YOU! (A Picture/Media Thread): XXI

[Jacklu]

Nameless, I need context. Perspective. Can you get a picture of you with the cat so I have something other than a couch to compare it to? Is also a clever ploy to get more nameless pics

[druid91]

Kitty! Big Kitty! I will worship your fluffyness. May I pet you?



This I have got to see. Pics?

Yes another follower!
At this rate we will have enough people to make the fluffy master divine rank 1 in no time.

[blackfox]

A large human, yes.

I am amazed. Cat gets +5 awesome points and a kidnapping.

[druid91]

I am amazed. Cat gets +5 awesome points and a kidnapping.

Protect the fluffy master!!! *Dives at blackfox*

[Nameless]

Kitty! Big Kitty! I will worship your fluffyness. May I pet you?



This I have got to see. Pics?

Nein. I have lots of kitten pictures, but no new ones. .-.

Nameless, I need context. Perspective. Can you get a picture of you with the cat so I have something other than a couch to compare it to? Is also a clever ploy to get more nameless pics

If his royal majesty ever allows me to pick him up in front of my web cam, I will post a picture.

Also, can I be the Messiah/High Cleric for this new religion?

[druid91]

Nein. I have lots of kitten pictures, but no new ones. .-.



If his royal majesty ever allows me to pick him up in front of my web cam, I will post a picture.

Also, can I be the Messiah/High Cleric for this new religion?

Of course! You are the Fluffy Masters Nameless Emissary!
F.M.N.E. for short.

[Mythestopheles]

I will spread the word! We will make fluffy master the god he rightfully deserves!

[BisectedBrioche]

Here is me, trying to look less scary by wearing a hat;

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[Trog]

I remember when he was just a kitten. .-.

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Awww... he looks a lot like my old cat. *ker-snuggle*

Is he a Maine Kuun* Cat? That's what mine was. They get BIG!

*phonetic spelling to get actual point across. Mah.

[Zeb The Troll]

I had one of those when I was growing up. They DO get big. Ourse was on the little side at only 15lbs of PURE venom and spite.

[Mando Knight]

The closest thing Guinness World Records recognizes to a real-life Longcat is one. Four feet (1.22 m) long, and weighs in at 35-ish lbs (16 kg).

[Nameless]

Of course! You are the Fluffy Masters Nameless Emissary!
F.M.N.E. for short.

Hurray! This new religion shall be knows as Beanoism. Spread the good news my minions! ... I mean... Friends. >.>

Awww... he looks a lot like my old cat. *ker-snuggle*

Is he a Maine Kuun* Cat? That's what mine was. They get BIG!

*phonetic spelling to get actual point across. Mah.

He may be, but his parents and brothers and sisters were all normal looking cats.

[Coidzor]

Hurray! This new religion shall be knows as Beanoism. Spread the good news my minions! ... I mean... Friends. >.>

You... named... a cat... Beano... Nameless, I am disappoint.

He may be, but his parents and brothers and sisters were all normal looking cats.

If he is, it's a throwback thing then.

[Nameless]

You... named... a cat... Beano... Nameless, I am disappoint.



If he is, it's a throwback thing then.

No, my mum named him Beano. I wanted to name him Asgard.

EDIT: We just measured the cat. He's a Meter long (3.3ft).

[Dogmantra]

Our cat is called Pirate.

Because he is a ninja.

[Asta Kask]

The closest thing Guinness World Records recognizes to a real-life Longcat is one. Four feet (1.22 m) long, and weighs in at 35-ish lbs (16 kg).

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Big cat is big. Mine weighs 10 lbs., but he's the bravest cat in the world. Or so he tells me.

But the world's most badass cat is Jack.

[Nameless]

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Big cat is big. Mine weighs 10 lbs., but he's the bravest cat in the world. Or so he tells me.

But the world's most badass cat is Jack.

Big cat is big. o_o

[blackfox]

No, my mum named him Beano. I wanted to name him Asgard.

EDIT: We just measured the cat. He's a Meter long (3.3ft).

O.O Holy craaaap what a huge cat. *KIDNAPS*

[Asta Kask]

EDIT: We just measured the cat. He's a Meter long (3.3ft).

Based on allometrics, he should weigh about 19 lbs. Which is a lot, but not freakish by any standard of the imagination.

[absolmorph]

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Big cat is big. Mine weighs 10 lbs., but he's the bravest cat in the world. Or so he tells me.

But the world's most badass cat is Jack.

Epic cat is epic.

[druid91]

O.O Holy craaaap what a huge cat. *KIDNAPS*

Tackle the heretic!! *TACKLES*

[blackfox]

Tackle the heretic!! *TACKLES*

You cannot tackle me, I am carrying a cat that weighs more than myself!

[druid91]

You cannot tackle me, I am carrying a cat that weighs more than myself!

what to do, what to do.

[Nano]

I suggest running and hiding.

[Mando Knight]

But the world's most badass cat is Jack.

What... the... that cat's clawless and it scared the bear up the tree. I know my family's dog is afraid of our cats, but they've got claws. This is a bear, and it's scared of a clawless cat. Stupid bear.

[absolmorph]

What... the... that cat's clawless and it scared the bear up the tree. I know my family's dog is afraid of our cats, but they've got claws. This is a bear, and it's scared of a clawless cat. Stupid bear.

No, not stupid bear.
EPIC CAT.

[Krade]

I have some serious doubts as to a bear's ability to kill/eat an alert housecat. Especially an aggressive alert housecat. The bear also has no idea the cat doesn't have claws. Scary housecat means you have to assume the crazy thing has claws because there's really a bettr than not chance he's still got 'em.

Also, this bear appears to be quite stupid.

Edit: The cat also must have epic ranks in Bluff and Intimidate. Kinda like the cat in Bolt, only effective.

[absolmorph]

I have some serious doubts as to a bear's ability to kill/eat an alert housecat. Especially an aggressive alert housecat. The bear also has no idea the cat doesn't have claws. Scary housecat means you have to assume the crazy thing has claws because there's really a bettr than not chance he's still got 'em.

Also, this bear appears to be quite stupid.

Edit: The cat also must have epic ranks in Bluff and Intimidate. Kinda like the cat in Bolt, only effective.

That was my assumption, hence my statement of "EPIC CAT."

[Dispozition]

Hey guise, I think I'm turning into a vampire. Your opinions?

[Mando Knight]

No, your eyes are just hazel, like mine.