wreck ashore module-- OC

[mickeysofine]

i think the snake would have been reasonably unskinnable after being squashed and splattered with a warhammer.

but if you want to..... 15? I'll say that's a pass. you acquire partially flattened snake skin and fillet

[Sillycomic]

Yeah... snake fillet. and the best part is that i already tenderized it.

[Splodgey]

im so going cross-class with ranks in butcher now.

On a serious note, pre-tenderized meat is cool and the skin has to be flat anyway so no issues there.

[Saintjebus]

I'm going to adjust my character sheet with my ration used. I'm going to assume I've been eating all day, and this is simply the last of the day's rations.

[Sillycomic]

Character sheet updated as well.

I totally forgot to buy flint and steel. What kind of dwarf doesn't have flint and steel? They hand those things out to the kiddy dwarves in kindgergarten.

[Saintjebus]

I have flint and steel. Silly dwarves. Gnomes know that kindergarten is far too late to begin teaching children the wonders of playing with fire.


Also, I'm swapping out a spell slot- dropping ventriloquism for summon monster. Just sayin'.

[mickeysofine]

yeah fine, sounds good.

i was surprised the party dwarf didn't have flint and steel.

also sorry for all the asking questions etc. we are currently doing random encounters and as such, are not very interesting...

[Splodgey]

Sorry guys, I didn't have time to post, the hour of staying up before we all roll in, ill share my snake fillet with everyone, give you all some meat rather than iron rations to eat.

[Sillycomic]

That is awesome, thanks Splodgey. Ok... I'll eat snake meal instead of a ration.

Super delicious.

[mickeysofine]

alrighty.

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[Saintjebus]

I'm kind of surprised that I'm going first. Yay for high rolls on Initiative. lol

[Demons_eye]

Dice hate me......

[Sillycomic]

Yeah, that sucks. I am sorry.

Is it weird I'm afraid to hit it cause I may just smash it to smitherines? Hmmm, while the thought of more reptile meat is pleasing... I don't want everyone to be mad at me.

If he's not disabled by the ropes, I think I might try to grapple with him. How fun will that be?

[Demons_eye]

You can do nonlethal damage, basically if his nonlethal damage equals his current HP hes knocked out.

[Sillycomic]

Yeah, but using a melee weapon to deal nonlethal damage is a -4 penalty. That's pretty harsh for level 2.
I would basically be rolling a d20 to hit.

Perhaps if he's disabled with the rope it might help... but still I would rather grapple. I only have to hit his touch ac. His touch ac should be about 10 minus whatever dex penalties he's getting from being blind and entangled in the rope. And I still get to use my bonus to hit.

[Sillycomic]

So, is the lizard answering the gnome in draconic? Or can the rest of us hear his side of the conversation?


I won't want to respond if I can't understand what you're talking about.

[Splodgey]

Hey guys, flying message, im on holiday till the 2nd of january, promise im not abandoning you, and i will be back then with an in depth detailed post, promise

[Sillycomic]

So are we going to take a break for the holidays?

[Demons_eye]

I've been a bit bizzy so maybe? Will pick up more after the holidays but will post as much as I can.

[Sillycomic]

Sounds good. Merry Christmas, happy holidays everyone.

[Saintjebus]

Merry Christmas, everyone.

[Demons_eye]

Yay! Christmas is here!

[mickeysofine]

sorry was busy with Christmas mostly. how about a break for the holidays or until a later date.

and you get to see his side of the conversation cause it saves the translator re posting or adding the note it's been translated by. etc.

[Sillycomic]

Hey guys? How is everyone doing? Had a fine Christmas?

I got a car for Christmas. 2001 Tauros. She purrs like a kitten! lol.

[mickeysofine]

yeah i had an alright Christmas, new years was better though.... i got a motorbike, it's a bit old but well kept.

[Saintjebus]

Ooh. Nice. I wish I got cool things like that for Christmas...... *envy*


I'm ready to start up again whenever everyone else is.

I got a sweet watch.

[Sillycomic]

Noo!!! This game was really fun. Come back peoples! Let's play.

I wanna fight some goblins and steal their lewts!!!

[Saintjebus]

And me as well. I would love to continue this game.

[Demons_eye]

I am still here

[mickeysofine]

well saintjebus has already started playing take turns as you want anyone who has lost interest tell me to do so, or...... or i will eventually work it out by your lack of turns and leave your character in a ditch anyway. much love mickeysofine