Unlucky Everydude with Perpetual Poverty finds out that one of Those Two Guys is a member of a Religion of Evil that's a Secret Circle of Secrets and stumbles into a Human Sacrifice trying to summon an Eldritch Abomination, which succeeds before turning a Be Careful What You Wish for scene into a Kill 'Em All scenario after the monster reads his mind. Suddenly it's in a Form You Are Comfortable With and claims he made a Deal With the Devil, and is now insistent on following him around as his Magical Girlfriend, and it's become Did You Just Start Dating Cthulhu? Cue more Eldritch Abominations showing up at his house... but that's for later.

Suddenly, enter the MIB with a Knight Templar attitude and intent on keeping the Masquerade by any means necessary.

Expect gratuitous amounts of Shout-Out to Lovecraft and other pulp-era stories.

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