YOU! (A Picture/Media Thread): XXII

[arguskos]

I doubt there will be any objections.

...spooning cats isn't normal behavior, dear.

Course, it was a cute cat, so I think it's excusable in this case.

[Fay Graydon]

No. I hope to not have to wear pads to sport a decent rack.
And to look at least half decent too.

I wear both a padded Bra and bust enhancers
I do not like having such small breasts either hun.
But oh well, till I can afford implants it will have to do.

[Superglucose]

No. I hope to not have to wear pads to sport a decent rack.
And to look at least half decent too.

You never look half decent. You're always cruising at at least one and a quarter decent

[absolmorph]

I wear both a padded Bra and bust enhancers
I do not like having such small breasts either hun.
But oh well, till I can afford implants it will have to do.

It's not the size of your fwoosh that matters.
It's how you use it.

[Fay Graydon]

It's not the size of your fwoosh that matters.
It's how you use it.

my "Fwoosh" is too small to use at all D=
But me mam has Double J and has constant back pain... soooo I'm kinda glad my bewbies arn't that big.

[Coidzor]

my "Fwoosh" is too small to use at all D=
But me mam has Double J and has constant back pain... soooo I'm kinda glad my bewbies arn't that big.

Well, that's just guaranteed to give an inferiority complex.

[Serpentine]

A friend of mine is, if I recall correctly, a 6G. Six freaking G. No J, but still. She's teeny! Also, I have a tendency to underestimate the cup size, so it might be bigger than that actually. I'm thinking H.

[Nano]

I have zero ability to estimate cup size. The best I can do is compare them to other women in the vicinity, which... Doesn't work out so well in conversation.

[Serpentine]

Also, apparently the cup-sizes scale differently with band sizes. For example, if this friend and I chopped off our boobs to compare them, mine would probably be a reasonable amount bigger than hers, but she's overall teeny-tiny compared to me.

[Coidzor]

Adjusting for differences between nations as well. x.x I have a breast induced headache now.

[Serpentine]

Now I have an image of you being whacked over the head with some lady's epic gazongas.
*wobble-whomp, wobble-whomp...*

[Coidzor]

Now I have an image of you being whacked over the head with some lady's epic gazongas.
*wobble-whomp, wobble-whomp...*

... I had milk come out of my nose. And I had just swallowed it too. @_@

[Serpentine]

This outcome is acceptable

[KuReshtin]

That's a type of headache that I think i would kind of enjoy getting.


ION: I should get my new glasses this week.
Optician said that since my eyesight hasn't become worse, i didn't really need new ones, but i wanted a pair of prescription sunglasses, and since it's BOGOF, I figured I'd get a new pair of regular glasses as well.

I'll probably post pics of old glasses vs new glasses once I get them.

[Jokasti]

*iz bored, checks YOU thread*
whuuuuuuuuuuu-

[Pyrian]

*wobble-whomp, wobble-whomp...*

I remember seeing an episode of the man show where a woman crushed a beer can with a single boob.

[Trellan]

I remember seeing an episode of the man show where a woman crushed a beer can with a single boob.

I saw that same episode, and all I could think of when Serpentine made that comment was poor Coidzor's head being crushed

[KuReshtin]

Got my new glasses from the optician this afternoon.

Pics as promised: Even if not asked for.

Old glasses:

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New glasses:

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New sunglasses:

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[Scorpina]

Here is the most recent picture of me I have:

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I'm wearing sunglasses indoors because I'm hungover, not because I'm a poser.

[Exeson]

Here is the most recent picture of me I have:

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I'm wearing sunglasses indoors because I'm hungover, not because I'm a poser.

Judging how dark the photo is you must have had a really bad hangover to need sunglasses.

[Scorpina]

Well, the bright lights that were bothering me were behind the camera in the picture. Also behind curtains.

So yeah, it was pretty bad.

[Coidzor]

I'm wearing sunglasses indoors because I'm hungover, not because I'm a poser.

Why'd you get your picture taken while hungover?

Got my new glasses from the optician this afternoon.

I like the shape of the new frames. They seem to suit you better.

I saw that same episode, and all I could think of when Serpentine made that comment was poor Coidzor's head being crushed

ay-yiyi I'd forgotten all about that show.

To be fair though, parts of my brain were acting like they were crushed for a bit there.

[Deth Muncher]

I remember seeing an episode of the man show where a woman crushed a beer can with a single boob.

A clip, for those of you wondering. Although anything naughty is censored, it's still kinda NSFW.

[Diva De]

OMG, Scorpina is gorgeous! Jealous!

Also, I rock a pair of DD's - not all they are cracked up to be. Especially when it's this HOT outside. Ugh.

[Coidzor]

OMG, Scorpina is gorgeous! Jealous!

Also, I rock a pair of DD's - not all they are cracked up to be. Especially when it's this HOT outside. Ugh.

Indeed, a pair of cookie monsters with all of that fur would get stifling in anything other than the winter. Also, the cookie bill alone must be through the roof for feeding them.

At least the coast provides a bit of a cooler breeze. Not sure how salt water air interacts with fur though... I know it's hell on metals and paint... I guess that's what showers and dehumidifiers and AC are for.

And while we're all jealous of Scorpina, you must be a bit of a looker yourself to have attracted the attention of not one, but two cookie monsters.

[Scorpina]

Why'd you get your picture taken while hungover?

Because my webcam owning friend is cruel.

OMG, Scorpina is gorgeous! Jealous!

You're very kind.

[Coidzor]

Because my webcam owning friend is cruel.

hmm... They must be made to make restitution in the form of cake, pie, and photo sessions involving floor length dresses...

[Scorpina]

hmm... They must be made to make restitution in the form of cake, pie, and photo sessions involving floor length dresses...

Well, I'm all for cake. I'm not sure I want anything to do with a floor length dress, though.

[Coidzor]

Well, I'm all for cake. I'm not sure I want anything to do with a floor length dress, though.

Eh, was worth a shot, neh?

[Scorpina]

Eh, was worth a shot, neh?

I guess. I don't do dresses, as a rule, though.

I am fond of them on other ladies, of course. Yes, I am a wicked hypocrite.