Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141

[Edge]

Apparently my family just can't be trusted on their own.

In the month since I saw them last my mum and step-dad have given up work, my sister has turned into a massive skunk addict (technically this was already happening but she hid it well) and has been permanently kicked out of my mum's house, my mum and dad are back to the way they were when they first divorced, my granddad (who I thought was at least feeling better) could die any second and most shocking of all my brother is selling his life partner x-box.

Holy koi that sucks.

I mean, what could have possibly come between a man and his X-box?

Seriously, that sucks. Unfortunately, as the protagonist, it now falls to you to bring your family closer together and have everyone make amends.

I wish you luck, sir.

[Dogmantra]

Seriously, how does this all happen in a month. A warning to the playground, don't forget to call your family, they might have sprouted wings or been turned into chocolate or something.

But my father, brother and his girlfriend are all away for the weekend...

[Kobold-Bard]

Holy koi that sucks.

I mean, what could have possibly come between a man and his X-box?

Seriously, that sucks. Unfortunately, as the protagonist, it now falls to you to bring your family closer together and have everyone make amends.

I wish you luck, sir.

The xbox comment is more true than you imagine. He's been closer to that thing since he got it than most people are to their husbands/wives. I wasn't kidding, that was actually the most unexpected of all those things.

But my father, brother and his girlfriend are all away for the weekend...

I suggest you buy a stress ball, red bull, a feather duster and a machete. Just in case

[Mando Knight]

Music Meister. Good times, fun songs, like much.

Better yet, that was last night's Batman episode on CN.

[Trobby]

*Crashes through a brick wall*

...Oooww... *flop* D: Never try to crash through a brick wall folks. It really hurts more than it helps. ;w;

Ah...so, new thread is new. ;o And now I've got some news. I've finally figured out why I've been feeling so icky for the past few days. Take a look at this map.


If No Map Exists here, there will be one soon

See that big red splotch of high pollen in the NorthEast? Notice how it's pretty much centered on New York?

Guess what state I live in the center of? D:

Yeah...Pollen count of 11.3 today (out of...13? Er...okay, allergy scientists...), and some rather large spikes in the past few days...this leads me to believe that my sudden attack of allergy-related woes are not a coincidence...:p

[Player_Zero]

You can tune a piano.

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But you can't tune a fish.

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Not even by playing scales.

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[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

[absolmorph]

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

Me? needsmoretext

[Recaiden]

Me? needsmoretext

Why can't you climb trees?

It's usually not that hard. Although with certain types of trees it can be.

[Kobold-Bard]

Me? needsmoretext

I don't climb trees. I order them to lift me up.

[DraPrime]

Instead of climbing trees, I push the earth down until I am high enough to simply sit down among the top branches.

[absolmorph]

Why can't you climb trees?

It's usually not that hard. Although with certain types of trees it can be.

I lack upper body strength.
I struggle to pull myself out of pools.

[Dr. Bath]

I don't climb trees. It means they'll be on my side when the entmoot is called.

[The Dark Fiddler]

And then hypnotize you as the MUSIC MEISTEEEEEERR!!!

Hypnotism, you say?

[Bothi]

Yep, here you can get answers, advice, and those annoying prophecies that you don't get 'till like, five years later then makes you go "Ooooohhhh... So THAT'S what he meant..." I don't do homework.

[Mathis]

Not doing proper homework will come back and bite you in the arse when you least expect it, that's my prophecy to you.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Or where you do expect it. How many assignments did I hand in late, over the last few years? How many math tests did I pass by the skin of my teeth and and a lucky try?

Also, to the thread in general:

*lights cigar*

What.

[Bothi]

Not doing proper homework will come back and bite you in the arse when you least expect it, that's my prophecy to you.

I meant other peoples', smart one.

[Mathis]

Yeah I know, but I was feeling really premiscient .

But sure, what's my near future going to be like?

[Bothi]

You are very specific... Well, something bad followed by luck. Something bad shall happen to you, but it will keep you from worse. So don't try to prevent what appears as unlucky. Belive me or not, no diference.

[Mando Knight]

But sure, what's my near future going to be like?

You are very specific...

It was hardly specific at all. Do you have anything substantial to use to show your worth as a seer?

[Bothi]

Sarcasm. No I do not for what I know could be wrongly called inacurate, a luck guess, or even call me a stalker. I'm more like the shady kobold oracle, I like to keep it short and annoying.

[Phase]

SATs tomorrow. I'm sure I'l do fineagabagabgaha

This is how I feel.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

....

We need to lynch Mathis, then, to see if Bothi is really the Seer or not.

^{I'm so sorry about this joke}

[Bothi]

....

We need to lynch Mathis, then, to see if Bothi is really the Seer or not.

^{I'm so sorry about this joke}

Go right on ahead.

[Rutskarn]

SATs tomorrow. I'm sure I'l do fineagabagabgaha

This is how I feel.

Relax. No worries. You can take it multiple times. It was actually pretty easy.

Deep, purposeful, sandalwood-scented breaths.

[golentan]

Alright, Bothi. I feel like testing you.

I received a prophecy from someone some time ago. Every date, every time, every name on it has been accurate so far, and their is only one remaining part. If you can accurately describe the final event, I will accept you as a seer.

How will I die, and how long from now?

[Raiki]

Okay, I'm bored, I'll bite.

What is the greatest obstacle I'll be required to overcome in the next fortnight?


Also: Golentan's question is a tarp. His species is immortal and invulnerable.

[Bothi]

Alright, Bothi. I feel like testing you.

I received a prophecy from someone some time ago. Every date, every time, every name on it has been accurate so far, and their is only one remaining part. If you can accurately describe the final event, I will accept you as a seer.

How will I die, and how long from now?

About 40 years and it will be silent, most likely in your sleep.

[Bothi]

Okay, I'm bored, I'll bite.

What is the greatest obstacle I'll be required to overcome in the next fortnight?


Also: Golentan's question is a tarp. His species is immortal and invulnerable.

I know a lot but I have no clue what a fortnight is... o no i double posted, forgive me for this...