[ACRO] The Heinous Association of Twisted Scoundrels

[ApeofLight]

" Allen Rato, or Al I prefer. And the last part of the second tittle is something I find stupid. I would also like to join this so called heinous association. " Al then pulls out a piece of paper.

" I believe this is the form that needs to be filled out, yes? "

Name: Allen Rato
Current Alignment: Neutral Evil
Desired Alignment: Neutral Evil
Profession: Scientist specializing in genetic manipulation
Age: 27
Why do you want to join HATS? Facilities, strength in numbers, a few people to use as guinea pigs
If you were a piece of fruit in a fruit bowl, which piece of fruit would you be?Stupid question
Any other important information: You mess with me or my stuff you will either
A: get ripped to shreds by shadow
B: get liquidized by having your molecular DNA's hydrogen bonds destroyed

[Lex-Kat]

Bianca folds the membership form into a paper airplane. She takes aim, and throws it skillfully at Magtok's head. Hopefully it'll hit his ear.

She turns, and begins searching the place again. We need a dungeon.

[waterpenguin43]

Shoot. Well, we've got a bit of a shortage now, so you'll have to make do with the first thing I find, which is-

Magtok does some more digging in a pocket that definitely shouldn't be able to fit such large hats inside it, before pulling out this hat.

-this. I...erm, I suppose you might be able to look distinguished in it and not too gaudy, but-

It's lovely. she says, smiling.

[Hyozo]

Hyozo teleports into the base, surprisingly appearing directly above Bianca. Fortunately for her, he is hovering at the moment. "Sorry I'm a bit late guys, the plane I spent last night on didn't take me leaving very wel- Did someone start a battle while I wasn't here? Was it really so important that it couldn't wait for me? You guys are so impatient." He seems rather irritated, but it shouldn't be too hard to tell he's faking it.

[Lex-Kat]

It was no big thing. Just AMEN saying "Welcome to the party. Don't stick around too long."

Bianca finds a door leading down some stairs. Hey, I think I've found the dungeon. Wanna join me? She gives Hyozo a wink.

[ApeofLight]

Al sighs at the deadtimed Magtok. " Shadow, go explore. Come back soon. "

The putty like werewolf thing nods and slips past Magtok. It looks at Hyozo and then Bianca and starts to head for the door.

[Lex-Kat]

Did I just see a shadow approach my dungeon?

[Hyozo]

"AMEN was able to concentrate on one thing long enough to get beyond killing each other over it? They must have advanced quite a bit since I left." Hyozo will comment.

Hmm... a wink from an assasin attempting to lead you to a dungeon. That can't be good at all... "Dungeon? Seems interesting, and I have nothing better to do. Let's go."

[ApeofLight]

No, no. It's name is Shadow.

Shadow itself is a cross somewhere between a werewolf, an elf, a shapeshifter, a doppleganger, various types of animals, a butterfly, a moth, a human, and another shapeshifter all together.

It has a thin werewolf like body that can change somewhat but it looks more like a gray putty with red eyes in the shape of a thin werewolf. It can only really hold that form well for long periods of time.

[waterpenguin43]

A dungeon? Fascinating. I have one at my home, but I would love to see the architecture of this.

[billtodamax]

The small metal sphere, now with a long scrape down its side, will try and float past anyone who would impede it, and out the door, the layout of the building stored in it's vast memory banks, as well as the background radiation and anything else Maggy wants to tell me that's out of the ordinary.

[Tyrion L.]

Tyrion shrugs. Well, I suppose we'll come along. Though I have always had the opinion that dungeons are impractical, it would be interesting to explore this, and possibly add to it. If Magtok double-crossed him, he would have his own elven forces in the dungeon.

[Gnrlshrimp]

Red finally walks into the building and grabs one of the forms and a pen.

Name: Red
Current Alignment: Whatever I feel like being
Desired Alignment: Whatever I feel like being
Profession: Warlock
Race: Human-ish
Age: Not sure...
Why do you want to join HATS?: It'll give me something to do when the boss man isn't around
If you were a piece of fruit in a fruit bowl, which piece of fruit would you be?: A lemon? I dunno, that's a stupid question!
Any other important information: The boss man doesn't mind me joining you guys, but, ah...make sure you don't anger the boss man. That'd be bad.

With that done he puts the form wherever it's supposed to go and sits down in one of those chairs.

[iElf]

Fallout enters the room and sit down in another chair. the chair begins to blacken slightly.....

[Gnrlshrimp]

Red glances over at Fallout. "Huh, what exactly are you doing to your chair?"

[Morty]

Michalson, a scrawny half-elf in worn grey robe, emerges from shadows near the base.

[Ashen Lilies]

"Hi!"
GAH! What the-? How the-? Who the-? Why is Kal behind Michalson!?

[iElf]

Fallout looks round "damn....I think I still have some excess radiation in me..." he runs outside, and disperses some energy in a bright X-ray flash, then walks in again

[Morty]

Michalson almost jumps and turns around immediately. He knew he should be on his guard here, but it was still surprising. What the...

[Gnrlshrimp]

"Whole place is full of psychos." The permanently invisible warlock mutters.

Yeah, you're one to talk, Red, most of the people in this place probably can't even see you!

[iElf]

"I can still hear an smell you, you know..." fallout says looking across at red

[Beans]

Margaret's cybernetic eye detects Red, through a certain setting, as a vague blurry shimmer. She sort of knows where he is and that's mostly it.
... Why's you so 'ard to sees?

[happyturtle]

Simone walks in and casually tosses a handful of flour in Red's direction. Ought to take care of that invisibility problem. Her other hand is tapping on her MagBerry as she reads her email.

[Gnrlshrimp]

Red dives off his chair and dodges the flour. "Oh no you don't! And...I like being invisible. It has its advantages." He grins as he says this, not that it makes much of a difference...

[Ashen Lilies]

Michalson almost jumps and turns around immediately. He knew he should be on his guard here, but it was still surprising. What the...

He of course sees Kal, the tiefling assassin. You know, as opposed to a kittycat or a slavering wolf or a Neanderthal or Cthulu.
"Are you here to join?"

[Beans]

Red dives off his chair and dodges the flour. "Oh no you don't! And...I like being invisible. It has its advantages." He grins as he says this, not that it makes much of a difference...

Makes it 'arder f'r buggers t' fro fings a' you, right?

[Morty]

He of course sees Kal, the tiefling assassin. You know, as opposed to a kittycat or a slavering wolf or a Neanderthal or Cthulu.
"Are you here to join?"

Maybe. I'll have to take a look around and learn more to decide. After all, there may be undead members.

[Gnrlshrimp]

"Also makes it easy to sneak into places." Generally, people don't throw things at him...

Although, since arriving here he's already had fireballs and flour thrown at him. Hopefully nothing else will be thrown at him any time soon.

[happyturtle]

"Not that many uses. Most anyone who would challenge us has magical or technological ways of seeing you. So pretty much your only use it to get tripped over," Simone says. Only in her pidgin Common that her player forgot to use, and now is too lazy to edigt in.

[iElf]

"why invisibility,when you can blast your enemies instead?" roach runs up from his robes, over his face. he ignores this