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Thread: "What did you just say?"
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2010-03-09, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- Virginia
Re: "What did you just say?"
The last time I went to my dentist, the dental hygienist told me that diet drinks actually kill the bacteria on your teeth that cause cavities because they eat the aspartame and die because they can't process it. So, maybe the woman got the Diet Coke because she cares about her teeth. :P
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2010-03-09, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2004
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- The moral high ground
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2010-03-09, 10:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Massachusetts
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Nvm............................................... .................................
Last edited by Escef; 2010-03-09 at 10:17 PM.
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2010-03-09, 11:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
Re: "What did you just say?"
When I worked in a deli (still do but a different one than mentioned here) we carried this ham that was called "ham off the bone." Because it was like a Christmas Ham that that you would serve "off the bone" so...
Customer: Hey does that ham have bones in it? (being serious)
Me: Im sorry but our slicers do not double as bone saws."There is no Hell. There is only France."
"A mind is like a parachute. It only works if it's open."
-Frank Zappa
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2010-03-09, 11:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Xin-Shalast
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2010-03-10, 12:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
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2010-03-10, 12:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
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- Tucson Arizona
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In high school during a drivers education class in which we were having our reflexes tested. It was a simple machine with two pedals one for gas one for brake, a stop watch, and some lights. You pressed on the gas while the light was green then when it went red you were to slam on the brake, the stop watch would time your reflexes. There was this one girl in class....The light turned red and she just sat there, after about 3 min...
Teacher: "um are you going to hit the brake"
Girl: "why?"
Teacher: "the redlight came on, you know like a stop light."
Girl: "OH that is what red means" and she proceded to slowly put on the break. Mind you she was not the first student to be tested, at least 5 other went to the front of the class and was tested before her.
same girl when we went to look at a car and identify things on the engine. There were 20 things, I understand that people dont know about cars but this freeked me out.
After being at the car for 20 min the girl approached me (I was up there for less than 5 min) with a blank paper, none of the parts were identified.
Girl: "can you help me for a sec"
Me: "ok?"
girl: "this is the battery right?" pointing to the radiatior overfill tank
me: "um no, this is" pointing to the battery
girl: "great ok thanks"
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2010-03-10, 01:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- The Frozen layer of Hades
Re: "What did you just say?"
I was stabbed in my right forearm by a client in a pysch eval unit I was working at. It went completely thru my arm.
1) My co-worker actually asked " Does it hurt?" Ummm YES!
2) Filling out the incident report waiting for EMT's MY Supervisor on duty.. sitting next to me.. asked "Which arm was injured?" THE ONE WITH THE 6 INCH SCREWDRIVER STUCK IN IT!
3) Incident review "Was there any other way the client could have resolved the issues? Err Not stabbing me?Last edited by Brainstomper; 2010-03-10 at 01:14 AM.
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What do you mean its my turn to feed the Cold Ones?
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2010-03-10, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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- Under your bed. :P
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2010-03-10, 01:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Xin-Shalast
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2010-03-10, 01:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Neither here nor there
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My latest homebrew: Majokko base class and Spellcaster Dilettante feats for D&D 3.5 and Races as Classes for PTU.
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2010-03-10, 01:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- The Frozen layer of Hades
Re: "What did you just say?"
He smuggled it in froma homevisit. One of the staff got lazy and didn't take the time to go thru all his stuff. We had words..
Owen Brainstomper
What do you mean its my turn to feed the Cold Ones?
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2010-03-10, 01:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- The Imagination
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Or if you have well water - then the water DOES stop when the power goes out. But that isn't a concern in cities. It always amazes me how city folk assume that everything works like it does in the cities everywhere else. You know, just like not everyone has a garbage disposal under the sink.
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2010-03-10, 02:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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Re: "What did you just say?"
"Yeah, after I'm done fooding,"
"Fooding?"
"I mean eating! See how hungry I am?!"
Said by my girlfriend when she meant to say eating. Fooding is now a verb (to eat hungrily) for us...
I'm too tired to think of better stuff right now...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-03-10, 02:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Massachusetts
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Explaining special moves in Mortal Kombat II
Friend: How do you do Kung Lao's hat?
My Younger Bro: Oh, easy, forward-back-hat... er, low punch
And for some time after, low punch was dubbed the "hat button".The U.S. Army: the best job in the world, working with some of the best people in the world, for one of the worst employers you could possibly imagine.
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2010-03-10, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- With Uncle Crassius
Re: "What did you just say?"
We were talking about our new cat that we got when my brother lived in Japan. He was back now though. I forget the exact context, but my mother told him:
"You weren't here when he was babying!"
A moth fell into her drink and she asked
"Why would anyone have a moth in their drink?"BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-03-10, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2004
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- Melbourne, Australia
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Re: "What did you just say?"
More hilarity;
Girl to boyfriend: "Babe, it is easier to change a tyre on an automatic or a manual?"
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Girl: "I want to get my name tattooed in Roman Numerals."
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Man on the phone: "What? You're taking up a hospitality course? So you can become a doctor or a nurse?"
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Girl: "Oh my god. Did you know that prawns come from the sea?"
Friend: "Yes, What did you think they were?"
Girl: "Oh, I thought they were lizards"
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Girl 1: "Don't eat too much chocolate, you'll get diabetes."
Girl 2: "It's okay. I brush my teeth"
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Girl: "Hey, have you ever noticed that the Target sign is actually a target? I always thought it was just two circles"
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Girl: "What nationality was he?"
Boy: "Um, I think he was like Albanian or something?"
Girl: "What? Don't you mean albino?"
Boy: "That's not a nationality"
Girl: "Yes it is. Isn't it that one country where all the people are really pasty white?"
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Male: "Is the United States of America the same as the United Kingdom?"
Female: "Duh, they both start with 'United'"
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Girl: "What's the capital of Perth?"
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Girl: "Is he tall?"
Friend: "He's the same height as you, but you're a taller version of him"
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Girl 1: "What does the divided by (sign) look like?"
Girl 2: "I can't believe you don't know that. It's the two parallel lines"
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Girl on phone: "I can't hear cos I've got the sun in my eyes"
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Girl to friend: "Why are you going there? Is Canada even a city?"
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Girl to boy: "I have a pain in my head"
Boy: "Is it your brain?"
Girl: "I think so"
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Guy looking at his friend's hair: "I love it when your hair is short. You can walk heaps faster"To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-03-10, 03:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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2010-03-10, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Spoiler
It's a faaaaake!
Anyway, this site is relevant to the discussion. Sandly, I cannot think of anything I've heard personally at the moment.
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2010-03-10, 08:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- England. Ish.
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Warning: This posting may contain wit, wisdom, pathos, irony, satire, sarcasm and puns. And traces of nut.
"The main skill of a good ruler seems to be not preventing the conflagrations but rather keeping them contained enough they rate more as campfires." Rogar Demonblud
"Hold on just a d*** second. UK has spam callers that try to get you to buy conservatories?!? Even y'alls spammers are higher class than ours!" Peelee
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2010-03-10, 08:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
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- Indianapolis, Indiana
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"The quality of our legacy is measured in the lives we touch."
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2010-03-10, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- England
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Mannerism RPG An RPG in which your descriptions resolve your actions and sculpts your growth.
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2010-03-10, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- England. Ish.
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Warning: This posting may contain wit, wisdom, pathos, irony, satire, sarcasm and puns. And traces of nut.
"The main skill of a good ruler seems to be not preventing the conflagrations but rather keeping them contained enough they rate more as campfires." Rogar Demonblud
"Hold on just a d*** second. UK has spam callers that try to get you to buy conservatories?!? Even y'alls spammers are higher class than ours!" Peelee
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2010-03-10, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Michigan
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2010-03-10, 11:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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2010-03-10, 11:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2008
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- England
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2010-03-10, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- The Imagination
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2010-03-20, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2004
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- Melbourne, Australia
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Me too, me too :(
Ah well, they should remove the safety labels from all things, it will solve everything.
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Girl 1: "I want a sausage dog"
Girl 2: "Don't you mean a hot dog?"
Girl 1: "No, you idiot. You can't buy that at a 7-Eleven"
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Guy: "You're off chops!"
Girl: "I don't eat chops, how can I be off them?"
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Girl to guy: "What part of the cow is the lamb?"
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Girl 1: "What caused the drought?"
Girl 2: "Someone dropped a ShamWow"
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Girl 1: "I went to yoga for 3 1/2 hours the other day"
Girl 2: "You must have a lot of time on your hands"
Girl 1: "You don't do it all on your hands. Some of it is standing"
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Schoolgirl: "My friend has the most amazing cat. It's not even hers. I thought it was a fake cat until I picked it up one time"
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Girl: "Is it hundreds or thousands? I get confused sometimes"
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Guy: "Hee hee, that lady had a dove and grenade and they looked the same"
Girl (shocked): "What?"
Guy: "On her T-shirt"
Girl: "Oh, I thought you meant she was carrying a dove in one hand and a grenade in the other"
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Girl: "Is chicken a steak?"
Guy: "No?"
Girl: "But I saw it on the Nando's menu"
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Girls gossiping: "Oh my god, that Beth freak has the grossest hair. She needs to wash it"
Beth: "Um, I can hear you..."
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Girl to friend: "Not eating is less effort than exercising"To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-03-20, 01:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Minnesota
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Me: "I hate going to the bathroom. It's so much work."
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2010-03-20, 01:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2006
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- Dinosaur Museum aw yisss.
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Neade moar fyba.
My dad's girlfriend's solution to the disproportionate number of uni students under the poverty line: "They should quit and get jobs."
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