make him a calendar of yourself.

Good idea sir. Maybe I will. It's only fair, after all.


John Simm was pretty cool. I don't envy him having to play essentially every character. I saw how they did it in Doctor Who Confidential, it looked like mad work.

[Recaiden]

Good idea sir. Maybe I will. It's only fair, after all.

Is this calender for The Boy or for Tennant? I couldn't quite tell.

[Dragonrider]

I'm sensing from this you've had a bad experience with David Tennant pictures similar to my experience having pics of Keira Knightley staring down at me at a... time when I didn't want the eyes of a prettier woman on me. This is why there's no pics of Tennant up in my flat. I just fantasise in my mind

I haven't had any such experience, but I very much dislike Keira Knightley anyway.

I like Tennant, but I'm not *fanatic* about him the way I was about, say, David Boreanaz after watching Buffy and Angel. It's not like I'm *that* fond of the character, but in his less wangsty moments he's quite sarcastically wonderful. And even though I don't like Angelous, he's very funny.

I also have a giant poster of Cat Stevens . . . but that's another thing entirely.

[Dogmantra]

I don't have a crush on David Tennant

I thought that David Tennant was like Slash and that everyone had a crush on him. Even the dudes.

Especially the dudes.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*stumbles into thread, collapses*

...need...Playground...*gasps*...

[Perenelle]

*stumbles into thread, collapses*

...need...Playground...*gasps*...

Cobra's back!!! *huggles*

[Recaiden]

*stumbles into thread, collapses*

...need...Playground...*gasps*...

* huggles *
Welcome back, Cobra. It's been too long.

And I don't really get being such a fan of actors.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Cobra's back!!! *huggles*

*snuggles* ^_^

I missed you guys. Vacation was lonelies. And scary.

But also fun. *nodnod*

[Perenelle]

*snuggles* ^_^

I missed you guys. Vacation was lonelies. And scary.

But also fun. *nodnod*

why was vacation scary?

[Cobra_Ikari]

why was vacation scary?

...meet Cobra's family. =P

[Perenelle]

...meet Cobra's family. =P

ah. my family is rather scary as well. and quite loud.