[Steam] Thread XIII: The World's #1 Forum-Themed Hat Acquisition Simulator

[Byrnbot08]

WE ARE TEH SPESS ENGIES, WE ARE TEH EMPRAH'S FUREY!

*BLU Spy watching the Red Engineers building dispensers.*

BLU Spy: Look. Dispensers... DISPENSERS! Our enemies hide behind METAL BAWKSEZ. THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! We... we should take away their metal bawksez.

[Phase]

Okay, I'm in for Engie party on SHaFT, work ended early.

[Byrnbot08]

Okay, I'm in for Engie party on SHaFT, work ended early.

Too late. Everyone's dead gone Phase.

[Valaqil]

It's date night for me and my wife, but I'll find time a little later to be on and into the night. If anyone is around, see you late.

[chiasaur11]

And with valve time it will come out tomorrow.

If we're lucky.

[Byrnbot08]

If we're lucky.

If we're unlucky, or if people hax the thing up, Saturday/Sunday.

[chiasaur11]

If we're unlucky, or if people hax the thing up, Saturday/Sunday.

If we're extra unlucky, simultaneous with the release of Episode 3.

[Emlyn]

If we're extra unlucky, simultaneous with the release of Episode 3.

You know how funny it would be if Valve, without any warning, released Episode 3?

[Worira]

lolLiterally.

[chiasaur11]

You know how funny it would be if Valve, without any warning, released Episode 3?

Terrifying.

It's one of the signs heralding the heat death of the universe.

[Gamerlord]

You know how funny it would be if Valve, without any warning, released Episode 3?

Every night before I go to bed, I imagine that as I go to sleep, Valve wakes up all its programmers, every night, in the middle of the night, they drive to a top-secret facility, surrounded by armed guards, secretly working on Valve's most sacred projects.

[Phase]

If we're extra unlucky, simultaneous with the release of Episode 3.

Ah, so Thor should be dead by then. Good to know.

Too late. Everyone's dead gone Phase.

oh noooooooo

[chiasaur11]

Ah, so Thor should be dead by then. Good to know.

Leaving the only people able to play it Baldr the Beautiful and those lousy draft dodgers Líf and Lífþrasir.

Okay, and a couple other Aesir. And maybe Durandal if he manages to complete the whole thing he's planning. But that's it.

[watsyurname529]

So the wrench log shows all 100 wrenches have been found. Yet, no engie day four.

[Emlyn]

So the wrench log shows all 100 wrenches have been found. Yet, no engie day four.

Its because Valve loves to troll their player base, knowing full well that they can get away with it and not a single cry of dissent will be heard. At least any meaningful dissent anyway.

[Wandiya]

So, What do you mean no update? The GunSlinger, engi gets 2 melee weapons (replaces pistol) and 25 more hp? Combat engi boost?

[Worira]

Steam just exploded.

[KBF]

So, What do you mean no update? The GunSlinger, engi gets 2 melee weapons (replaces pistol) and 25 more hp? Combat engi boost?

hellyeshellyeshellyeshellyeshellyeshellyes

valve does care. they really do.

[Volug]

The question is...

Do mini sentry kills count towards the New Shotgun Revenge crits...?

Hmmmm :D

[KBF]

Yeah, but half damage from tiny baby sentry.

Real men will use it for the melee kills anyway.

[Mtg_player_zach]

When I get back from vacation I am going to be running around dropping sentries and punching the hell out of things. Engie Pawnch!!!

[Volug]

Blog updated now! >____>

[Worira]

So many times I will murder you.

[watsyurname529]

Blog updated now! >____>

I hate you.

What's worse, I'm lurking on the blog as I type.

Also, I was watching the TF2 Meet the Cast videos and noticed that on the Demo video (from the TF2 blog) has extra information on it from when they originally posted it.

Here it is for easy access:

Spoiler

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A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.

Word of his proficiency with explosives spread, and it was not long before Crypt Grammar received two visitors: Demoman's real parents, who lovingly explained that all Demomen are abandoned at birth until their skills manifest themselves, a longstanding, cruel, and wholly unnecessary tradition among the Highland Demolition Men. His unhappy childhood had ended. But his training had just begun.

[blackfox]

Blog updated now! >____>

You make me raeg.

[Mtg_player_zach]

So many times I will murder you.

With your Fist, get it right.

[Byrnbot08]

Yeah, but half damage from tiny baby sentry.

Real men will use it for the melee kills anyway.

Powerfists of Doomslaying
Level 10 Powerfist

+25 Health
Deploys mini-sentries
Crits target on third hit.
+100 MANLINESS

[memnarch]

Hey! Anyone else notice this yet?

[Worira]

Some stuff in the achievements, too. Movable buildings confirmed in Texas Ranger, Wrangler can exceed normal range confirmed in POWNed on the Range.

EDIT: Also, guitar confirmed as taunt kill.

[KBF]

Hey! Anyone else notice this yet?

That.. That means they seriously plan to release it in a day or maybe possibly unlikely two. Holy crap. Someone dig up the guesses we made and lets see what we got right.