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2010-01-16, 03:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
The title says it all.
I am not necessarily talking destroying a game/advanture/campaign here, since there are so many other ways of making a DM weep.
For me, one example I keep imagining is if I ever have a PC who is informed enough of how the Wish spell works, and is one of my less serious (and usually clacking common sense) "joke" characters I would wish for either:
A) The entire party except my PC switch to their species' opposite gender.
B) The entire party (including my PC) switch bodies at random.
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2010-01-16, 03:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Well, it depends on the situation.
If he made us go on some kind of quest to get it granted: The most comfortable pair of underpants ever.
If not, probably some completely random item or something like 'Immunity to hangovers.'
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2010-01-16, 03:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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2010-01-16, 05:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I would wish for an aura of chicken infested. 60 Foot radius.
Originally Posted by Alabenson
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2010-01-16, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
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2010-01-16, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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- Cascadia
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
More Wishes.
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2010-01-16, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
World Peace.
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2010-01-16, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Neither here nor there
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Well, I am the DM, so...
Hm.
A really big hammer to the giblets would probably bring a tear to my eye. I'm sure any one of my players would be happy to oblige.My latest homebrew: Majokko base class and Spellcaster Dilettante feats for D&D 3.5 and Races as Classes for PTU.
Currently Playing
Raiatari Eikibe - Ghostfoot's RHOD Righteous Resistance
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2010-01-16, 06:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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- No, that other place
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
A detailed map of the world.
EDIT: As a tome. Inclusive of all ruins, dungeons and sites of significant interest and names of places. With an index.Last edited by Reaper_Monkey; 2010-01-16 at 06:29 AM.
Originally Posted by Douglas Adams
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2010-01-16, 06:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- England
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
A better DM.
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2010-01-16, 06:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- PST (GMT -8)
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2010-01-16, 07:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Answers. Teach him to ban any divination spells that relate to the future...
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2010-01-16, 07:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- The Netherlands
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I'd wish to become the DM.
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2010-01-16, 07:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
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2010-01-16, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
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- Belgium
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2010-01-16, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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2010-01-16, 07:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
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2010-01-16, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Originally Posted by Alabenson
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2010-01-16, 07:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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2010-01-16, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- The midwest.
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
For more complicated grappling rules.
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2010-01-16, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
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- Maryland
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2010-01-16, 08:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- raiding wales!
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
the grandest orgy in the multiverse
Need a setting for your game? a character concept? any gaming related ideas? I make far to many to eat up myself, and therefor I am willing to share them. Free ideas! Get yer fluff here! PM me.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
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2010-01-16, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
The ability to fully understand the other gender.
Failing that, I'd wish that he'd accompany me while I go shopping
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2010-01-16, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- Fishtown, Germany
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
obligatory glasses made of onions for everybody.
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2010-01-16, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
The artificer's ability to sap the xp from magic items, so I can craft even moar items, without having to actually be an artificer. I don't have anything against artificers mind you, but the casting times on infusions suck, and getting into a lot of the more fun caster classes is difficult/impossible for an artificer.
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2010-01-16, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2005
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- Flawse Fell, Geordieland
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2010-01-16, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
to undo the last five seconds, that is, when i took a step forward and when i cast the wish.
"Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down."
You know you're an epic wizard when you use a stilled silent extended quickened Gust of Wind spell to blow out the candles of your candle covered birthday cake.
Adventurers steal everything thats not nailed down. And what is. And the nails. After all, a bag full of nails can fetch a pretty penny. No doubt they'll weaponize it, too.
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2010-01-16, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- republic of newfoundland
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
wish for a new dm
He came out of the closet? wow who could have known he was a bard this whole time.
Thanks to crimson Angel for my kickarse avatar.
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2010-01-16, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2004
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- Enterprise, Alabama
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
That the DM was never born.
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2010-01-16, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Some of these are just mean, and probably way more meta-gamey than the OP intended at that.
Can't resist...... I wish for my dm to drop his DMG on his toe the next time he goes to throw it at me!...........