Stupidest PrC/deity ever

[Tao the Ninja]

Ideal for humor campaigns

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JoCo (Neutral Good)
Demigod
Patron of singer/songwriters and nerds
Domains: Knowledge, Good, is there a music domain in any sourcebooks?, Trickery

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JoCo Fanatic

Prerequisites:Divine caster level 2, Arcane caster level 3.
Perform (sing) 8 ranks, perform(string instruments) 1, craft (song) 8
Patron: JoCo
Special: Bardic Music 3/day
Special: Must have invented and sung a song in front of a crowd

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Skills (4+int): Bluff, Concentration, Craft(any), Diplomacy, Knowledge (any), Perform(any), Spellcraft

Spellcasting: every level advance both bard and divine spellcasting

Bardic Music:you add your class level to your use/day of bardic music

Still Alive: you add hold portal to your listof bard spells known as a first level spell. You can expend a use of bardic music to create a cure light wounds effect on yourself (caster level=class level), but only if you're dying

Ikea: once a month you can buy 1 nonmagical item at (class level X 10)% off

My Monkey: you gain an animal companion. It's a monkey, unless you have druid level, in which case it's a dire monkey. Your class level is your effective druid level.

Mandelbrot Set: You can expend a use of bardic music to create a spinning, glowing mandelbrot. It appears up to 20 ft away from you and gives illumination as a light spell and lasts for one round. Any enemy who sees it must make a will save (DC 10+ highest caster level+ Cha bonus) or be affected as by the confusion spell. This is a mind-affecting conjuration(summoning) effect

Best.Concert.Ever.: There are fanatics of fanatics. You gain leadership as a bonus feat. Your cohort is always a bard who has max ranks in perform(string instuments) who uses the aid another action on your perform checks whenever possible.

[erikun]

Deity of Flumphs

The prestige class would grant levitation, slow flight movement, spell resistance, but make the character completely unable to take actions if flipped upside down.

[Lycan 01]

Hellooooo? What about Banjo?

[Temotei]

Hellooooo? What about Banjo?

Banjo is all-knowing!