gravestone quotes

[dehro]

what is going to be yours?

I'm torn between

"what are you looking at?"

and

Spoiler

Show

I prepared explosive runes

[The Glyphstone]

I always liked the picture of the one that said

"Respawn Timer: 9"

[KuReshtin]

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[Adumbration]

Here's some - at least claiming to be - factual, amusing gravestone quotes:
http://www.blakjak.demon.co.uk/epitfs.htm

[Telonius]

No gravestone for me. Put me in a little boat, set it out on the ocean, and light the thing on fire.

[Lady Tialait]

"Here lies Fred,
A rock hit him in the head,
Nothing more can be said,
For we do not speak unkindly of the dead."

or

"I told you I was sick!"

[Atelm]

If I was to choose one at present, I'd try to write up something similar to the Witch's Epitaph.

[Theodoriph]

Here lies a simple man, who died of complications.

[The Glyphstone]

His Last Words: "I'm not dead yet!"

[Adlan]

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.


I like that one.

I won't be buried. Can't put me in a Jewish Cemetary in any case, and I'd prefer to burn, or green burial.

[mikeejimbo]

Here's some - at least claiming to be - factual, amusing gravestone quotes:
http://www.blakjak.demon.co.uk/epitfs.htm

Pretty good article. My reaction to this one:

On the 22nd of June
Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.



YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAH

[Cyrion]

Delle zampe sul mio naso.

No one but my wife would understand it, but that's OK.

[Icewalker]

Sic labitur aetas

[[Thus passes a lifetime]]

[dehro]

Delle zampe sul mio naso.

No one but my wife would understand it, but that's OK.

you've either got a cat... or a very weird wife

sorry, couldn't help myself

[Cyrion]

you've either got a cat... or a very weird wife

sorry, couldn't help myself

Yes to both, actually, as well as a copy of Sword in the Stone.

[dehro]

Yes to both, actually, as well as a copy of Sword in the Stone.

awww...that's sweet!

[Dr.Epic]

I'll put a question mark at the end of my death date kind of like how movies did that with the word The End? to imply a sequel.

[GrlumpTheElder]

"I told you I was sick!"

As used by Spike Milligan :)

I live three minutes away from where he's burried

[Marillion]

"Maybe I used too many monkeys."

[IonDragon]

"See you soon"

[Lycan 01]

"Get off my head!"

"They said I couldn't take it with me.
So I burned all my money and wealth
And burried the ashes with me.
HA!!"

[Tricksy Hobbits]

"Maybe I used too many monkeys."

You have that song stuck in your head too? I thought I was the only one.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind something about using concrete to keep me from rising as a zombie.
Or "I lost The Game and now you all did too."

[Lycan 01]

I lost The Game, jerk. >.>


"I beat you in the Human Race."

[Emperor Ing]

"Epic Fail"

[Ichneumon]

"It was inevitable."

[Dogmantra]

"You think I have it bad? You feel sorry for me?
You're the one standing in a field full of dead people."

[Eldan]

"If only I had learned to play chess..."

[The Glyphstone]

"Rez please."

[Dvandemon]

It's dark in here
>.>
<.<

[Grumpy-Mcfart]

"wait a minute, I had a 22!"

that or "a study in decomposition"